it may become similar to this scene, but rather than a hot tub imagine a board meeting table, and instead of chick in bikinis a couple of hardass Brit's
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Seriously man, do you have a gif for every possible scenario ever? I'm really starting to think that jetch IS the internet.
I'm starting to wonder why I keep opening this thread.
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I'm starting to wonder why I keep opening this thread.
Grogans, growlers, Angry Birds, taquitos, and
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hard seismic activity coming from my crap-factory
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I hate taking dumps in bathrooms with attendants, especially at bars or treasures. The crappers at TTown are small, I had claustrophobia in there.
I usually tip the guy $5 since he has to sit in there and smell my butt musk
I usually tip the guy $5 since he has to sit in there and smell my butt musk
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jetch IS the internet.
I know Jetch, and I can confirm that Jetch is, in fact, actually Al Gore.
lockbox.
Super cereal guys
jetch isn't the internet. He aint nothing but a trick ass busta.
wigger, please.
is it becuase i got rid of the thoed Charger?
is it becuase i got rid of the thoed Charger?
and to keep it relevant to the thread, i left a grogan in the spare tire compartment in the trunk before handing it over to the dealer.
When are you heading up to the CB boss?
Friday a.m.
roll into the D about 3ish, drop the girls off and head to the Deathstar.
roll into the D about 3ish, drop the girls off and head to the Deathstar.
Does anyone else find the handicrappers to sit a tad to high for their liking?
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I am 6 footish and they are too high for me
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George: I love that bathroom. It's got that high, high toilet. I feel like a
gargoyle perched on the ledge of a building.
I like to dangle my feet
6'5" and they feel perfect for me.
A high toilet is much better than a kiddie toilet where your knees are in your chest.
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I think someone was looking for that picture earlier in the thread.
it makes me think of this
^
Is that from Uncle Buck? I watched that movie a few times over the holidays and forgot how good it was.
Is that from Uncle Buck? I watched that movie a few times over the holidays and forgot how good it was.
indeed it is, great movie
Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Buck: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh
Bug: I don't get it.
Buck: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. Ah, heh heh heh heh!
Bug: Ever hear of a tune-up? Hee hee hee hee hee.
Buck: Ah, heh heh heh. Ever hear of a ritual killing? Ah, heh heh heh heh heh
Bug: I don't get it.
Buck: You gnaw on her face in public like that again and you'll be one. Ah, heh heh heh heh!
You should see the toast. I can't even get it through the door.
Two days in a row, I'm the Lone Ranger conducting negotiations, and in walks Mr. Middle Stall. You've got both open, but choose the one that borders mine.
I've got to find out appropriate retaliation for this chode.
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I've got to find out appropriate retaliation for this chode.
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Probably a manager of some kind - they like to exert their authority by talking to you while they pee, using the stall next to you, and the like.
Or, it could have been a senator from Idaho.
Or, it could have been a senator from Idaho.
Man, I had 2 spicy chicken sandwiches from Chic-fila today and they dominated me.
I've heard if you dab milk on your balloon knot before unloading it doesn't burn as much.
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Probably a manager of some kind - they like to exert their authority by talking to you while they pee, using the stall next to you, and the like.
My boss's boss was going to the head at the same time as me and we both noticed the yellow 'no entrado' sign in front of the gents at which point he starts up with the yakkety-yak. So I head for the stairs with him close behind hoping that he is heading back to his office.
Nope - so not only do I get to enjoy his banter on the trip down to the next floor's facilities but he decides to continue the chit-chat at the stander next to mine.
Could not take any longer to wash my hands as he stood at the door chatting away and then back up the stairs at which point the awkwardness thankfully ended.
You should have sounded off with a resounding ass-blast mid-conversation to let him know what was up.
Got a memo today in my office mailbox:
So because some arse doesn't flush after his daily grogan... I now have 4 floors of bathrooms off limits. Granted, I have private suites on my floor but now those maybe increasing in usage now that this memo has been sent.
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Subject: Building Restrooms
Tenants in our building have complained that (insert company name) employees are using the restrooms on floors where we do not lease space and that they are leaving those restrooms in bad condition after use.
We are the owners of the building and need to keep our tenants happy and the building in good order.
Going forward, employees may only use the restrooms on floors where we are a tenant. Those floors are 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 and 6.
So because some arse doesn't flush after his daily grogan... I now have 4 floors of bathrooms off limits. Granted, I have private suites on my floor but now those maybe increasing in usage now that this memo has been sent.
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Just found this gem on reddit, had to share
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