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randy828
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4:44p, 12/13/10
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Back to my and jetch's question about pre or mid piss flushers. I have seen/heard it go down too many times to think that there is not one of you on TA that does this, I need an explanation.


I'll comment on the pre flush...if someone else's piss is sitting in the urinal you just walk up and piss in it and risk getting that on you? I do the flush and step back. Not to mention sometimes that piss left in the urinal has a pretty bad odor.

not a big deal at all to do a pre piss flush. Now...in the middle of my own piss flush? No way.

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4:47p, 12/13/10
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Puddy,

All I did was yell, "DUDE, WHAT THE...?"

And he just started saying "SORRY, SORRY, SORRY".

I couldn't even walk out of the stall, because I don't even want to know what he looked like. I was afraid I would see his shoes the rest of the day. How could you respect a co-worker for the rest of your career?
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4:58p, 12/13/10
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Thank you! I needed the laugh after today. So much greatness here!
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5:21p, 12/13/10
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Oh and BY FAR the most awkward moment of my work bathroom career was when I was pooping in the stall next to the urinal and somebody missed the urinal and his urine struck the ground and splashed up on my legs. What do you do in that situation???


one time when doing the deed in an airport bathroom (i was desperate) i was crammed into a stall with my luggage, and some dude next to me flushed and the next thing i heard was, "oh sh*t", followed by the sound of a stream of water hitting the floor. his toilet was overflowing. and the drain was in my stall. i pulled a magical leg lift and suitcase lift in order to not get soaked.

i don't know how i pulled the acrobatic act of getting out of there without poop water on my clothes and suitcase, but i did. but the lesson is, never occupy the stall with the floor drain.
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5:27p, 12/13/10
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I always **** in airport bathrooms... Is this bad? Is this bad?
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5:56p, 12/13/10
The pre flush I know has a lot to do with stage fright.

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I don't mean to be culturally insensitive, but there is a middle eastern looking guy at the office who I observed filling up a Styrofoam cup with tap water at the sink before proceeding to a stall. Dude, this is America. Learn to wipe your ass like with paper like the rest of the 1st world does it.
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7:23p, 12/13/10
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one time when doing the deed in an airport bathroom (i was desperate) i was crammed into a stall with my luggage, and some dude next to me flushed and the next thing i heard was, "oh sh*t", followed by the sound of a stream of water hitting the floor. his toilet was overflowing. and the drain was in my stall. i pulled a magical leg lift and suitcase lift in order to not get soaked.

i don't know how i pulled the acrobatic act of getting out of there without poop water on my clothes and suitcase, but i did. but the lesson is, never occupy the stall with the floor drain.


Well done, sir. I salute you for said acrobatic act.
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11:41p, 12/13/10
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this whole thread has been cracking me up, someone should write a book based on the Tine board's Mens Bathroom Etiquette
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7:13a, 12/14/10
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7:22a, 12/14/10
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That guys face on the thread spool should be the Dolcefino "forehead dong" pic and read "Wayne Dolcefino Approved". I don't have that pic though...

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snap! caught the polish guy berating his wife on the phone in the stall just now. Im proud to report i executed a Stepbrothers-esque job interview extended exhale of flatulence during the lull in the convo followed by six flushes in succession.

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8:50a, 12/14/10
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polish guy berating his wife on the phone

I just want to hear this period. You got the added bonus of it being while he was on the john. Damn I'm jealous.
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8:54a, 12/14/10
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this is a semi-regualr occurrence. I would put Polish guy on the top 3 of sh*tter chatters. And in the past he has no qualms about polish-talking while explosively expelling the previous nights kielbasa
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Nothing says "**** you honey" like Polish cuss words echoing around in the bathroom stall with the sounds of her sh*tty ass homemade meal from the night before being expelled from your butt in the background.
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9:29a, 12/14/10
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This thread simply reinforces why the Tine board is the best on Texags
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9:34a, 12/14/10
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I'm very glad that I started it.
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9:36a, 12/14/10
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high five.

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9:37a, 12/14/10
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Yeah, KoKo....that chimps alright.
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10:08a, 12/14/10
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man i feel sorry for you people! there is a single urinal/toilet men's RR right by my office. it's standard practice around here to lock the door, event though technically two guys could be in there at the same time. so i'm alone in there 100% of the time. and, I get to work before most people, so I do my business first thing, and since maids clean at about 7pm, it's always fresh and clean.

So no worries for me about warm toilet seats or piss/fudge smears on the seat. it's better than doin it at home.
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10:11a, 12/14/10
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After my most recent trip to our work facilities, I was reminded the dilemma I face daily. Obviously, I want to do my business in the handicrapper so I can spread out and read Texags while I drop the deuce; however, on our floor the handicrapper has almost no water pressure. If I end up taking a giant after lunch dump, it usually takes 2-3 flushes just to get that down, and if you add in TP then you are just asking for trouble. It really pisses me off when I know I'm about to do something really bad to the toilet, and I have to go to the middle stall as its the only one with decent water pressure.

Also, add me to the list of people who didn't know that the toilet seat covers were ever actually used. There's no way that stops the butt AIDs from getting on you, but whatever makes it easier for you guys
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10:22a, 12/14/10
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This is all I have to submit to this thread:

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10:24a, 12/14/10
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Nice find
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10:27a, 12/14/10
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when at home, a folding TV tray makes a convenient desk for laptop usage
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10:30a, 12/14/10
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Based upon lower leg and arm that chick is easily a 1 on the binary scale.
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10:32a, 12/14/10
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based on the angle of the bend it would appear shes not too stacked either as large hogans would hinder the ability to perform such an act.
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10:33a, 12/14/10
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or perhaps its a jorts wearing, flip-flop sporting english cigarette male.
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10:39a, 12/14/10
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I think that's a dude with effeminate hands. A public women's restroom would have more than one stall. That room has a spot for a urinal.
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10:51a, 12/14/10
Not all public women's restrooms have two stalls. It's not common but that set up could be a women's room.
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10:59a, 12/14/10
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Based upon lower leg and arm that chick is easily a 1 on the binary scale.


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Here's one I just encountered. What do you do in this situation? Dried turd on the inner lip of the seat. Do you ignore it (turn the other cheek, if you will?) or do you wipe it off? Me, I'm not really worried it could actually touch me, but just the fact that it's there bothers me. I prefer to wipe it off. What's the general preference here?
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11:04a, 12/14/10
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how did someone manage to get a turd on the inner lip of the seat?
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11:06a, 12/14/10
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Prob one of those morbidly obese people with really bad aim...
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