***** Brace for Impact: The Official Houston Texans 2021 Thread *****

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Fat Bib Fortuna
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In reply to cc10106 • 1:10p, 9/12/21
cc10106 said:
Why are we winning? That's not the plan.
Because in all of our estimations and proclamations, we failed to realize that Jacksonville has an incredibly ****ty defense and a narcisisstic moron of a head coach.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 1:12p, 9/12/21
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Fat Bib Fortuna said:
cc10106 said:
Why are we winning? That's not the plan.
Because in all of our estimations and proclamations, we failed to realize that Jacksonville has an incredibly ****ty defense and a narcisisstic moron of a head coach.


BOB?
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1:19p, 9/12/21
The defense just did something weird where they "took the ball away" from the other team's offense. Haven't seen that since '19.
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In reply to Jackal99 • 1:20p, 9/12/21
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Urban is the original BOB, BOB is actually BOB2.0
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1:22p, 9/12/21
Almost as surprising, Arizona beating the Titans 17-6 on the road.
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1:29p, 9/12/21
This chick likes to throw the ball to our guys.
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In reply to Fat Bib Fortuna • 1:31p, 9/12/21
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Almost as surprising, Arizona beating the Titans 17-6 on the road.


Who all had the Texans leading the division after Week 1?
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1:33p, 9/12/21
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Is it me or does Trevor Lawrence remind you of what a post "transition" Peppermint Patty would look like?
“Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy. It's inherent virtue is the equal sharing of miseries." - Winston Churchill
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1:39p, 9/12/21
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Horns have already contacted Urban…
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In reply to pagerman @ work • 1:39p, 9/12/21
pagerman @ work said:
Is it me or does Trevor Lawrence remind you of what a post "transition" Peppermint Patty would look like?
Video from draft night

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1:41p, 9/12/21
Jags' possession just lasted 8 seconds. Texans getting the ball back with 45 ish seconds in the half.
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1:42p, 9/12/21
Dafuq is going on?
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1:45p, 9/12/21
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We're a couple of questionable calls away from this being a 24-0 game at the half.

And holy hell I mean 31-0. Damn I didn't know Taylor was that elusive
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1:45p, 9/12/21
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Deshaun WHO? That was a ****ing perfect pass from Taylor
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1:46p, 9/12/21
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Dude wtf
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1:47p, 9/12/21
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I'm confused and aroused at the same time right now
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1:48p, 9/12/21
Taylor is 14 of 23 for 227 yards and 2 TDs in a half.
Cooks has 4 catches for 128 yards.
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1:51p, 9/12/21
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TYGOD
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1:55p, 9/12/21
I don't want to overreact, but the Texans are winning the super bowl.
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2:01p, 9/12/21
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I don't want to overreact, but I'm getting a liberty white Tygod jersey tomorrow after swearing I wouldn't watch a game this year.
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2:15p, 9/12/21
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I mean, honestly, is this not the best the offense has looked in at least a couple of years?

I knew the Texans were going to be better than a lot of people thought (better than =\= good), but is Jacksonville really going to be this bad?!?!
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2:16p, 9/12/21
How long until Urban's next cardiac episode causing him to momentarily retire?
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2:17p, 9/12/21
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The one thing this maybe does for me is maybe a little trust in Culley's offense longer term than just one year?
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2:29p, 9/12/21
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THIS TEAM IS FINALLY FUN TO WATCH.
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2:33p, 9/12/21
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It was probably time for the 2021 thread now that there's only 3.5 months left in the year.
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Fat Bib Fortuna
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2:33p, 9/12/21
At any level, my favorite thing is watching offense run on a defense over and over without being stopped. it is the ultimate demoralizer: our line is crushing your line, we're gaining yardage, our defensive is resting, and the clock never stops running. It makes the other team feel so powerless.
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2:49p, 9/12/21
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Nico Collins helping up that old video guy was some good bull
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2:52p, 9/12/21
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This team of journeymen and nobodies looks better coached fundamentally than anything BOB put on the field in recent years.
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2:55p, 9/12/21
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Regardless of his how bad jvilles defense is, whenever tyrod has been under pressure he's made a quick decision, and it's been the right one nearly every time. That was always my biggest gripe about deshaun….he was responsible for a pretty significant percentage of his own sacks.
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In reply to Ramrod • 2:57p, 9/12/21
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Ramrod said:
This team of journeymen and nobodies looks better coached fundamentally than anything BOB put on the field in recent years.


BoB ran plays according to his script, and followed that script no matter what, like a toddler banging its head on the table.
May just be my imagination, but the players really do look like theyre more invested and engaged, even when they all have to know this season is likely hopeless. Pretty damned refreshing
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In reply to mAgnoliAg • 3:03p, 9/12/21
mAgnoliAg said:
The one thing this maybe does for me is maybe a little trust in Culley's offense longer term than just one year?


Finally getting to see Tim Kelly call the plays. We have an OC...interesting concept
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3:04p, 9/12/21
This is fun.
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In reply to SquirrellyDan • 3:05p, 9/12/21
SquirrellyDan said:
Ramrod said:
This team of journeymen and nobodies looks better coached fundamentally than anything BOB put on the field in recent years.


BoB ran plays according to his script, and followed that script no matter what, like a toddler banging its head on the table.
May just be my imagination, but the players really do look like theyre more invested and engaged, even when they all have to know this season is likely hopeless. Pretty damned refreshing


This team looks competent...maybe not world beaters, but they're running a game plan based on their personnel. No one looks out of place. They look well coached.
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3:05p, 9/12/21
if nothing else, this is a huge second or third chance for a lot of guys to prove the can produce in the NFL.

Sunshine is duking it out with Zach Wilson for the lousier NFL debut today.
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3:07p, 9/12/21
The head coach is able to manage the team while his coordinators run their side of the ball. I would watch this team again.
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