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Texaggie7nine
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10:11a, 5/10/11
Word of warning on the Buffalo Chicken Sheriff Blalock's Nachos at Minute Maid. Had em last night and didn't notice them really being spicy hot much at all.

This morning however, OMG!

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10:35a, 5/10/11
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another victim of the Blaylock Butthole. It'll get ya everytime.
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10:47a, 5/10/11
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Finally broke my cherry of pooping in a bar bathroom.

Was sitting pretty at O'Bannon's until the urge hit me. Thought I could keep it off, but luckily the bar was mostly empty.

Felt like I was back at camp; no door and anyone walking in would have seen me just squatting. Luckily it went faster than normal and I was in/out in no time!

~egon
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10:57a, 5/10/11
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ugh...
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11:16a, 5/10/11
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Blaylock Nachos have been the cause of some of the most painful, burning and violent sh*ts I've ever had. It took me 3 times but I've finally learned my lesson.
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11:17a, 5/10/11
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That being said: I didn't know they had buffalo chicken Blalock nachos. Butthole be damned, I may have to give these a whirl if I ever make it to go watch that nice, little squad we call a professional team.
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11:33a, 5/10/11
They were pretty damn solid, aside from the fact that the stupid servers put friggin crushed up ass nacho chips in it. Make sure you get it with Blue cheese.

then pray for your anus.

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12:44p, 5/10/11

Will gays eat spicy food the day before a heavy butt play session to give their partners stick an extra kick?
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12:49p, 5/10/11
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12:59p, 5/10/11
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1:03p, 5/10/11
You never been going in the back entrance with your girl and said "damn girl did you have to order the 3 mile island hotwings last night?!"

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1:51p, 5/10/11
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damn it, the socks better not get this deleted

[This message has been edited by sts7049 (edited 5/10/2011 12:51p).]
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1:55p, 5/10/11
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quote:
heavy butt play session

This made me giggle.
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2:01p, 5/10/11
quote:
butt play session


Surely, this is what was meant:

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4:33p, 5/11/11
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I have recently been entertaining myself on the crapper playing Craps for the iphone. Figured I would share.
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5:05p, 5/11/11
So I found that this thread helped me out a lot. I learned to pee standing up. It makes my transformation to a man 90% complete.


SIDE STORY:
I once forgot my pen for my crossword puzzle that I complete during my morning session. So I just reached into the sanitary box and grabbed a 'red' marker. I loved the smell of that marker.
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5:06p, 5/11/11
when does my rookie status get upgraded. I wanted to share a picture.
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5:06p, 5/11/11
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5:08p, 5/11/11
quote:
when does my rookie status get upgraded. I wanted to share a picture


This ought to be good.

Post the link to the picture and one of us will put it up for you, Lez...
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5:10p, 5/11/11
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i can't wait
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12:12a, 5/13/11
This has taken over my angry birds sessions on the throne for now.




Very good read.

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9:37a, 5/13/11
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better read



I cried through the entire thing.... the laughing kind
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9:39a, 5/13/11
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Also there is a section on restroom etiquette that would fit nicely on this board but I will leave it to those who read the book
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1:27p, 5/13/11
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Betterer read.

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2:28p, 5/16/11
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These two-holer floors really suck!

Had to walk down from floor 17 to 14 to find an empty seat
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2:38p, 5/17/11
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Erza,
You don't work for an oil company Not I'm Houston do you?
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2:40p, 5/17/11
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Does drinking too many carbonated beverages pressurize the grogan system? Here lately I'm sporting a higher pressure than normal. I bet I can hold back about 15 psi or so. Where does that CO2 go?
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2:46p, 5/17/11
It goes out one end or the other.

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2:49p, 5/17/11
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I work for an oil company, but I'm not interpreting
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Not I'm Houston


?

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2:53p, 5/17/11
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Has there been a blumpkin story on this thread yet?
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3:53p, 5/17/11
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Erza better not be in Dallas.
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3:57p, 5/17/11
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Houston
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4:28p, 5/17/11
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So im taking on one of these yetis tonight in Sh*ttsburgh. How bad is the flight home tomorrow gonna lick when this grog comes knockin on my shutter?

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4:29p, 5/17/11
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oh man, i've heard about that place. if i ever make to pburgh, i'm taking on of those down.
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4:31p, 5/17/11
Doesn't look that formidable really, other than the size which the picture was blown up to.

few thin slices of ham with 2 slices of cheese, some fries, kraut and tomatoes?

What's so special about that?

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