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If I had to unload brown 3 times before 8am, usually that means it will be a bad day for me. Mainly one staying not too far away from the bathroom.

+1.

I have had to do a follow up within a half hour before, but the follow up never has a follow up unless I have some issues that day.
Cinco Ranch Aggie
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That's some serious pooping.
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Catch...what did you eat dude?

Or TNDC effects?

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Proper application of the GB:

1. Flip canister of GB upside down and quickly flip it back right side up
2. Open top
3. Position in area you want dusted
4. Rapidly squeeze canister, proper amount of GB will be applied
5. Repeat process if you need more
6. ???
7. PROFIT



+1.
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That's some serious pooping.

I'm actually pretty well known in my circle of friends for the tremendous amount of pooping I do. The fact that I got that much in (or out I should say) before 8am made me happy.

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Catch...what did you eat dude?

Or TNDC effects?

I'm sure TNDC attributed. Had 6 pints of double chocolate stout and a couple pieces of Pink's pizza and then a couple Bud Lights when I got home.

Though these have all been quality poops. No stomach cramping, gotta go right this second assplosions.

Thinking I've got round 4 coming up soon.
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i just launched a 14 incher down the tubes...i was afraid i was going to have to plunge that sucker down but somehow the toilet force prevailed.
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Anyone else ever sent a cell pic of a nice dook? I know my friends have gotten a few from me.
Texaggie7nine
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is ratemypoo.com still up?

CATAGBQ04
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Oh jeebus let's please not resort to that...
tamulax33
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sometimes that telephone pole needs to be shared amongst friends.
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Actually, there's someone in my office that lays an elephant turd every so often that clogs the toilet...think that episode of South Park type size...I need to snap a pic next time, it's nothing short of amazing
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i think an unwritten rule of the office urinal is trying to dissolve the urinal cake over the course of a day before the cleaning lady replaces it with a fresh one.

After copius amounts of coffee and bottled water throughout the day, i find myself blitzkreiging the blue menace like blasting the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters hoping to dissolve it away or wear a donut-hole in the middle of it. If you swing that way, you could find a co-worker and 'cross the streams' for a more effective result, but thats pretty gay.

Unfortunately our senorita is on top of her game and usually has a fresh puck in there by mid-afternoon, but if she misses a day you can usually throw a fist in the air with accomplishment by days end if the others in the office are holding up thier end of the powerblast.

and always remember, especially at a bar after several adult beverages:
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just picked up a fresh bottle of GB (regular). I haven't had any of that stuff in years. The extra strength was only available in a 40# sack which seemed a bit of overkill... plus I probably need the cool breeze before the glacial attack.
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when peeing in the bowl, do you guys shoot for the sides of the bowl for the silent method or just let it splash in the water for all occupants to hear the might of your stream?
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I go for max volume to show off my own impressive volume.
Catch
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This guy takes pooping to a whole new level.
jetch17
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Motley Poo drummer, Tommy Pee!
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when peeing in the bowl, do you guys shoot for the sides of the bowl for the silent method or just let it splash in the water for all occupants to hear the might of your stream?



Depends. If I am peeing in the bowl, that usually means the urinals are ocupado. And usually, there is a shy one at one of the stalls, trying to muster the courage to get a stream going while other men are in the restroom.

So to further frustrate him, I aim for the deep end of the bowl for max sound effect. Unless of course there are skid marks, in which case I aim for them, because who can pass up a little target practice.
sts7049
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depends on the bowl shape. certain shapes promote excessive splashing.
Vernada
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so let's move on to that awful dreaded occurrence: the split stream.

It happens so rarely to me that I'm usually like a deer in headlights... I just can't comprehend what's happening until it's too late. Of course, there is also the sneaky split stream. I've had it once... didn't even know it was happening until I'd pissed all over my pant leg.

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Texaggie7nine
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trying to muster the courage to get a stream going while other men are in the restroom


Stage fright is all really subconscious when it hits for me. I have no problem pulling it out next to another dude at the urinals. There is no "nervousness". It just simply does not want to go no matter what I do. Normally when it strikes I either have to wait for the spots directly next to me to clear or I have to force a stream to start, then it will eventually go on its own.

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Split stream often occurs after a night of strong sexing and not clearing the pipes post-coitus. Gotta knock that out night before so you don't mess up the plumbing.
youandwhosearmy
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Sorry bro, I shouldn't tease about this condition.

This weekend I was at the ski resort, and their urinals were packed together pretty closely, and there was a healthy line of dudes waiting to get to a urinal. I noticed guys practically hugging those things with all their snow gear one, I guess in an attempt to "clear the mechanism" so they could take a leak. But as I approached, the rim of the urinal looked like a chinstrap beard it had so many short n curlies on it. I was thankful I was able to stand about a foot away to relieve myself.
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This thread reminded me of a great online game emailed around back in college: The Urinal Game. For all of you out there worried about proper bathroom etiquette and need practice before your next venture...I give you:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/games/urinal

Did you ace it? Were you the urinal stall pro like you thought you were?
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so let's move on to that awful dreaded occurrence: the split stream.


"pissin in stereo"

doesnt happen but a few times a year, but that messes with your head...trying to apply or loosen the pressure of the grip you have, figure out how to keep both streams in the general direction of the urinal...makes for an stressful situation
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Do yall have split stream at just random times? I've never split stream unless it was post-ejac like KT_Ag08 mentioned.
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Sitting down to pee after the vein dragon throws up... Yay or nay?
Westicles
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I say yes. Just don't let the recipient of your vein dragon vomit see you sitting to pee to avoid the split stream urine mess. May end awkwardly for you.

[This message has been edited by Westicles (edited 12/22/2010 1:14p).]
Vernada
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after the deed is done I don't think you should really care all that much.
Westicles
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True that.
CATAGBQ04
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It's much like chasing a loose water hose going every which-away that you can't control...totally worth the post clean out piss
Jugstore Cowboy
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siap, but someone earlier mentioned grown men who drop trow at public urinals and I just saw this on Deadspin (it's Deadspin, so just assume NSFW if you work in a cube):

http://deadspin.com/5715861/heat-streaks-and-now-well-end-this-bizarre-day-with-a-half+naked-fan-urinating-nsfw
Arminius
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Photo wasn't posted but the comment about dropping trou was.

For those of you who have not clicked, spare yourself the lost time - pix not worth it...
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Jugstore Cowboy
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Arminius looks so disappointed in the Deadspin picture. Must have been hoping for a nice detailed through-the-legs shot of glistening stream carrying curlies down to their new water home.
 
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