Not to reveal too much of my ignorance, but what is the "Super Trifecta"?
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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I got the flu last week. I can only hope that it's the medication that is turning my cable from it's normal dark brown to a light tan. Talk about freaking yourself out a bit.
Super Trifecta = 3 Super Bowl Monday poos
I had the Super Bowl trifecta plus a ralph on Monday
this thread just keeps on giving
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Freaking yourself out is drinking purple Gatorade all day as a kid and then you start having purple poo because of the coloring...
i just call that dropping a Grimace
How many of you gambled wrong on a fart?
There are few things in life that will bring you crashing down to earth than losing a bet on a fart.
There are few things in life that will bring you crashing down to earth than losing a bet on a fart.
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dropping a Grimace
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http://gizmodo.com/5887473/the-swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat-review-this-will-change-the-way-you-poop
this seemed like a good reason to bump this
this seemed like a good reason to bump this
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Freaking yourself out is drinking purple Gatorade all day as a kid and then you start having purple poo because of the coloring...
Not just as a kid. This one time, when I was living in Honduras, I drank a bottle of this stuff called guaro (that was actually clear) one night, and s*** green for two days. I thought something was wrong until a guy who drank a bottle of the same stuff that night complained of the same thing.
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I am not as stressed out this semester and I go around 645/700 every morning. It's awesome. I used to go days without a BM.
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Dropping a Grimace...
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How many of you gambled wrong on a fart?
There are few things in life that will bring you crashing down to earth than losing a bet on a fart.
Never overtrust a fart.
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I'm on the 1:30-2:00 PM schedule now
I have sinned Houston Board...I forgot to brush my teeth at the gym one morning last week and brushed them.....at work.
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I have sinned Houston Board...I forgot to brush my teeth at the gym one morning last week and brushed them.....at work.
It's a sad day indeed
The other day I went in to lay my post lunch cable, and there was a guy brushing his teeth, and another guy washing his hands. The one washing his told the brusher, "my dentist would love you."
I giggled to myself and thought of this thread.
I giggled to myself and thought of this thread.
have these been discussed yet?
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no but jesus, couldn't they come up with some more discreet packaging?
Awesome! Never be ashamed of buying ******* soothing wipes. Everyone at some point understands the need for them.
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Brilliant
I had forgotten how underwhelming dropping your regularly scheduled morning deuce at the office can be until this morning.
My phone battery was out of juice. No playing poker, no surfing the web - just a regular dump. I'm afraid today is going to suck now.
My phone battery was out of juice. No playing poker, no surfing the web - just a regular dump. I'm afraid today is going to suck now.
Pre-flight hangover deuce at Vegas airport
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I had forgotten how underwhelming dropping your regularly scheduled morning deuce at the office can be until this morning.
My phone battery was out of juice. No playing poker, no surfing the web - just a regular dump. I'm afraid today is going to suck now.
No phone battery?
Where did you take a dump, Rwanda?????
T&P.
did anyone catch South Park by chance last night? I couldnt help but think of this thread a bit.
got'sta check yo' ayassshole
I just came out of the stall and a lady was washing apples in the bathroom sink. WTF?
I would much rather roll an apple from my office to the other PM's office on our constrution trailer floor and eat it than wash and apple in a public ****ter sink.
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