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Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 10 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
Do work and own the internet all day like a bawss.
wasnt it the Bidet thread from rivaries a while back that was uber-epic? that sh*t was hilarious.
wasnt it the Bidet thread from rivaries a while back that was uber-epic? that sh*t was hilarious.
That was awesome, and RK was the author of that.
Probably top 3 thread on Rivalries. #1 is this one
[This message has been edited by David_Puddy (edited 12/14/2010 3:25p).]
Probably top 3 thread on Rivalries. #1 is this one
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yeah i knew it was familiar.
speaking of cleaning your locale after a hefty... you want to have something nice to handle the sitch, becuase if you find yourself with the lo-qual sandpaper found at most places of business you dont want to run the risk of not getting full clenliness and gliding throughout the day only to have to do a RW (re-wipe) later on. This could result not only in an uncomfortable crack rash, unsightly boxer skidmark, or an unpleasant doo odor emenating which may/may not be noticable by the host.
speaking of cleaning your locale after a hefty... you want to have something nice to handle the sitch, becuase if you find yourself with the lo-qual sandpaper found at most places of business you dont want to run the risk of not getting full clenliness and gliding throughout the day only to have to do a RW (re-wipe) later on. This could result not only in an uncomfortable crack rash, unsightly boxer skidmark, or an unpleasant doo odor emenating which may/may not be noticable by the host.
Fatso with Travel Scrabble is absolutely epic
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or an unpleasant doo odor emenating which may/may not be noticable by the host.
This thread is now begging for this:
^
Is that SJL?
Is that SJL?
as soon as i said 'doo odor' i immediately thought of fly-ass. Way to be on your game young grasshopper Sass
This thread has been taken to a new level
Oh damn.
im tempted to post the pic of the sh*tting marathon runner, but i will refrain.
If you need to snag some wipes from the office in a hurry to take care of your post-growler clean up, be sure you get the right ones...
Is that sphinc-bleach?
Sass has been stepping her game up lately. Propers to you, young lady.
Dunno - one of the admins at work ordered some wipes for the cafe area and probably meant to order some Lysol(R) wipes and got these instead.
Better point yourself to Babies-R-Us if you plan on getting something that won't nuke the skin of your nether regions.
Better point yourself to Babies-R-Us if you plan on getting something that won't nuke the skin of your nether regions.
Nothing like turning the brown eye white.
quote:I did refrain from going there after it was mentioned earlier. There was a thread about that around here some time ago that didn't pass the sniff test with staff and was deleted.
Is that sphinc-bleach?
Speaking of seat wipers, that Buc-ees on the way to San Antonio is the best place to drop a duece. They have the Lysol wipes and fully bricked individual stalls so you don't have to peep another genitalman's feet in the next stall and you can drop a duece in peace.
WRT to the mid-piss urinal flush: With some urinal designs, if you have a stream of sufficient strength, it can command a mid-piss flush in order to prevent splash back. This mostly happens with this type of fixture with limited water capacity:
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Got hammered last night at the Texans debacle and had to drop one in the stadium. So boozed that I didn't even bother to use any of the proper pooping etiquette, just let er' fly. I have since showered and used lots of soap, however I can't seem to shake that butt aids feeling. Seat was really warm and I didn't even mind.
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Speaking of seat wipers, that Buc-ees on the way to San Antonio is the best place to drop a duece. They have the Lysol wipes and fully bricked individual stalls so you don't have to peep another genitalman's feet in the next stall and you can drop a duece in peace.
Why do you think Buc-ees is doing so well? It's just another big ass gas station...BUT, it is super super clean, with super super clean bathrooms. People know that going in.
Hate to tell you MBL, but that seat was likely warm from no less than 12 dudes urine, not from a recent, fellow, sitting user.
I remember back in the day at the Astrodome having to pee into the trough. There would be cigarette butts floating in a river of piss.
Anyone else had to drop a duke at Kyle? I remember an 11am game while still in school where the beer ****s were dominating my colon and almost had to succumb to student side crappers. I didn't know if I was more scared about dumping in my pants or kissing clean sphincter health goodbye.
Have unleashed a couple in the zone.
Have unleashed a couple in the zone.
Last time I was a Rice Stadium they didn't even have troughs, they just had these cement ditches dug into the floor. If it wouldn't have been for a lip on the edge, you could have stepped right in.
My oh my, what a broad array of fecaphiles we have here in the Tine!
Had a couple post-lunch toothbrushers at my last job. The aroma of crest toothpaste mixed with poo stench is uniquely disturbing. What compounded the situation is that we had a lot of people on the floor, but only 3 crappers in the mens room. So for about 2 hours after lunch, there was a steady flow of traffic taking turns to dump.
Unfortunately, the guy who was most notorious for it was #2 in my dept., so I couldn't make fun of him, just exchanged awkwardly polite smiles when I came out of the stall with a magazine under my arm to spit my dip out into the sink next to the one he was using to polish his pearly whites.
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Had a couple post-lunch toothbrushers at my last job. The aroma of crest toothpaste mixed with poo stench is uniquely disturbing. What compounded the situation is that we had a lot of people on the floor, but only 3 crappers in the mens room. So for about 2 hours after lunch, there was a steady flow of traffic taking turns to dump.
Unfortunately, the guy who was most notorious for it was #2 in my dept., so I couldn't make fun of him, just exchanged awkwardly polite smiles when I came out of the stall with a magazine under my arm to spit my dip out into the sink next to the one he was using to polish his pearly whites.
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the guy who was most notorious for it was #2 in my dept
That reminds me, do any of you eat at Merida's on Navigation?
That place would wreck my innards every single time I got dragged there. It was always an epic test of willpower to make it back Downtown, have them drop me off at the front, take the slow elevator all the way up, dart through the lobby ignoring the receptionist's greeting and sprint strait-legged down the hallway to make it into the restroom before I ruined my slacks.
That place would wreck my innards every single time I got dragged there. It was always an epic test of willpower to make it back Downtown, have them drop me off at the front, take the slow elevator all the way up, dart through the lobby ignoring the receptionist's greeting and sprint strait-legged down the hallway to make it into the restroom before I ruined my slacks.
Oh man, this thread reminds me of a thread on another board that was the "wiping thread" and was all about back to front or front to back wiping (btw...front to back is for ladies only).
I have a buddy who will take a shower after every deuce he drops...not sure how I still haven't sold the guy on the Huggies Thick n Clean
When I worked my internship at El Paso, we had a "grunter" on our floor. We could never figure out who it was until one day I was in the restroom, heard him, and then he walked out of the stall when I was washing my hands.. After seeing who it was it made complete sense.
When I worked at UCS in Houston, I'd have the janitor give me the heads up after he was done with our floor's restroom, such a courteous guy.
I have a buddy who will take a shower after every deuce he drops...not sure how I still haven't sold the guy on the Huggies Thick n Clean
When I worked my internship at El Paso, we had a "grunter" on our floor. We could never figure out who it was until one day I was in the restroom, heard him, and then he walked out of the stall when I was washing my hands.. After seeing who it was it made complete sense.
When I worked at UCS in Houston, I'd have the janitor give me the heads up after he was done with our floor's restroom, such a courteous guy.
Nothing but a bunch of candyasses on this thread. Good lord, people have been sharing restrooms since well the beginning of time. I think you will make it. Just wash your hands afterwards and don't be filthy in regards to sitting on a dirty can. Just wipe it down and use the cover. Use your restrooms with a little pride for crying out loud. And who gives a damn if someone is on the phone, play a tune for them if you have to and carry on. Next thing your gonna tell me is that you sons a beetches chit don't stink.
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oh hell yeah, the cleaning cart is currently docked at the entrance. Looks like a mad dash for the blue bowl will be happening shortly
both a blessing and a curse. nothing worse than praying/clinching/sweating it through a meeting or conference call, only to find the cleaning cart parked in front of the door...
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My oh my, what a broad array of fecaphiles we have here in the Tine!
hah.. actually that's coprophillia. Check your DSM-IV.
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posted 11:22p, 12/14/10
Nothing but a bunch of candyasses on this thread. Good lord, people have been sharing restrooms since well the beginning of time. I think you will make it. Just wash your hands afterwards and don't be filthy in regards to sitting on a dirty can. Just wipe it down and use the cover. Use your restrooms with a little pride for crying out loud. And who gives a damn if someone is on the phone, play a tune for them if you have to and carry on. Next thing your gonna tell me is that you sons a beetches chit don't stink.
I see you didn't bother to read any part of this thread, pendejo.
numbers called us candy asses and then told us to wipe down the seat AND use a cover? Hi pot, meet kettle.
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