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Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 9 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
It's ackward when there is cleaningdude cleaning the bathroom while you're sitting on the John like he is right now. I'm sure he's loving doing his $10/hr job while listening to the smooth musical stylings of my colon.
If only I would have held out for 10 more minutes. This is the literally the exact same ****ty feeling you have when you prematurely ejaculate.
If only I would have held out for 10 more minutes. This is the literally the exact same ****ty feeling you have when you prematurely ejaculate.
And yes, I am in fact waiting on a hanger to fall.
And Westy saves the thread.
See, we have a senorita that does our cleaning who knocks to see if the Men's room is ocupado. Ive had a couple of occasions where she'll knock and ill respond with 'ocupado!' ... then she'll come back like 15 mins later and im still in there grinding and give a more urgent 'que disastre!'.
Id kind of like to see her face when she realizes the occupant is the same, knowing shes going to have to come in after that extended 4 flush growler.
Id kind of like to see her face when she realizes the occupant is the same, knowing shes going to have to come in after that extended 4 flush growler.
You get used to it...
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then she'll come back like 15 mins later and im still in there grinding and give a more urgent 'que disastre!'.
Jetch, I'm going to venture and say that your legs hardly fall asleep anymore because they're use to sitting in the "dumping position" for very long periods of time, like mine. Is this a correct observation?
yeah if i start getting tingles and jingles i assess the situation.
Sometimes if im sitting at home and am simultaneously doing work or playing on the laptop on my makeshift desk in front of the john (usually the trusty green chair), time can get away from me and i end up walking around the house like one of those exhausted marathon runners until i regain feeling in my legs.
Sometimes if im sitting at home and am simultaneously doing work or playing on the laptop on my makeshift desk in front of the john (usually the trusty green chair), time can get away from me and i end up walking around the house like one of those exhausted marathon runners until i regain feeling in my legs.
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Sometimes if im sitting at home and am simultaneously doing work or playing on the laptop...
When I do this, the wife gets all bent out of shape. Sheesh - I'm in the fortress of solitude, woman! What should it matter if I have the laptop with me?
It's not like there isn't another bathroom in the house and I'm taking up precious time on the throne...
Fo real, yo. Im not much of a reader, unless its the occasional SI or Houston Press. Plus its my work laptop so i dont mind it being 'flagged'
When my old lady sees me taking the laptop, she knows ill be out-of-pocket for a bit. Just have to time it right sometimes so she can entertain the baby while daddy's taking care of business.
our cleaning crew comes like at 7pm. this always ensures I get to fill the bowl first every morning as as I generally get there before 7. nothing like a fresh bowl cleaned and cared for by the gloved hands of a non english speaking, sanitary expert river crosser.
3 questions:
Do you read the newspaper that someone left on the floor in there?
Does everyone flush all public crappers with their shoe?
Is there a guy in your building that you can set your watch by his dump schedule?
[This message has been edited by MouthBQ98 (edited 12/17/2010 3:24p).]
Do you read the newspaper that someone left on the floor in there?
Does everyone flush all public crappers with their shoe?
Is there a guy in your building that you can set your watch by his dump schedule?
[This message has been edited by MouthBQ98 (edited 12/17/2010 3:24p).]
Man all this talk about porcelain is making my bowels growl. Might as well go make room for the 1.7 lbs. of medium rare glory that will be put in my body in 2 hours.
i Chuck Norris high-kick the urinal handles, and American History X curbstomp the stall toilets.
if theyre the auto-flushers, i still do it anyway.
if theyre the auto-flushers, i still do it anyway.
i'll read the newspaper. then again, our restrooms are pretty clean most of the time. custodians roll through 4-5 times a day. i figure i'm going to wash my hands when i'm done, any way.
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Is there a guy in your building that you can set your watch by his dump schedule?
better question: is there someone who you can't?
quote:no, but one of my bosses is greek (like born and raised, got his bachelors and masters in greece), and I can always tell when it was him last. it smells like a huge feta cheese and black olive stuffed pork ball smothered in olive oil and honey.
Is there a guy in your building that you can set your watch by his dump schedule?
[This message has been edited by 62strat (edited 12/17/2010 3:28p).]
speaking of autoflushers - I really hate it when you're on one of those and it decides to give you a flush because you leaned forward for leverage and it caught enough movement to think you were done.
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Do you read the newspaper that someone left on the floor in there?
Does everyone flush all public crappers with their shoe?
Is there a guy in your building that you can set your watch by his dump schedule?
1. If it's on the floor, no. If it's folded over the grunt rail, yes.
2. Yes.
3. Yes. And sometimes that guy is me.
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speaking of autoflushers - I really hate it when you're on one of those and it decides to give you a flush because you leaned forward for leverage and it caught enough movement to think you were done.
The worst offenders are toilets in airports. I swear, there was this one time in the Detroit airport, I went through 5 or 6 seat covers before I was finally able to sit down on one without it flushing. It tried to suck it away a few times while I was sitting down, but I fought back enough to keep it in place. On the plus side, it sort of felt like what I imagine a bidet feels like.
sometimes it can be a cyclone of refreshment, but when its a repeat offender at inopportune times it can be quite annoying.
Not particularly a fan of the seat covers - and try to avoid them for the reason you listed.
If I feel one is absolutely necessary, I go for the "deli sandwich" method and just layer a crap load (pun intended) of tp along the seat.
If I feel one is absolutely necessary, I go for the "deli sandwich" method and just layer a crap load (pun intended) of tp along the seat.
+1 for the layer(s) of TP
Takes a bit more time, but worth the effort in my book...
Takes a bit more time, but worth the effort in my book...
There was a guy in my old office who would take his work into the stall with him. You never wanted to handle a file that he had worked on. The couple times I had to ride parallel to him, I had to listen to him argue with his wife on the phone while flipping through folders and unfolding papers.
I just brought my own magazines or newspapers.
Never "flagged" a work computer.
I just brought my own magazines or newspapers.
Never "flagged" a work computer.
Fortunately, we have auto flushers.
Unfortunately, it let's everyone know you're a standing wiper if it flushes three times.
[This message has been edited by CRM1712 (edited 12/17/2010 3:43p).]
Unfortunately, it let's everyone know you're a standing wiper if it flushes three times.
[This message has been edited by CRM1712 (edited 12/17/2010 3:43p).]
ours have hairpin triggers. even if you dont stand, the slightest re-adjustment or bend over for TP will send them a swirlin'
whoa. what is a standing wiper?
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standing wiper
i abandonded this practice around 3rd grade.
yeah that seems standing would just turn your inner ass cheecks into one of those ink-blot Rorschach tests.
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ours have hairpin triggers.
Sheesh, McGuyver, take a Post-It note to the can along with your paperclip.
You have got to disarm that laser!
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ours have hairpin triggers. even if you dont stand, the slightest re-adjustment or bend over for TP will send them a swirlin'
this is what I hate
standing wiper here. well, partial stand.
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Sheesh, McGuyver, take a Post-It note to the can along with your paperclip.
You have got to disarm that laser!
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standing wiper
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