***** Brace for Impact: The Official Houston Texans 2021 Thread *****

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Happened right in front of us. Barely even touched him.
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This might be the worst pro football I've ever seen
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Joe Boudain said:

This might be the worst pro football I've ever seen


But man, the cultureā€¦
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The halftime show was an actual trophy presentation to Toro for being named the NFL Mascot of the Year.
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This kid gonna get murdered
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TexAgs1992 said:

The halftime show was an actual trophy presentation to Toro for being named the NFL Mascot of the Year.


Plot twist, easterby is in the costume.
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TexAgs1992 said:

The halftime show was an actual trophy presentation to Toro for being named the NFL Mascot of the Year.


Savor the moment. Gonna be the biggest win this franchise has for a while.
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The problem with low crowd turnout is that there aren't enough people to boo really loudly.
ā€œSocialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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I decided to stream the game here at work for a few after all of the hype this afternoon. At least there are cool graphics for screen changes.
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Ag_07 said:

Couple things...

Ingram wanted out

And any culture they're building is coming from Big E and apparently Caserio isn't involved in that.

I could honestly see Caserio stepping down and going elsewhere very soon. No way he can operate how he wants with E running things.
I have to believe EVERYONE wants out.
Why would anyone actually want to play for this organization?
There is literally no hope of winning for the foreseeable future
The only individuals that are happy at this point are those who are solely motivated by the paycheck.

Also, how is it possible that Easterby and Caserio don't agree on organizational philosophy? They worked together for 5 years in NE and they know each other well. Nick was in NE when Easterby was brought in to install his "culture" after the Aaron Hernandez issue. They were such great BFFs that Easterby got Cal to hire him even after being slapped around for tampering. Now they have worked together for less than a year and they are already going to break up?

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Texans have 73 total yards of offense through the 3 quarter.
ā€œSocialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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Untouched. Let's see if they can get to half a hundred.
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Good god - what a shame - there is nobody at that game. I wonder if you could bring a can of coke for $1 ticket.
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You would have to thibk its a situation where the sales pitch doesn't match the delivered product. Easterby very well could be a completely different person now that he has so much more power and control and is exerting that in areas where caserio believed his word would be last. Plus he could be holding the fact that he was the key to bringing caserio in over him.

At this point it is simply "fan fiction" but I can definitely see that being a reality. Easterby is a cancerous parasite that obviously has great control and influence over the entire operation.
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Sack. This is the start of the season turn around.
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Well with Tyrod I wouldn't be shocked if they win 2 or even 3 of the next 6. Dolphins, Jets, Seahawks with no Russ, Jaguars
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Reading Easterby's wikipedia page dropped me onto this article written in the Boston sports journal in 2019:

https://www.bostonsportsjournal.com/2019/06/18/bedard-patriots-burning-mad-jack-easterby-texans

Its an amazing read in retrospect.

Here is a juicy nugget (keep in mind this was written BEFORE O'Brien was fired and Caserio was hired):

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...sources have not ruled out that this entire Caserio scheme was put in motion by Easterby/Lamonte and that Bill O'Brien, Caserio and the Krafts were unknowing pawns in Easterby's power play. Easterby knows all of the particulars involved intimately. He could have coaxed O'Brien and owner Cal McNair to make a play for Caserio, despite knowing Caserio's contract status. Easterby would have known that making a play for Caserio around the ring ceremony a holy day on the Kraft Family calendar would anger them to no end and possibly lead to warfare against the Texans. The fallout would be the Patriots drawing a hard line and holding Caserio to his contract, and O'Brien balking at sending a draft pick in compensation for Caserio when he would be a free agent in less than a year.

That would leave a power void in Houston for Easterby himself to step into once he ingratiates himself in the organization. We're only a few steps away from Easterby sidling up to McNair and being in a position to take over Texans' entire football operations whenever O'Brien is fired.

I also didn't realize Caserio and Easterby have the same agent, Bob Lamonte. That dude basically owns the Texans right now.
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Culley will be 1 and done.
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The GD chaplain has an agent.
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Sea Speed said:

The GD chaplain has an agent.
More from that article:

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When it comes to Easterby, this is a man who has purported himself to be a man of the cloth, and the type of person you can confide your deepest secrets and fears in and he does do that. He's not fraud or charlatan. But those aren't usually the type of people who move around the NFL very often they hook on with one coach and stick with him. If they depart, it's usually for a lifetime college job or into the business world for bigger dollars.

They certainly don't hire an agent, like Easterby did with Lamonte, who is one of the best in the business at leveraging teams to the benefit of his clients. And you don't go to a rival in the same conference who could be challenging you in the years to come. Easterby has so much intel on the inner workings, including the thought processes of the Patriots, their coaches and players, that he's much more valuable than any coach, player or scout switching teams. That's kind of dirty pool, especially among teams with such close ties.
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Idk what the spread is but texans are trying to give some betters a heart attack i imagine.
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Davis Mills with some quality stat-padding at the end there.
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It was 16.5. So yep.
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agdaddy04 said:

It was 16.5. So yep.


Vegas is full of wizards or they actually have input in games. Uncanny.
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Jets get win #2
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Excellent
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BoxingAg84
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Cringeworthy!
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Let them re-locate...then we can start fresh with a new franchise and a new owner and get our Oilers name back.

Win win...
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The first step is demand a new stadium. NRG is almost 20 years old. Probably not far from the demand.
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Frok said:

The first step is demand a new stadium. NRG is almost 20 years old. Probably not far from the demand.


Its still pretty nice though isn't it? Been several years since I have been there, but isn't it in good condition? Taxpayers paying for sports stadiums is such bs.

Also, if anyone should get a new stadium, its the astros. At least they aren't run by a mouthbreathing baby huey looking mongoloid.
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It's a great stadium but owners see all the brand new stadiums and get jealous. But I wasn't really being that serious.

I love MMP, I hope it is around a really long time.
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Agree, I wasn't advocating for a replacement. At all.
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BoxingAg84 said:



okay, so 66,000 tickets were sold. That's very nice revenue for the Texans.

and assuming most of the parking is prepaid with season tickets & suites...the only place the Texans are being hurt financially is at the concession stands and souvenir booths (I suppose).

doesn't sound the Texans "are feeling the pinch" very much.

seems like the "tickets sold" number has to come down significantly for the franchise to be hurt in the pocket book. Something like 30,000 tickets sold

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It won't be long until crane is looking for a new one. And all the folks who have Astros tats will be voting for a replacement especially with their recent success.
 
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