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youandwhosearmy
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5:35p, 1/13/11
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Am I the only one that giggles out loud when I have a "JAILBREAK" or equivelently loud & horrific movement while someone else is in the bathroom? I know it's juvenile, but I can't help it.


Hell, I just laughed thinking about hearing a fart.

[This message has been edited by youandwhosearmy (edited 1/13/2011 5:36p).]
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Texaggie7nine
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5:36p, 1/13/11
OMG don't get me started thinking about farting in a bathtub.

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6:05p, 1/13/11
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damn, this thread is still goin.

I skipped about 10 pages. Farting in the bathtub? How about needing to take a dump halfway through showering. I hate that ****.
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6:47p, 1/13/11
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You should go back and read the other 10, quality sh*t.
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6:49p, 1/13/11
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I kind of like the smell of shower/tub farts. Once the stank hits the steam it's kind of intoxicating in a grodie way, like sniffing your fingers after filling up with gas.... Or after a night with Puddys mom, hey-oooooooo!
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6:50p, 1/13/11
Surprised none of you have posted pictures of your creations.
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6:52p, 1/13/11
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I think the line was drawn early on that we wouldn't go so far as comparing grogans, although my first person view with the green chair kinda made folk spit up a little as it is
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7:04p, 1/13/11
I know some people that kept a blog in college, pics and all!!!
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7:14p, 1/13/11
I find it odd that any of you take baths.
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10:01p, 1/13/11
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quality sh*t.
No pun intended.
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10:13p, 1/13/11
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Beer farts while in a hot shower...You can't get that curtain open quick enough to air it out.
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10:30p, 1/13/11
I think beer farts under the covers probably trumps shower beer farts. You do it (and do a little giggle cuz DAMN), then forget all about it until about 10 minutes later you go to flip over or something and it just hits you in the face! It's like a sneak attack. Or a sucker punch. But mostly its just rude.
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12:21a, 1/14/11
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Surprised none of you have posted pictures of your creations.

I think that besides the earlier posting this sort of think might get the thread locked/deleted along with some staph bannination action for the brave soul wanting to document their gastro-intestinary art ala TexAgs.

Speaking of photos, there was a rumor that someone on northside had a coffee table in their dorm room with a plexiglass top. 'Neath said top were photos of the residents' notable dumps, each with titles - 'the coiler', 'tequilia sunrise', etc.; anyone else heard of this?
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8:13a, 1/14/11
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So I think I'm officially in love with the Texags user "ellebee".

Will you marry me? Or at least take a dump on my chest?
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8:24a, 1/14/11
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Picture of Ellebee


[This message has been edited by tamulax33 (edited 1/14/2011 8:43a).]
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8:27a, 1/14/11
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What

the

****???
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8:28a, 1/14/11
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8:31a, 1/14/11
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So I think I'm officially in love with the Texags user "ellebee".

Will you marry me? Or at least take a dump on my chest?

This cracks me up.

Got into a poop conversation on the trip to Cotton Bowl last weekend (shocker, huh?) and one of the dude's in the truck was absolutely disgusted with the idea of a woman pooping. Said that if he even caught wind of a girl friend of his pooping he would hate her forever and never speak to her again.

Found that to be a bit extreme, but used the info for good. Texted this hot young woman he is in love with and follows around like a lost puppy and told her how to get rid of him. (or at least call his bluff) She was all about droppin a duece at his place. Couldn't convince her to leave it unflushed for him to find though.
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8:31a, 1/14/11
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This has gone to a whole new level with ellebee joining us and discussing the Women's restroom ****ting etiquette. We needed a new view on this to know the in's and out's of the other side
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8:54a, 1/14/11
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I'm willing to bet that women's restroom etiquette and discussions are even raunchier than ours.
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9:06a, 1/14/11
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quote:
Kevin: Hey Jim, you wanna go in the women's bathroom?
Jim Halpert: Uh, no. Thank you though.
Kevin: You aren't curious?
Jim Halpert: Not really, I've seen the bathroom before.
Kevin: Yeah, but, it's every guy's fantasy.
Jim Halpert: I think you mean a girl's locker room. And in the fantasy there's usually girls in it.
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9:07a, 1/14/11
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I think I'm okay with never knowing what goes on

reference...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7-X7uhmtZA&feature=related
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Arminius
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9:11a, 1/14/11
I'd like to know about this:



Do women really do this? Is it some sort of secret ala Gräfenberg? Or is it simply urban legend?
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rschoelman
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9:17a, 1/14/11
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do not read the steps to the finger-assist method in the above link, unless you want to do this

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9:18a, 1/14/11
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Something is wrong with this picture.




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9:20a, 1/14/11
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Emily writes: Fabulous page I’ve stumbled on! I am 24 years old and single. Since I first started wearing jeans (my favourite garment!) I have worked on overcoming a woman’s problem, namely how to pee without having to pull your pants down and squat. I also developed a method which enables me to pee through the open zip of my jeans as conveniently as a man. It comes down to a strong start and a rapid shut-off finish (i.e. no dribbling). My technique is simple. At first I pinch myself shut until the pressure builds up, then as the stream starts to die, I push to keep maximum flow, then I can stop it fairly suddenly. From the age of 16 I have had this down to a fine art, never leaving more than the odd spot on my clothes
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9:22a, 1/14/11
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9:23a, 1/14/11
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Whoa.
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9:24a, 1/14/11
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9:25a, 1/14/11
Lisa's is better.

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9:28a, 1/14/11
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this thread just entered a HNL

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAUOxQyxKv0&feature=related
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9:30a, 1/14/11
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Holy Sh*t that site is awesome!
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9:31a, 1/14/11
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9:33a, 1/14/11
It's like the shewee!
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9:34a, 1/14/11
i made a mistake this morning by taking just the sports page into the stall. should have had A,B & the comics for backup.
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