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Texaggie7nine
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11:59a, 6/8/11
HA, I was thinking about posting about that this morning. I loaded up those grande nachos with about 50 jalapenos from the condiments bar.

Man that rivaled Sheriff Blalock's revenge.

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2:18p, 6/8/11
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I had Fogo for lunch. Not only am I about to drift off into a food coma, I may have to call 311 here pretty soon to unclog the sewer.
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11:46p, 6/8/11
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You haven't gone in 3 days?


Yup. Finally went today.
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8:39a, 6/10/11
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One issue I have started noticing is the different toilet paper holder and the impact of others putting their hands all over the TP.


I shudder just posting thinking about the nastiness that are these dispensers. There are multiple ways the TP gets soiled. The easy ability to take it off the holder allows for ones stank hands to get their grease all over the sides and inside the roll. Also, there is the dips**t who drops it into piss and what not on the floor.







These are not terrible. The hands cannot get to the sides to soil the TP that way. While not a work place issue (I hope)but when they get wet from some little terd thinking his weenus is a water sprinkler, it can ruin your day.







This is the best kind. There is no way that hands can soil the TP. The only issue with these is usually the TP is like thin layers of sand paper that leave a little cherry syrup with the chocolate.


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8:45a, 6/10/11
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If canadiens had any teeth or a job they would brush them at work. FTW

Speaking of poop, you need to take this **** somewhere else. Poop is colorblind!
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8:51a, 6/10/11
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crackersock better not get this thread deleted
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8:58a, 6/10/11
Woke up this morning and saw the turn that the other thread took, and it has ruined my day already! Crackersock go away!
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10:23a, 6/10/11
not directly on topic but i hate it when faucet position forces me rub my hands on the side of the basin while washing up

on topic: we got a guy that brushes while dropping bombs. when he wipes his ace it sounds like he's firing up a belt-sander
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10:54a, 6/10/11
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Anyone else guilty?
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11:21a, 6/10/11
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Ever have one of those times where everything is going well, then in the middle of the process, you drop one like a rock and it splashes everywhere?

Usually splashers happen at the beginning, or even throughout for violent episodes... but what the heck is up with normal-splasher-normal?

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12:26p, 6/10/11
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just had a moment of guilt. occupying the handicap stall and a old man with a cane walked in and was turned to the midget adjoining stall thanks to me.
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12:33p, 6/10/11
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I recounted a similar experience on this thread, except the guy was in a wheel chair and had to take the elevator to another floor because of me.
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3:26p, 6/19/11
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I frequently have the same issue as the above posters at my office. I like to commandeer the one bathroom handicapped suite on my floor, and I can't count how many times I've heard the handle jiggle while I'm in there. And I know for a fact there's a wheelchair bound female that works on the floor as well as an amputee (is that PC?), both of whom frequent my "office."


And it seems that karma is alive and well: I'm currently posted up at IAH trying to avoid the dreaded airport BM. I'm currently praying to the Grogan gods to get me through this.

In the event they don't, T&P for my cheeks.
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9:26p, 6/19/11
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Pooped burnt orange a couple times this morning. Just thought that was a liitle odd for poop color, but still funny considering.
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10:02p, 6/19/11
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Better IAH than on the plane.
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10:22p, 6/19/11
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My breakfast did not sit well today...so I had the good fortune of experiencing both.
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8:26a, 6/20/11
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Just discovered that the handicrapper on my floor is "out of service"...I'm afraid I nay have had a hand in that
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9:54a, 6/20/11
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The annual fee for the presidential plus card is worth it for access to airport lounge restrooms alone.
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10:03a, 6/20/11
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They have finally finished the bathroom remodel on my floor of the office.

Two stalls and a stander, only problem is water isn't connected yet.

They are very lucky I tested out the motion sensor before unleashing it this morning.
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2:37p, 6/21/11
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just ran across this blast from the past...back in the good ol' days when you could burn one while you took one.

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9:14p, 6/22/11
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How did I miss this thread
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1:24p, 6/24/11
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So I have a new one. A guy just came from the stall and went to the sink, but didn't wash his hands. He filled his hands up with water and then used that to fill his mouth with water. He swished it around in his mouth and spit it out, leaving a sink full of green broccli bits. He then walked out leaving the sink full of broccli bits.
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1:32p, 6/24/11
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straight from asswipe to mouth, for a fresh clean feeling.
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8:59a, 6/28/11
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Been a while since I read this thread and had to scroll to page 3 to find it. Unacceptable.
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9:52a, 6/28/11
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10:22a, 6/28/11
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Ha, this thread reminded me of something I did when I worked for a home remodeling company in high school.

I was sent to go to a house to do some cleanup of construction materials, and I was the only one there. While working, I realized I needed to drop a massive log, but I didn't want to use the porta-potties they set up at the job site. So I went and used the master bathroom toilet, only to find out afterwards that the water line was broken. I messed with it for a few minutes before I gave up and just shut the lid.

Literally 30 seconds later, a plumbing crew shows up and tells me they are there to fix the toilet. I just walked right out of the house and went home, even though I had another hour of work to do. I just didn't want to be there when they realized I was the only one who could've left that fresh crap in the toilet they had to fix.
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12:11p, 6/28/11
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How'd you wipe?

Knowing the water was broken and there wasn't a way to wash your hands, I'm hoping you just used your hand to clean up.
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12:17p, 6/28/11
I leave t/p in my truck for occasions like above.
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1:29p, 6/28/11
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This was a while back, but I think there was toilet paper in the bathroom. When you do house remodels, they leave a lot of their stuff there while the house is being worked on. I think I'd remember if I had to wipe my ass with something creative.

Either way, there was no way I was going to be there when a bunch of guys figured out I just made their job a lot worse.
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3:13p, 6/28/11
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The king has entered the castle.
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12:28p, 6/29/11
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Droppin a grogan at Logan Intl...not bad facilities
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2:27p, 6/29/11
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I must say, I greatly envy the grogan facilities over in London. You have your own GD room to do your business in, very peaceful actually. Even the airports were this way.
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10:39a, 7/6/11
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I cant believe I read all 52 pages of this thread... Funny Stuff!

During the Nebraska game there was a long line after halftime to use the can... All of a sudden a dude runs past the line and cuts in front of an unsuspecting Ag and said "Sorry, I cant wait!" and ran into the stall, all while unbuckling his pants along the way.

Almost 2 seconds after he ran in, the man let out sounds that can't be described by the human language. Now I have had some bad grogans in the past but this was just NASTY....

Upon release of his bowels everyone in line let out "WHOOPS" and much to my surprise nobody was angry this dude just cut off everyone in line
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10:52a, 7/6/11
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So, I think I may have taken gross to a new level. Was taking my morning poo break and I had a sneezing fit while doing my buisness. Ended up taking some TP and blowing my nose, filling the tp up with a good bit of snot. Didn't really want to waste the TP, so I just folded it over and proceeded to clean up. Gotta say, snot filled tp is pretty soothing on the bung. Not baby wipe soothing, but a new sensation all its own.
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10:59a, 7/6/11
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