its a sh*thole on Brittmoore. Havent ventured down that way with all the construction. I need to go get some cold ones with the hoolihoos at the icehouse sometime soon.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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2pm, 7pm Sometimes again at 9pm if I had a big lunch and dinner.
I was talking the other day, and heard someone talking about having 1 BM/wk. I was shocked. The only time I was that puckered up in my life was FOW week in the Corps.
I was talking the other day, and heard someone talking about having 1 BM/wk. I was shocked. The only time I was that puckered up in my life was FOW week in the Corps.
1/week!? i bet that grogan was 6 feet long coiled up like a garden hose.
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ahh I thought yall were talking about the G-spot and 10 area
im right at BW8/i-10 so im game for anything round here whenever.
Looks like jetch is scouring for man dates again.
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Puddler 
I have to take a dump every day about 1 hour after lunch, like clock work and its usually the only BM I have each day (unless large amounts of beer have been consumed and then I'll hit the 5-6 a day...)
There's no way I could avoid taking a crap at work
There's no way I could avoid taking a crap at work
Dang, Puddy. Bad enough you got to bring that weak sauce from the topless bar thread.
If you're all butt-hurt since we didn't invite you, don't bring the hate. You can come along to lunch and we'll bring you some Pepcid and Dulcolax...
If you're all butt-hurt since we didn't invite you, don't bring the hate. You can come along to lunch and we'll bring you some Pepcid and Dulcolax...
Mouth, re: FOW. I experienced the exact same thing!
I think we all did
Afternoon Bluewater Xanadoo FTW
Our toilets don't get the blue water treatment.
Trying to hold it all day isn't good for your colon at all. But neither is spending too much time on the can.
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Mouth, re: FOW. I experienced the exact same thing!
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Trying to hold it all day isn't good for your colon at all
But when you spend all day at jury duty in the criminal court like I did today, it is a necessity. Those bathrooms were nasty!
Yeah sometimes a backed up colon is a better plan than using a public restroom.
on a semi-related note tonight... while grilling outside in the cold after some beverages i thought id partake in what all guys like to do... peeing outdoors. I gotta tell ya, once my hog hit the brisk air, it was like a lightning bolt of refreshment hit the tip of my dong. On top of that my wizz steamed as it nestled into its resting place in the backyard grass.
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I gotta tell ya, once my hog hit the brisk air, it was like a lightning bolt of refreshment hit the tip of my dong.
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This.
My back yard has a drainage system and I can't tell you how often those grates have been the receptacle of some urgently needed bladder relief...
Oh man, I am at home today with the worst kind of affliction..... Food poisoning.
This is not cool
This is not cool
perhaps it was because of your urination near your grilling last night?
Looks like the green chair is going to be seeing quite a bit of use today... well, at least when you are not sweating in bed or yaking up & out over the ceramic circle.
Hope you feel better soon...
Hope you feel better soon...
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Looks like it was gumbo from the previous night... My old lady and her folks are all out of commission today with the same...
Ol green is my pal today, doin work while DOOin.
Ol green is my pal today, doin work while DOOin.
Gumbo from where?
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No to take away from the awe that we all have in jetch's defecation, but I thought this was appropriate for this thread. From Deadspin.
What do you say men of the Tine? To check out or not check out a famous persons member?
Edit: You can't say d/ck?
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If you were to stand at a urinal next to a celebrity (no matter how famous, whether it's Barack Obama or William Hung), would you try to sneak a peak at their package? I know it goes against the "rules" of male public bathroom etiquette, but I would totally do it and feel superior knowing that I know what this famous person's junk looks like, and if I'm better equipped than he is.
It depends. If it's William Hung, no. Because I can already venture a solid guess. But if it's Obama? Then yes. Yes, I'd be curious to see what the President's dick looked like. What if it had a tattoo that said HOMIEZ FA LIFE on it? Just the possibility would be enough to compel me. Or what if it had an abnormal hook or a burn scar? I really do need to know such things.
So yes, I'd look at the ***** if I felt the ***** was a newsworthy item, the way a President's ***** or a Pope's ***** might be. Or if it's a legendary *****, like Mick Jagger's. But if it's just a garden variety celebrity, then probably not. I bet Demetri Martin's ***** has a series of overly elaborate doodles on it.
What do you say men of the Tine? To check out or not check out a famous persons member?
Edit: You can't say d/ck?
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the Pope...
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Edit: You can't say d/ck?
I think you can say dick, just not *****. p-e-n-i-s
I wouldn't look but I might let one rip to show dominance.
Can you imagine if your gas cleared out the president/pope?
Can you imagine if your gas cleared out the president/pope?
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Can you imagine if your gas cleared out the president/pope?
I can see Secret Service jumping into action and taking you in as a threat.
Wouldn't look. Manlaw. Not interested.
Plus I think some folks get in to politics and other offices because they are over compensating. I'm sure they'd be more curious to check out someone else 'cuz they are curious to see how 'normal' they really are...
...and risk having secret service agents with a knee in your back while you kiss cold slimy piss-room tile interrupting you in mid-stream? No thanks.
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Plus I think some folks get in to politics and other offices because they are over compensating. I'm sure they'd be more curious to check out someone else 'cuz they are curious to see how 'normal' they really are...
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I wouldn't look but I might let one rip to show dominance.
Can you imagine if your gas cleared out the president/pope?
...and risk having secret service agents with a knee in your back while you kiss cold slimy piss-room tile interrupting you in mid-stream? No thanks.
I'm currently getting "middle stalled" right now. I'm enjoying a nice post-lunc handicap stall visit and there are two open. Some m'fer decides he needs to take the one next to me and unleash loud farts and pellets. So angry right now that I can't even enjoy playing WSOP on my phone!
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