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Snake Thread 2017

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Or as Cousin Eddie calls it, a baby sitter
SoulSlaveAG2005
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I'm outside with the kiddos at the playground and saw the snake slither across the grass, so I started tracking him down with my phone like the paparazzi. Wife and kids came over looking at me like I have lost my marbles (they couldn't see the snek).

After about 5 trips around the tree and much coaxing, I finally got him to calm down enough to realize all I wanted was a portrait or two.

I'm sure the entire family reunion was watching and laughing at the dumb guy circling the tree with his phone out.


The entire time I'm thinking DANG IT!!! I need pictorial proof or the OB will not believe and crucify me for sharing a story sans pic.
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SabineAg
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Sooo where's the picture?
AgEng06
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The ribbon snake pics on the previous page.
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Quote:

The entire time I'm thinking DANG IT!!! I need pictorial proof or the OB will not believe and crucify me for sharing a story sans pic.
And you post without a pic...interesting.
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It's in the previous page
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agcrock2005 said:

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The entire time I'm thinking DANG IT!!! I need pictorial proof or the OB will not believe and crucify me for sharing a story sans pic.
And you post without a pic...interesting.



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PalomaPachanga said:

Sooo where's the picture?


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I'd just to like to express my deepest apologies. The wife and I hiked about 8 miles today around Perdenales Falls. I fully expected to have some snake pictures to post for you guys this evening and we were skunked!

I walked around staring at my feet all day to no avail, for this I am sorry. Lol
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What kind of snake is this just off my back patio?
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Guitarsoup said:



What kind of snake is this just off my back patio?


Watch snake
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MathNewman06
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Western reefer snake.
carpe vinum
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Where do you live? ~ Not a Cop
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Red-eyed ganja. Mostly harmless, but good luck getting it to move out of your mother's basement.
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Who knew that rattlers were fans of the hippie lettuce.
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Don't worry about the type, just leave a trail of the Cheetos you already have in your pantry into your neighbor's yard and you'll be rid of the problem.
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That would be a snake in the grass...
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Grass snake. That might be the best snake photo ever posted on this thread.
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tx4guns said:

That would be a snake in the grass...


He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise.
He's a mastermind at the ways of espionage.
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magnumtmp said:

tx4guns said:

That would be a snake in the grass...


He make look dumb, but that's just a disguise.
He's a mastermind at the ways of espionage.

Nicely played.
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I wonder if the snake is wearing a wire. OP definitely should frisk it.
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Guitarsoup said:



What kind of snake is this just off my back patio?
Looks like a rat snake design, but the colors are off. Head looks a little wider. I'd guess not a Texas snake.
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Could be just the blurs on my mobile, but I'm leaning towards a mojave rattlesnake. It looks like there are pits in front of the eyes, so I'm pretty sure some type of viper... but I could be way wrong... I'm assuming you are in a somewhat "friendly" state, and would be in its range.

Definitely defer to 12f and other experts tho
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Guitarsoup said:



What kind of snake is this just off my back patio?


You gon die so bad...

carpe vinum
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By golly I think you may be right.
Never even heard of that snake, let alone saw one.
Similar marks and colors.
SoulSlaveAG2005
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I think you found it.... yikes, I wouldn't call him my bud.
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Guitar just move the pot (tehehe) and check the tail!! Take video and report back!
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I picked the wrong day to quit sniffin glue.
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Did you bring him in to the fam For show and tell???
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I think you are doing it wrong... I've never heard it called "glue", and I've never seen someone sniff it... but hey, what ever worked for you.
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When is that crop going to be ready? Asking for a friend...
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SoulSlaveAG2005 said:

I think you are doing it wrong... I've never heard it called "glue", and I've never seen someone sniff it... but hey, what ever worked for you.


I could never quite figure this out. the internet wasn't really around at the time for me to google how to sniff glue and what type. I feel like it's an urban legend. Disappointing.
 
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