you need a spare power cord for the longer sessions.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 9 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
Good points guys, I shall make some changes...
round toilet bowls
Now I gotta ***** about the old school handicapper toilets that are extra tall. I'm currently letting loose a little party mud over at Front Porch and I'm just too short for this ****er. I hate that I have to put effort into keeping my feet flat on the ground. Just doesn't feel right.
I've been noticing that almost everyone in my office bathroom that's serving a deuce has loud farting gas to accompany their turds. Is it their diet? I eat ****ty food all the time yet my exchange is usually silent and silky. Is it more common than not for you gents to spraypaint the bowl with brown mist or what? I have a hard time focusing on my texags reading when guys plop down in the stall next to me and imeadiately start tagging the bowl like a brick wall in the barrio with a thunderous spray.
[This message has been edited by Ray Guy (edited 4/23/2011 12:18p).]
[This message has been edited by Ray Guy (edited 4/23/2011 12:18p).]
Noticed the same thing in my office.
ha!!
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ok so weird bathroom interchange of the morning:
went to the throne room to shake the dew off my lily, and just as i open up the jets, a dude walks up to use the other urinal. (these things are in this cozy little alcove, and kind of a little too intimate for dual use, but i'm an adult, i can handle it). i finish up and go wash my hands at the first sink (there are three, each with their own soap dispenser), and as i'm shaking the excess water from my hands, i realize he's waiting for me to finish so he can use that specific sink. WTF? i understand having a favorite stall, etc, but waiting for a specific sink to be available? i don't get it. any of you degenerates refuse to use certain sinks?
went to the throne room to shake the dew off my lily, and just as i open up the jets, a dude walks up to use the other urinal. (these things are in this cozy little alcove, and kind of a little too intimate for dual use, but i'm an adult, i can handle it). i finish up and go wash my hands at the first sink (there are three, each with their own soap dispenser), and as i'm shaking the excess water from my hands, i realize he's waiting for me to finish so he can use that specific sink. WTF? i understand having a favorite stall, etc, but waiting for a specific sink to be available? i don't get it. any of you degenerates refuse to use certain sinks?
We only have 1 urinal and 3 stalls. The urinal is in a nook that you can't see walking in until you get past the corner on it.
Normally you hear the guy there draining his dinkus however in the case of a slow streamer or a stage fright sufferer and they don't give the courtesy cough, you have no clue someone is there.
This has caused the unfortunate event of walking up behind another dude while taking out your schmeckle and being within a few feet before realizing it.
Not fun....... not fun.
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Normally you hear the guy there draining his dinkus however in the case of a slow streamer or a stage fright sufferer and they don't give the courtesy cough, you have no clue someone is there.
This has caused the unfortunate event of walking up behind another dude while taking out your schmeckle and being within a few feet before realizing it.
Not fun....... not fun.
[This message has been edited by Texaggie7nine (edited 4/26/2011 10:07a).]
Why are you already taking it out to breathe? I think this is your fault.
no kidding. keep your sh*t in its cage until you're in the batter's box.
It's still in the cage, but I usually start the process of opening the cage door and accessing the beast when I'm a few steps away.
That experience has changed that routine for me, at least at my office urinal.
That experience has changed that routine for me, at least at my office urinal.
I too start the process of getting the mouse out of his house while mid stride in a unoccupied bathroom. It is a risky manuver because every once in a while you will run into a silent occupant. If they turn and catch you in the act, it gets really uncomfortable.
Contribution from the OB. Dude must have taken some time reading in the handicap stall since he took a beverage in with him...
I can only assume this was no one from here, because surely this story would be posted here.
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holy ****
I walked into the restroom today and there sitting on the sink & mirror ledge was the original topic of this thread. Where the **** was the owner of this I asked myself. Weird.
Here is what you do.
1 Get digital camera with cheap SD card.
2 Take pictures of you wiping your butt with that toothbrush.
3 Clean the toothbrush so it looks as it was
4 Place SD card next to the toothbrush.
Hopefully the owner will have used said toothbrush before he decides to check out what's on the SD card.
1 Get digital camera with cheap SD card.
2 Take pictures of you wiping your butt with that toothbrush.
3 Clean the toothbrush so it looks as it was
4 Place SD card next to the toothbrush.
Hopefully the owner will have used said toothbrush before he decides to check out what's on the SD card.
i like how he places his toothbrush on top of the toothpaste in order to keep it sterile, yet its wide open to the floating particles discussed earlier in the thread
Just stumbled upon the less infamous breakfast teeth brusher!
Damn it, now its the electric breakfast teeth brusher. yes, I'm still enjoying my morning break.
tonight's experience was interesting. i had rather dense turd that landed in the bowl in a vertical position, and came to rest in that exact position. straight up like a flagpole. i almost didn't want to flush it was so unusual.
Some folks really (and I mean really) seem to enjoy their daily log floating ritual.
I went into my favorite cripple stool at work and about a minute later, this rather cheerful fellow walks in singing about how "it's a crappy dayay" and starts whistling as he goes into the adjacent stall. I had quite a bit of protein the day before and let loose a lead ball bearing with a resounding "ploop" sound when it hit the water. The other guy stops whistling and exclaims "uh oh, what that was?" and starts giggling like a girl. After breaking the seal from the lead plug, I let loose a pretty loud growler and then this guy starts clapping.
Anyone else experience anything even remotely close to this at work?
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I went into my favorite cripple stool at work and about a minute later, this rather cheerful fellow walks in singing about how "it's a crappy dayay" and starts whistling as he goes into the adjacent stall. I had quite a bit of protein the day before and let loose a lead ball bearing with a resounding "ploop" sound when it hit the water. The other guy stops whistling and exclaims "uh oh, what that was?" and starts giggling like a girl. After breaking the seal from the lead plug, I let loose a pretty loud growler and then this guy starts clapping.
Anyone else experience anything even remotely close to this at work?
[This message has been edited by Cromagnum (edited 5/3/2011 11:42a).]
That's why I don't do the whole deuce buddy thing. I would laugh uncontrollably.
NO. I like to ***t in peace.
Private bathroom suite FTW!!!!
Started a new job yesterday and have to get the lay of the land.
Going from a 3-holer to a 2-holer presented some problems to my schedule yesterday, so I will have some adjusting to do.
Going from a 3-holer to a 2-holer presented some problems to my schedule yesterday, so I will have some adjusting to do.
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Going from a 3-holer to a 2-holer presented some problems to my schedule yesterday, so I will have some adjusting to do.
Sounds like a dookie dilemma!
Cromagnum's story is literally the worst thing I've ever heard. That guy crossed so many bathroom/pooping boundaries, I honestly think he should have his stall privileges revoked.
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The other guy stops whistling and exclaims "uh oh, what that was?" and starts giggling like a girl. After breaking the seal from the lead plug, I let loose a pretty loud growler and then this guy starts clapping.
Anyone else experience anything even remotely close to this at work?
oh hale no
No, but during the St. Arnold's Kickball Tourney I tried to violate as many rules as I could. A three stall setup with the midget stall at the end. I usually took the middle one, just to make everyone else adjust.
~egon
~egon
Dammit! Don't you hate it when you run in to drop a deuce and realize you left your phone at the desk and are stuck pooping without the luxury of surfing the internet or playing video games?
Just had one of the most boring BM's in a long time.
Just had one of the most boring BM's in a long time.
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Dammit! Don't you hate it when you run in to drop a deuce and realize you left your phone at the desk and are stuck pooping without the luxury of surfing the internet or playing video games?
Just had one of the most boring BM's in a long time.
I had a nightmare the other night that was almost exactly like this and I woke up in a cold sweat. I can't even imagine this horror happening in real life.
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