What a nightmare. Middle stall and couldn't go anywhere else because I was basically touching cloth. Guy in handicrapper just dropped what I can only postulate was a three week old rotted out fetus into the dooker. Guy on my left is playing what sounds like brick breaker.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Ouch.
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I experienced baby wipage no less than 2 hours ago. I went down to the 1st floor in a semi-hidden crapper. Some angel sent from Heaven left a box of Charmin brand baby wipes. I'm in love with wiping my heiny with these things now.
welcome to the club
The middle stall woes.
I work with a bunch of shypoopers. If I come in to take a leak, they must clamp down their cheeks and hold their breath. Its eerily quiet. Even weirder if I have to **** in the next stall. I know they are clenched up over there listening to me taking care of business with the occasional "f*ck!" or "sonuvab*tch!" as the Papijump ball falls to his doom as I am going for a high score.
I work with a bunch of shypoopers. If I come in to take a leak, they must clamp down their cheeks and hold their breath. Its eerily quiet. Even weirder if I have to **** in the next stall. I know they are clenched up over there listening to me taking care of business with the occasional "f*ck!" or "sonuvab*tch!" as the Papijump ball falls to his doom as I am going for a high score.
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Guy in handicrapper just dropped what I can only postulate was a three week old rotted out fetus into the dooker
sweet jesus
oh, and you fail for losing the battle of wills.
Dude wouldn't even courtesy flush. I think the stench is still on me.
You know its a bad scene when your shirt soaks up the stank like it does when you eat at a BBQ place for lunch.
**** the courtesy flush. When I'm stuck ****ting with others I'm gonna display my dominance. That'll teach them to disturb my dump.
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like it does when you eat at a MEXICAN place for lunch.
FIFY
He came in after the first guy in the handicrapper left. He was interrupting me and the brick breaker prodigy during our endeavors.
It was a busy 15-20 minutes on the 3rd floor. I think we had 2 or 3 walk in and out after seeing and smelling the porcelain holocaust.
It was a busy 15-20 minutes on the 3rd floor. I think we had 2 or 3 walk in and out after seeing and smelling the porcelain holocaust.
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Is it gross that while at home, I frequently pull my pecker out and go ahead and pee while I'm brushing my teeth? I'm a multi-tasker like that.
And before you jump to conclusions, I have NEVER turned it on around and taken a dump while brushing. For one thing, I wouldn't want to brush my teeth for 10 minutes which is about my average crappy time. Not to mention my bowels typically send enough dook particles to damage the ozone layer way more than your average aerosol can.
And before you jump to conclusions, I have NEVER turned it on around and taken a dump while brushing. For one thing, I wouldn't want to brush my teeth for 10 minutes which is about my average crappy time. Not to mention my bowels typically send enough dook particles to damage the ozone layer way more than your average aerosol can.
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AG
Yes.
I am too violent when I brush to accurately aim. So... yes that is gross because you are engaging an oral activity while your pecker is engaging the toliet.
(IDK I guess I like to brush fast... makes me feel like i can scrub harder)
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(IDK I guess I like to brush fast... makes me feel like i can scrub harder)
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Welp, I guess I'l a vile son of a b*tch then. Because I stand by my multi-tasking ways.
I pee while I brush a lot. I'm usually rushing in the morning because I hit snooze one too many times.
See, win-win-win. You got 5 extra minutes of sleep, you practice multi-tasking, and you've now built an immunity to random urine particles floating around.
I'm going to have to try that
Pee while showering like the rest of us.
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Pee while showering like the rest of us.
While brushing your teeth
Win-win-win-win.
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Is that the green chair?
18 year or GTFO
Taquito post at 7:31 AM...and still no update.
Someone might want to go check on Jetch
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ive been clinching my shutter for the last good while in a meeting, while downing an additional 2 cups of Sumatra. Then once i got up and walked around, the urge went away. Needless to say, this is NOT going to be pretty. I expect an audible 'dios mio' from our lady later on.
I feel like Kramer when he couldnt go. "I had to earlier but now i dont, i know its in there!"
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I feel like Kramer when he couldnt go. "I had to earlier but now i dont, i know its in there!"
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It's has retreated to get reinforcements. It will be back with twice the wrath.
i have to meet with the President in a little bit to discuss some quarterly numbers. This could get interesting.
Looks like jetch likes his scotch like he likes his women. 12 year? Snicker.
thats Irish Whiskey, dong.
and... if theres grass on the field, amirite?
and... if theres grass on the field, amirite?
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oh yes, there are the beginnings of some hard seismic activity coming from my crap-factory... we still have not convened for the meeting which could oocur at any moment...
balls. just make it til lunchtime, just make it til lunchtime, just make it til lunchtime....
balls. just make it til lunchtime, just make it til lunchtime, just make it til lunchtime....
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