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redag06
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9:50a, 1/14/11
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Down here in Texas at one of our stadiums, they are installing urinals for women in addition to the stalls. Usually there are long lines for the women’s bathroom. My friends Judy and Karen will sometimes stand at the urinal and see who can get the furthest arc. It works best when we are all drunk!


What school is this?
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10:15a, 1/14/11
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Dammit.
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1:01p, 1/14/11
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When I was living in Ghana, I saw a woman standing up peeing into the drainage culvert one night. Caught me a little offguard.
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1:35p, 1/14/11
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This has gone to a whole new level with ellebee joining us and discussing the Women's restroom ****ting etiquette. We needed a new view on this to know the in's and out's of the other side

Trust me, you do not need or want to know. Luckily my office isn't bad (we only have 25 people total) but I have seen some things I wish to unsee.

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I'd like to know about this:



Do women really do this? Is it some sort of secret ala Gräfenberg? Or is it simply urban legend?

And no, women who aren't insane don't do that.
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1:36p, 1/14/11
Although I ****ing hate women who hover. Sit your ass down and stop peeing on the seat.
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1:39p, 1/14/11
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Although I ****ing hate women who hover. Sit your ass down and stop peeing on the seat.

I have this same problem at my office, only it's not women hovering, but men who refuse to lift the seat and piss all over it. And by men I mean my boss specifically, So I unfortunately can't reprimand him.
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Tom Hagen
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1:39p, 1/14/11
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The chorizo taquitos got me. Just finished a three flush wipe.
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1:41p, 1/14/11
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Well played.
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1:54p, 1/14/11
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Sit your ass down and stop peeing on the seat.


if there is a seat! we just got back from italy. apparently, it's the norm for public restrooms to have no seat. i don't get it.
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Vernada
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1:58p, 1/14/11
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(as I grog)

Why is man's obligation to put the toilet seat down? Wouldn't it make more sense for everyone to leave the seat up so that it is clean and ready for someone who needs to use it?



[This message has been edited by ada8356 (edited 1/14/2011 2:07p).]
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2:00p, 1/14/11
If I go to your house and the seat is up, I put it back up when I'm finished.

If you come to my house, please close the lid when you are finished. (or my cat will drink out of it)
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Vernada
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2:08p, 1/14/11
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I don't really care if you cat bathes in the toilet or not. I would much rather put the seat down instead of wiping piss off of it.
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2:09p, 1/14/11
I've had a bad day and I'm confused (I started to say I had a ****ty day but that wasn't really true)
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2:16p, 1/14/11
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3:10p, 1/14/11
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oh man, we need one of those little soccer goals!
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3:13p, 1/14/11
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I'd rock that duck hunt so hard...
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3:15p, 1/14/11
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can you imagine duck hunt, soccer and putting green in the same bathroom. All we would need is a bar and i could keep busy for hours.
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3:18p, 1/14/11
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i had somehow overlooked the Duck Hunt...BADASS!
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3:31p, 1/14/11
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Is that silhouetted gentleman wearing the ballcap with the nicely sized/proportioned dick pissing out kidney stones?
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3:33p, 1/14/11
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Wait, is it gay that I checked out his weiner?
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3:39p, 1/14/11
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YUP^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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3:40p, 1/14/11
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3:42p, 1/14/11
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Also, does anyone else get offended if the guy that takes over your stall after you're done uses a seat cover. Like your a$$ has aids and he doesn't want anything to do with it. I mean come on.

[This message has been edited by tamulax33 (edited 1/14/2011 4:04p).]
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3:50p, 1/14/11
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My second glance at this picture reveals that it is all sorts of AWESOME.

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3:50p, 1/14/11
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F'n dude pissing like a dog into the urinal.
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3:51p, 1/14/11
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#900!
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4:31p, 1/14/11
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For all of us who spend alot of time on the road - finding a good clean low traffic spot is the key. My best bet is one of the hundreds of new hotels that have been built along the Interstates. Lobby crapper always clean and a single holer - so privacy is guaranteed. There are 2 problems I have discoverd though 1) Some of the Holiday Inns locate the lobby crapper just off of the free breakfast area - so everyone watches you walk in for the morning drop. Then they see you come out and get a whiff. 2) The biggest problem is that most of the new hotel lobby bathrooms have lights controled with a motion sensor. You walk in and the light comes on. Problem is that after a few minutes of no motion the light turns off. And these things are dark - I mean "dark side of the moon" dark. I have learned to always have something in arms reach to throw at motion sensor to get the lights back on.
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4:40p, 1/14/11
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go back a couple of pages if you want a solution for the motion sensor.
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4:43p, 1/14/11
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We're starting to actually need some sort of page glossary on this awesome thread.
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4:48p, 1/14/11
Someone can write a Cliff's Notes version perhaps.

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4:58p, 1/14/11
This thread has gone full circle at least 3 times.
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5:08p, 1/14/11
I would marry you West, but I wouldn't want to have to subject you to my dog having beer farts (because that is who I was talking about, not me)! Too bad I was too busy at work to keep track of this thread, but do I even want to know what the picture of me was? Probably not.

I could give you some of the women's bathroom horror stories, and the names I have for certain things that go on in there, but that would get this thread locked. Just trust me when I say that you guys just don't even want to know some of the wrongness that happens in there.

I think it was tamu that referenced the girl standing up, that's apparently called the "pee button" according to one of my guy friend's that tried to convince me that we had one. He lied.
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8:59a, 1/15/11
Sitting in the airport waiting to board. I know I have a poo brewing but can't get it to show its ugly head. Starting to panic knowing I might have to take care of this situation on board.

Thought maybe reading this thread would give it some motivation. Oh well. Going from the roomy handicrapper to the closet shutter I guess. Fml.
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9:35a, 1/15/11
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Oh no! The dreaded plane poo!
The only time I've ever done that was this last year, but I was on a plane for over 24 hours both to and from so I couldnt hold it. Wasn't near as bad as I thought it would be.

What's worse is actually being in a seat right by the toilet, cuz others do do their business and you get to experience every one of them.
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10:17a, 1/15/11
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The aerial assplosion is just a disaster. Nothing like getting yelled at by the flight attendant to return to your seat and reminding you that the fasten seatbelt light is on while bombing out a growler that would make a vagabond gag.
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