Holy **** that guy has a hairy ass.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Must have been hoping for a nice detailed through-the-legs shot of glistening stream carrying curlies down to their new water home.
After jetch's par excelance pix and gifs, this one is simply lame...
Question about that Japanese setup — so how does that think know where to aim? Is it one size hits all? Do you get a PS3 controller? Does it have a camera with a crosshairs like Call of Duty? How does it work?
the ones I saw were a "one stream hits all" type.
They should come up with like some type of spinning sponge disk.
Toto is a Japanese-made toilet that is sold in the U.S. - here their product is called a 'washlet' and was/is marketed under the slogan "Clean is Happy".
This video is similar to what Toto had on their website early this year.
Don't know about the spin brush but this has a moving spray head. Even has a remote control...
This video is similar to what Toto had on their website early this year.
Don't know about the spin brush but this has a moving spray head. Even has a remote control...
so after soaking your netherjunk with cleansing water, then what? Are you supposed to use TP to dry your bidness? That doesn't seem too pleasant. Seems like there would be lots of pilling and tearing.
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seriously.. i dont want to have to bring a towel to work...
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so after soaking your netherjunk with cleansing water, then what?
Watch the whole video and they regale you with narration and video of a temperature controlled fan to air dry your starfish, taint and scrote after the spritzing.
If you really want to use paper, go for it but I guess that after the hose down and jet dry, all that would be needed is some Gold Bond...
I fear that if I had one of those installed, I'd never be able to crap anywhere else.
They have warm air drying.
This thread has been linked to the Premium Forum for viewing pleasure. Well done Houston.
As long as the riff-raff from M&W doesn't wander over here we are fine.
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Who are those guys who walk up to a urinal and flush it before or while peeing? I try to not get "microscopic pee bubbles" anywhere near me much less on the front of my pants, my shoes and my johnson. I have never understood that thought process.
We have a guy in our office that flushes the urinal two to three times just to get going. I finally asked him what his deal was and he said the flow of water helps him get going. We only have one urinal and one stall so usually he is the only one in there and he claims it is not a stage fright issue. However, he does not flush during mid-stream.
Alright, new question:
Do any of you have "low pressure" causing an unusually long pee the morning after a night of drinking?
Do any of you have "low pressure" causing an unusually long pee the morning after a night of drinking?
Yes, M&W. Then after that first one, it's a couple Gatorades and a disturbingly full feeling before I can go again.
I'm expecting several internal organs to be utterly useless before I reach 40.
I'm expecting several internal organs to be utterly useless before I reach 40.
Booya, 1st grogan post from new iPhone4
the iphong 4 is so awesome, you will no longer have to subject green chair to your groganings.
Perhaps, although ol' verde will still accompany for super gators.
keep the chair around...it's alot harder to drop a laptop than an iphone
Fo real, yo
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keep the chair around...it's alot harder to drop a laptop than an iphone
Do you reach into the poo/piss water to pull and recover her? I say yes, you almost have to.
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Do any of you have "low pressure" causing an unusually long pee the morning after a night of drinking?
I started noticing this happening occasionally over the last couple years. What gives?
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your prostate is enlarged. go to a dick dr. and tell him what's happening.
So my prostrate is enlarged because every-so-often (not every time) after a long night of hitting the sauce pretty hard I've noticed a somewhat low pressure urine flow for the first piss of the day? Seems a tad too situational to run off and go see a dick doc.
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can someone start a dick doc rec board?
How low pressure are we talking here? Like you have to scoot up real close to the urinal in fear of dribbling on your pants or perhaps it flows like a gentle rain shower? Also, after a low pressure piss, do you get a high power pressure washer type piss afterwards?
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can someone start a dick doc rec board?
Is there any such thing as a hot young female dick doc? Because that's pretty much all the recommendation I'm gonna need.
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How low pressure are we talking here? Like you have to scoot up real close to the urinal in fear of dribbling on your pants or perhaps it flows like a gentle rain shower? Also, after a low pressure piss, do you get a high power pressure washer type piss afterwards?
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Like you have to scoot up real close to the urinal in fear of dribbling on your pants or perhaps it flows like a gentle rain shower?
Somewhere in between this. The next piss is back to a good pressure.
Mornings after no drinking have the same good pressure so I am guessing the "low pressure" has something to do with alcohol.
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just came accross this gem on deadspins quotes of 2010
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1. "I am on the toilet thinking about writing a third book."
-- Former baseball star Jose Canseco
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If Jose Canseco can find inspiration on the Throne of Grogan, then by golly so can the rest of us common folk.
Perhaps one of you learned folk can help me with my problem.
Recently, eco-nazis invaded my place of work and installed motion-detecting lightswitches on timers. The lights come on when you enter the room, but I recently discovered that they go off after fifteen minutes, leaving you to clean up by the light of your iphone and get out into the common regions of the bathroom to set the lights back on before somebody enters and discovers your shame in the dark.
I thought I had hit upon a solution by stapling a technical note to a yardstick, allowing me to wave it back and forth above the stall divider, but it was to no avail, as the sensor seems to focus on an elevation of approximately mid-torso. Also, I drew strange looks as I carried my feat of engineering into the bathroom.
I really need to figure this out, as my progress through Angry Birds Holidays has suffered dramatically in the past two weeks.
Recently, eco-nazis invaded my place of work and installed motion-detecting lightswitches on timers. The lights come on when you enter the room, but I recently discovered that they go off after fifteen minutes, leaving you to clean up by the light of your iphone and get out into the common regions of the bathroom to set the lights back on before somebody enters and discovers your shame in the dark.
I thought I had hit upon a solution by stapling a technical note to a yardstick, allowing me to wave it back and forth above the stall divider, but it was to no avail, as the sensor seems to focus on an elevation of approximately mid-torso. Also, I drew strange looks as I carried my feat of engineering into the bathroom.
I really need to figure this out, as my progress through Angry Birds Holidays has suffered dramatically in the past two weeks.
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