***** Brace for Impact: The Official Houston Texans 2021 Thread *****

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Fat Bib Fortuna
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11:46a, 9/12/21
Tearing the bandaid off in 15 minutes.
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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11:48a, 9/12/21
Please post your record predictions, what happens to DeShaun (in the NFL and the penal system (pun intended), and anything else you want to get out before it eats you alive inside.


Record: 2-15
DeShaun: I really hope they have some QB injuries so he has to play. Off the field - he'll be a lot poorer by the time it all ends, but I doubt he ever sees a day in jail.
Miscellaneous: Thank god for Fantasy Football. This is almost as bad as when the Oilers left.
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Jackal99
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11:54a, 9/12/21
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Wife and kid wanted to go do something outside this morning/afternoon. We got about 10 minutes on the road when my son asked me if I set the game to record. I realized I didn't, but more importantly, I didn't even care that I forgot.

The other stuff, I pretty much agree with you on.
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12:04p, 9/12/21
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That national anthem was beautiful.
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Joe Boudain
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12:09p, 9/12/21
We gonna get loved tenderly
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:09p, 9/12/21
A 3 and out to start the year. Here comes sunshine!

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Joe Boudain
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 12:10p, 9/12/21
Ran 40 seconds off the clock tho
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:12p, 9/12/21
That has to be an NFL record for earliest time out in an NFL coaching career. Urban Meyer, everybody!
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Sea Speed
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12:18p, 9/12/21
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Corch irvin meyahs
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:24p, 9/12/21
wow! nice hook up with Cooks!
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Joe Boudain
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12:25p, 9/12/21
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12:25p, 9/12/21
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Edit: was that considered a pass?
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:27p, 9/12/21
a lead! start pre-ordering the playoff tickets

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12:29p, 9/12/21
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Wtf just happened
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:36p, 9/12/21
Urban is trying to become the first coach to not run the ball for a whole game
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InnerCityAg
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12:38p, 9/12/21
Wait, who in the actual **** are these players?

Nobody is even at this game.
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12:39p, 9/12/21
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Tygod gonna **** around and win 5 games this year
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12:40p, 9/12/21
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Wait what
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12:40p, 9/12/21
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Holy crap, how bad is Jacksonville if we're doing this to them?
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:41p, 9/12/21
David Culley is like "Let me coach against Urban Meyer every week."

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12:41p, 9/12/21
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Someone post a pic of the stadium, I cant watch. How completely empty is it?
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12:42p, 9/12/21
What the hell is going on here? Next thing you guys are going to tell me is that texas university got run by a bunch of hillbillies.
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12:42p, 9/12/21
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Im so confused rn
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:44p, 9/12/21
Taylor is a good player, he just can't stay healthy. And that's pretty much the case with all of the Texans' skill guys. Cooks, Ingram, etc.

if Taylor plays well and doesn't get hurt, DeShaun can carry the clipboard the next few years.
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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12:47p, 9/12/21
Carlos Hyde sighting!
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InnerCityAg
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12:49p, 9/12/21
We have black santa as a coach?
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 12:52p, 9/12/21
Tyler issue isn't really durability. His issue is he doesn't take chances. He doesn't push the ball. He won't turn it over though.
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Joe Boudain
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12:57p, 9/12/21
I had no clue Culley was black
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In reply to Sea Speed • 12:58p, 9/12/21
Sea Speed said:
Someone post a pic of the stadium, I cant watch. How completely empty is it?


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12:58p, 9/12/21
Fat Bib Fortuna
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1:00p, 9/12/21
First career TD = quality celebration at home tonight I imagine.

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InnerCityAg
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1:02p, 9/12/21
She's shoveling nachos down her gullet.
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1:03p, 9/12/21
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"I'm sure she's used to approving his game…"

I bet she is.
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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1:07p, 9/12/21
I think I'm going to create a graphic counter for Tytus Howard false starts this year. There's #1!
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1:09p, 9/12/21
Why are we winning? That's not the plan.
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