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3:48p, 2/13/20
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Horrry sheeet! Walked in for an afternoon dragon drain and lo and behold - a dude at the sink brushing his teeth. While watching a movie on his phone.

I cannot comprehend this mentality. Just cannot.
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4:42p, 6/15/21
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We're all rolling back into the office by now, so time to get this thread revived.

I've got many a bathroom brusher in the new office. Boss proceeded to bring his tooth brush into the stall with him this afternoon whilst dropping a nuclear post-Mexican deuce.

2020 really makes you appreciate the small things in life...
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6:53p, 6/15/21
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Quote:
dropping a nuclear post-Mexican deuce
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8:50p, 6/15/21
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I've become the air pods in during calls/in my own office guy. and now have moved them into the stall.

I am in the open floor plan concept office and our bathrooms are en-suite so literally everyone can see you walking in and out etc. honestly I'm usually just a private pooper and respectfully wait till the guy next to me gets done before nuking it.

Not anymore with the air pods. I comfortably blast it out like Cartman with whoever is in the bathroom.
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6:51a, 6/16/21
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I'm sure those on the call with you love to hear the grunts and squirts
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In reply to sts7049 • 6:53a, 6/16/21
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sts7049 said:
I'm sure those on the call with you love to hear the grunts and squirts


Ah. Good call. Would never get on a call on the John. I just listen to tunes or a podcast. Their noise canceling these days so just you and throne.
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12:54p, 6/16/21
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https://www.facebook.com/100015661904814/videos/992409317957789/
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1:46p, 6/16/21
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We just completed the build-out on a new floor in our building and I recently moved to a new office on that floor. I was on the can the other day and was scrolling through texags or something while taking care of business. I had only been in there for maybe 5 minutes tops when the lights turned off on me.

The motion detector for the lights is over by the entrance to the bathroom, which is about 20ish feet from the stall I was in. I considered pulling up my pants and waddling out of the stall to wave my arms around to trigger the motion detector and turn the lights back on and then head back to the john to continue pooping/procrastinating, but decided it would be best to just finish in the dark.

So, I hurriedly finished up in the pitch black and used the flashlight on my phone to make sure I was wiping everything clean. Right as I was emerging from the stall and before triggering the motion detector to turn the lights back on, someone else walked in a saw me standing in the middle of the bathroom as the lights turned back on. I tried to explain that there must be some malfunction with the new lights, but the dude definitely didn't believe me and it was prettty awkward.

TLDR: I took too long pooping in new bathrooms at the office and the lights turned off on me. Awkwardness ensued.
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In reply to NorthHollywoodHenry • 2:45p, 6/16/21
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5 minutes is definitely not long enough for a motion sensor.
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In reply to NorthHollywoodHenry • 2:54p, 6/16/21
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The energy saving motion sensors in our renovated bathrooms lasted about a week before the building maintenance techs came in and removed them.
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3:02p, 6/16/21
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I noticed the other day, whilst handling my business, that a previous pooper had clipped their nails while on the john and left them on the floor for all to see.
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8:27p, 6/16/21
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I have learned through experience that while deuce-ing I can reach the latch on the stall door, and wave the door back and forth 10-12 inches a couple of times and the motion sensor will turn the lights back on. YWIA
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In reply to Jack Cheese • 6:49a, 6/17/21
Jack Cheese said:
I have learned through experience that while deuce-ing I can reach the latch on the stall door, and wave the door back and forth 10-12 inches a couple of times and the motion sensor will turn the lights back on. YWIA


Brilliant. Seems that it would also provide some minor level of ventilation and refreshment. Thank you, sir.
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In reply to NorthHollywoodHenry • 8:17a, 6/17/21
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NorthHollywoodHenry said:
We just completed the build-out on a new floor in our building and I recently moved to a new office on that floor. I was on the can the other day and was scrolling through texags or something while taking care of business. I had only been in there for maybe 5 minutes tops when the lights turned off on me.

The motion detector for the lights is over by the entrance to the bathroom, which is about 20ish feet from the stall I was in. I considered pulling up my pants and waddling out of the stall to wave my arms around to trigger the motion detector and turn the lights back on and then head back to the john to continue pooping/procrastinating, but decided it would be best to just finish in the dark.

So, I hurriedly finished up in the pitch black and used the flashlight on my phone to make sure I was wiping everything clean. Right as I was emerging from the stall and before triggering the motion detector to turn the lights back on, someone else walked in a saw me standing in the middle of the bathroom as the lights turned back on. I tried to explain that there must be some malfunction with the new lights, but the dude definitely didn't believe me and it was prettty awkward.

TLDR: I took too long pooping in new bathrooms at the office and the lights turned off on me. Awkwardness ensued.
That happened to me at an office several times before I finally unscrewed the wall plate and adjusted the amount of time the light would stay on before turning off.
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In reply to Jack Cheese • 9:40a, 6/17/21
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Jack Cheese said:
I have learned through experience that while deuce-ing I can reach the latch on the stall door, and wave the door back and forth 10-12 inches a couple of times and the motion sensor will turn the lights back on. YWIA
I tried that, but the motion sensor is located right at the entrance to the restroom and there is a small corner you go around to get to the stalls and the sensor couldn't pick up the motion from the stall door
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In reply to NorthHollywoodHenry • 10:40a, 6/17/21
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NorthHollywoodHenry said:
Jack Cheese said:
I have learned through experience that while deuce-ing I can reach the latch on the stall door, and wave the door back and forth 10-12 inches a couple of times and the motion sensor will turn the lights back on. YWIA
I tried that, but the motion sensor is located right at the entrance to the restroom and there is a small corner you go around to get to the stalls and the sensor couldn't pick up the motion from the stall door

That's a really unfortunate config you're dealing with. My dukes rarely take less than 20-30 mins, and given the frequency that one or both legs go to sleep over that duration, I'd hate to be stumbling around in the dark afterward.
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In reply to Jack Cheese • 10:56a, 6/17/21
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Jack Cheese said:
NorthHollywoodHenry said:
Jack Cheese said:
I have learned through experience that while deuce-ing I can reach the latch on the stall door, and wave the door back and forth 10-12 inches a couple of times and the motion sensor will turn the lights back on. YWIA
I tried that, but the motion sensor is located right at the entrance to the restroom and there is a small corner you go around to get to the stalls and the sensor couldn't pick up the motion from the stall door

That's a really unfortunate config you're dealing with. My dukes rarely take less than 20-30 mins, and given the frequency that one or both legs go to sleep over that duration, I'd hate to be stumbling around in the dark afterward.
I'm thinking of grabbing a few paper towels on my way in next time and balling them up into a grogan grenade of sorts and tossing that towards the entrance if the lights shut off on me again.
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10:59a, 6/17/21
The dynamic when the lights come back on after someone else walks into the restroom kind of makes it feel like you're a degenerate taking a nap in there or you crapped yourself into a coma. Both have been true to some extent in my case.

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In reply to chimpanzee • 11:07a, 6/17/21
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chimpanzee said:
The dynamic when the lights come back on after someone else walks into the restroom kind of makes it feel like you're a degenerate taking a nap in there or you crapped yourself into a coma. Both have been true to some extent in my case.


The trick is to stank it up so bad that the poor sap just nopes right back outta there.
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8:46a, 6/27/21
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Just saw a dude walking down the airport terminal wearing pajama pants and actively brushing his teeth. Immediately thought of this thread.
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In reply to agdaddy04 • 8:48a, 6/27/21
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agdaddy04 said:
Just saw a dude walking down the airport terminal wearing pajama pants and actively brushing his teeth. Immediately thought of this thread.
Did he look like Tom Hanks?
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11:13a, 7/6/21
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So I'm enjoying my morning post coffee deuce, perusing the web and what not when somebody occupies the stall next to me.

Poor bastage must have had a hellacious weekend, as the cacophony of liquid, farts and grunts was pretty impressive. But what was unbelievably strange was the use of TP. This guy I swear used half a roll and nonstop wiped the entire time he dropped the browns off. He literally must have wiped between each pinch, multiple times. I have never heard of this, nor had it ever crossed my mind to do such a thing.
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11:31a, 7/6/21
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maybe he kept thinking he was done but the waves kept coming
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In reply to sts7049 • 11:55a, 7/6/21
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sts7049 said:
maybe he kept thinking he was done but the waves kept coming


Been there.
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sts7049 said:
maybe he kept thinking he was done but the waves kept coming
Maybe. And I'll admit I've had a time or two where I thought I was done but was not.

But this guy never gave himself a chance to be done, he started wiping as the first splash occurred and never stopped.
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12:32p, 7/6/21
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Maybe like the OCD hand washers, but with his B hole.
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12:38p, 7/6/21
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Maybe it was hot lava and the constant wiping gave him some relief.
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In reply to sts7049 • 12:52p, 7/6/21
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sts7049 said:
maybe he kept thinking he was done but the waves kept coming

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8:03p, 7/6/21
Perhaps trying to limit the amount of time his baloon knot has mud on it?
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In reply to sts7049 • 8:41p, 7/6/21
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sts7049 said:
maybe he kept thinking he was done but the waves kept coming


Fool me once I understand, but over and over?

Dude's ass is gonna be raw as hell
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9:26a, 10/4/21


Not an office bathroom but this is pretty lit.
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9:29a, 10/4/21
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11:34a, 10/4/21
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Nothing like drizzling your own urine over your nachos!
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10:35p, 10/5/21
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I still think this is the greatest thread on Texags, and yes I rank it above the Htine weathergirl who has the best butterface competition.
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10:46p, 10/5/21
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New one today ... fella comes into stall next to me and does the obligatory bowl wipedown with TP, THEN proceeds to wipe off the floor as well. Guess hes concerned about dropping trou on the floor? Getting old piss drops on his Versace pants? Dunno, its was odd...
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