Ok then. That makes me feel better then.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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We need a drain under our pisser, some of the elder gents here either cant see their wang when pissing or have bad urinator sprayers. Either way, there are small puddles after each piss.
I don't believe these have been covered
while I was washing up a guy just came in washed his mouth area with soap. I mean a good scrubbing too.
Not sure if he was OCD or just ate the secretary.
Not sure if he was OCD or just ate the secretary.
Been lurking on this thread for a while, and everything posted is hilarious (and sometimes a bit disgusting).
Anyways, I found this link today and immediately thought: "great, now I can finally contribute to the Lunch Teeth Brushers at Work thread on TexAgs".
Now available at a store near you. The $6400 toilet. Enjoy.
http://gizmodo.com/#!5792108/i-sat-on-a-6400-toilet-and-it-changed-my-life
[This message has been edited by bayouaggie (edited 4/14/2011 4:55p).]
Anyways, I found this link today and immediately thought: "great, now I can finally contribute to the Lunch Teeth Brushers at Work thread on TexAgs".
Now available at a store near you. The $6400 toilet. Enjoy.
http://gizmodo.com/#!5792108/i-sat-on-a-6400-toilet-and-it-changed-my-life
[This message has been edited by bayouaggie (edited 4/14/2011 4:55p).]
Must. Have.
MOTHER OF GOD.
i love that it has a "lighting" button, for those who have the urge to check out what just left
I fear the "Heating" icon.
It does not communicate the gentle and soothing warmth which I so desparately crave, but unrelenting fire.
It does not communicate the gentle and soothing warmth which I so desparately crave, but unrelenting fire.
What? You don't like roasted nuts?
Back to page1 with this:
My wife works in a building where every bathroom is in the same position on every floor, and the plumbing is all connected for every bathroom somehow. Well, some idiot on the first floor blocked up a toilet in the women's room with excessive feminine product. My wife happened to be using the bathroom on the second floor, when suddenly the contents of the toilet she was on surged upward and flowed out, soaking her backside and her lower garments in the toilet contents, before it ran out into the floor drain.
After a bit, she was able to flag down someone she knew on that floor in the bathroom, and they found a large jacket she could tie completely around her waist to conceal herself, and she snuck out of the building, drove home commando in the "jacket skirt", changed and came back to work. I only found out about it that afternoon when I noticed she had on different clothes than when she had left for work.
She was PISSED OFF about it. The building people got an earful.
My wife works in a building where every bathroom is in the same position on every floor, and the plumbing is all connected for every bathroom somehow. Well, some idiot on the first floor blocked up a toilet in the women's room with excessive feminine product. My wife happened to be using the bathroom on the second floor, when suddenly the contents of the toilet she was on surged upward and flowed out, soaking her backside and her lower garments in the toilet contents, before it ran out into the floor drain.
After a bit, she was able to flag down someone she knew on that floor in the bathroom, and they found a large jacket she could tie completely around her waist to conceal herself, and she snuck out of the building, drove home commando in the "jacket skirt", changed and came back to work. I only found out about it that afternoon when I noticed she had on different clothes than when she had left for work.
She was PISSED OFF about it. The building people got an earful.
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The building people got an earful.
Yeah, it was totally thier fault the dumb *****es on the first floor don't know the first rule of feminine product disposal.
Saw a dude going in the pooroom the other day with listerine and floss. I giggled.
There's an inside story on the building guys: The dude in charge at the time was a corner cutting idiot, and people had complained about this type of thing repeatedly happening before, and they didn't do anything about it. There was a complicating factor helping cause blockages they wouldn't fix.
When I move back to the Tine, I may seriously consider getting that toilet installed in my house
ive missed the last 800 or so posts and am not planning on catching up - however, i think congratulations are in order for keeping this thing alive. nice work to all involved!
45 pages about restroom antics is most definitely a feat of monumental proportions.
Has anybody ever used one of these?
I spent many a summer in Pakistan during my childhood squatting over one of these bad boys. IT's not as comfortable of an experience, but it does help getting things going. Also, you have never felt clean after pooing until you've had the water treatment, and that's all I'm going to say about that.
I spent many a summer in Pakistan during my childhood squatting over one of these bad boys. IT's not as comfortable of an experience, but it does help getting things going. Also, you have never felt clean after pooing until you've had the water treatment, and that's all I'm going to say about that.
quote:You should see what I did this morning....
definitely a feat of monumental proportions
heeeyyyyoooooooo!!!!!!!!
The seat was warm when I began this journey. Dangit.
Why does Hotard's picture say "Family Section"??!?
Families that sh*t together, stay together I suppose.
Families that sh*t together, stay together I suppose.
So i guess you completely remove your pants and underwear for that aye?
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I spent many a summer in Pakistan during my childhood squatting over one of these bad boys. IT's not as comfortable of an experience, but it does help getting things going.
From a few pages back:
http://www.cracked.com/article_19121_7-basic-things-you-wont-believe-youre-all-doing-wrong.html?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=fanpage&utm_campaign=new+article&wa_ibsrc=fanpage
Got to my jobsite this morning and had to do the doo. Problem is that I'm finishing up this building so I have operational toilets but no toilet paper anywhere. Usually hit the building next door, but it was not open yet and all the porta johns had been picked up weeks ago. I was hoping to hold it, but no can do. Found myself scrounging through my trash can for old McDonalds bags and salvaging the napkins for TP substitute. At first I was ashamed that it had come to this, but you gotta do what ya gotta do. Come to find out, McDonals napkins make for very comfy TP. I shall now stockpile after breakfast just in case this happens again.
Side Bonus: I took the toilets poo virginity.
Side Bonus: I took the toilets poo virginity.
quote:This is something I have never done. It is now on my bucket list.
Side Bonus: I took the toilets poo virginity
And lets hope they didn't pull the Jackass poop in the hardware store on that sucker.
You sound like an outside the box thinker. There is a guy on the job network board that would like to invite you to his webinar this evening.
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And lets hope they didn't pull the Jackass poop in the hardware store on that sucker.
I watched the plumbers pull them out of a sealed box. There are still 4 more virgins on site.
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Side Bonus: I took the toilets poo virginity.
Have done this many times, never gets old.
79, you can pull down to your knees and squat, but sometimes if you know you're in for the long haul you may choose to go naked for the comfort factor.
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There are still 4 more virgins on site.
Dibsies.
Winning
Where's your stool to put your feet on so you have a more natural squatting position?
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