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KT_Ag08
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1:32p, 3/23/11
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I am usually just not up and moving around enough before hopping in the shower in the morning. Always leads to a post-shower poo. I know it is completely backwards but it is how I roll.

Also piled lunch on top of a situation that was already prairie dogging and am now trying to figure out how to make this happen.
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youandwhosearmy
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1:42p, 3/23/11
Get to the third floor ****ter and handle that situation son.



[This message has been edited by youandwhosearmy (edited 3/23/2011 12:42p).]
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1:57p, 3/23/11
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Install a can in the shower, or build a really big floor drain

Actually, They do make flushable shower drains. Mostly commercial applications in the large penitentiary's shower rooms so they can just spray down and flush the prisoners **** down the drain when they decide to get unruly in the showers.

If I ever build my own home from the ground up, I may look into specifying one of these drains in the plans.
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Texaggie7nine
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2:00p, 3/23/11
Nothing better than standing in the shower with your significant other and dropping a grogan at the same time.

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2:01p, 3/23/11
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i defecated as i bathed

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jetch17
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2:01p, 3/23/11
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man 7nine, that would give a whole other dimension to giving a 'steamer'

[This message has been edited by jetch17 (edited 3/23/2011 1:08p).]
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2:05p, 3/23/11
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we are having to replace our toilets here, apparently we wore the seals out...
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9:50a, 3/28/11
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So... got drunk and we got to talking about this thread.

Here is a question for all the gheys:

Have you ever looked while in the mens room?
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jetch17
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9:57a, 3/28/11
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F no, but we have a few grade-A hog-gazers here at our office.

then again, everytime i take my dog out for a walk, the entire facitlity illuminates a-la goldmember or Leon Phelps displaying 'the goods'

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tamulax33
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10:02a, 3/28/11
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no i mean this question is specifically for the gheys... not people I call the ghey (aka jetch).
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jetch17
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10:03a, 3/28/11
tamulax33
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10:05a, 3/28/11
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We were at a Fox and Hound in Dallas and they have a floor to ceiling barrier between each urinal and we got to talking if gheys take a look. We were split half way.

The rational was that if a girl has her hoolihoos out... we would look... so the bathroom could be prime peeping for them if they so wish.
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jetch17
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10:10a, 3/28/11
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we havent really gotten into gloryhole discussion on here yet.... could lead to the demise of this thread though.

Plus we only really have 1 resident Tine-gay, so the argument would be short.
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10:14a, 3/28/11
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so the argument would be short.


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Milwaukees Best Light
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10:14a, 3/28/11
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I don't really know any gay people, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

Maybe if said weiner was not peeing it might be a different story, but checking out a pecker mid-stream is not likely.
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10:27a, 3/28/11
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but thats just speckerlation

http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true
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10:28a, 3/28/11
AG
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i defecated as i bathed
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tamulax33
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10:29a, 3/28/11
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Maybe if said weiner was not peeing it might be a different story, but checking out a pecker mid-stream is not likely.
I am guessing you have never seen the web's vast assortment of adult entertainment as people are into some weird stuff.
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10:29a, 3/28/11
Are you telling me if a hawt chick walked up to the urinal next to you and hiked up on leg on the wall above the urinal and started draining the taco, you wouldn't peep?

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10:30a, 3/28/11
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11:20a, 3/28/11
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Holy Ballz! I am still laughing at the "looking" vs "hiking up a leg and taking a look".


And it has been like 10 minutes!

~egon
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9:16a, 3/29/11
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really not one sock? while I wasn't trolling... i really thought my question would bring out the haters.
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10:00a, 3/29/11
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Saw a new one this morning, bloody toilet bowl in the HC crapper...some dude around here has some real issues
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jetch17
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10:01a, 3/29/11
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11:02a, 3/29/11
AG
Wait, you mean my poop isn't supposed to be bloody?
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Texaggie7nine
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11:05a, 3/29/11
My boy scout leader always told me it just meant you were pooping out the bad blood.

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11:09a, 3/29/11
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No...not bloody poo, but splattered blood.

It was turrible
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11:19a, 3/29/11
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I woke up one morning with a picture of a toilet with splattered blood on my phone. But I'm pretty sure it was my vomit.
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jetch17
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11:29a, 3/29/11
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- At home today
- The maids just came
- The epitome of a fresh xanadu
- Im fixing to obliterate thier handiwork
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11:37a, 3/29/11
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Texaggie7nine
posted 10:05a, 03/29/11


My boy scout leader always told me it just meant you were pooping out the bad blood.

The fact that you were ass raped by your boy scout troop leader until you bled from your anoos actually explains a lot about you.
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Texaggie7nine
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11:43a, 3/29/11
Can't we save this talk for our pillow time?

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1:36p, 3/29/11
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1:44p, 3/29/11
AG
Must have been pushing so hard to get that last turd out that he blew a vessel, and had a nosebleed?
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1:46p, 3/29/11
Sorry West, I was inferring that we were ghey lovers in order to turn an already awkward moment into even a more awkward one.

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1:52p, 3/29/11
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speckerlation
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