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jetch17
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3:05p, 1/10/11
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im gonna print that ho and tape it in our handicap stall. Im sure others will appreciate it.

[This message has been edited by jetch17 (edited 1/10/2011 3:06p).]
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3:26p, 1/10/11
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That pic got me thinking - I really don't think I've gone a single day in the last 3 or 4 years without taking a **** at least once at work. Interesting.
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3:28p, 1/10/11
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Stay S***ty my friends.
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3:35p, 1/10/11
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I really don't think I've gone a single day in the last 3 or 4 years without taking a **** at least once at work.


I've only pooed at work like twice in my life. Go figure.

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3:37p, 1/10/11
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I'll poo twice today just to make up for you 79. Don't ya worry there little fella.
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3:39p, 1/10/11
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i had to go twice before lunch today. ate too much for dinner last night.
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5:59p, 1/10/11
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most Monday's I bang out 3 before 9 a.m., it's glorious

Pro Tip: download Clumsy Bob once Angry Birds is complete, my current high score is 57250, I estimate after 5 more grogans that number could be in the 70k range
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6:49p, 1/10/11
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I really don't think I've gone a single day in the last 3 or 4 years without taking a **** at least once at work. Interesting.


To paraphrase the immortal wisdom of Jackass99, the best part about ****ting at work is that you're getting paid to do it.

[This message has been edited by Aggro (edited 1/10/2011 6:49p).]
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8:52p, 1/10/11
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Saw this little gem on collegehumor.com just now and thought of this thread.


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9:07p, 1/10/11
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So the guy on the left, the 'regular' guy, is standing next to a larger, bulkier 'steroid-user' guy?

It looks like 'regular' guy is laughing as he looks at 'steroid-user' guy...

Yeah, it's irresponsible to check out another guy's torque bar and dangerous to your health to check out and laugh at the schwantz of a guy bigger than you.
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11:06p, 1/10/11
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actually i was seeing it as both of them are wrong... because they didn't follow the rules of urinals.
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7:21a, 1/11/11
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actually i was seeing it as both of them are wrong... because they didn't follow the rules of urinals.
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7:43a, 1/11/11
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Why is that curious, twink-type gentleman on the left wearing a motorcycle helmet in the restroom?
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7:45a, 1/11/11
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And to be fair, I'm actually curious to know what the Michelin Man's weiner looks like too. Does that make me gay?
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10:41a, 1/11/11
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Why are they encouraging people to stand next to each other. Shouldn't the "right" example include a proper buffer urinal?

I'm not one of those people who won't stand next to another guy but given an option, you should always include the buffer. It's just polite.

And it also helps prevent Pacman from trying to gobble up your banana.
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10:45a, 1/11/11
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Thread Relevant

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10:49a, 1/11/11
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Peter and I are both wearing maroon hoodies right now! And I can't believe I never thought to do that.
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11:08a, 1/11/11
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quote:
Texaggie7nine
posted 3:35p, 01/10/11




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I really don't think I've gone a single day in the last 3 or 4 years without taking a **** at least once at work.
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I've only pooed at work like twice in my life. Go figure.


I've read several of your comments on other threads and always throught you were a bit of a weirdo, but this now confirms it.
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11:17a, 1/11/11
If it's wrong to not want to sit in other people's poo musk long enough to let it settle into your clothes, then I don't wanna be right.

I'm happy to be weird.

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11:23a, 1/11/11
I don't understand people that hold it all day so they can go at home. That can't be good for your colon.
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11:27a, 1/11/11
I go home for lunch mostly, but even then I rarely need to go.

My body is pretty much trained for mornings and nights since probably high school.

If I have need to go, I go, but that's pretty rare in the day.

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11:28a, 1/11/11
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I wish I was regular like that, not gonna lie. You find my ass on the ****er at 9 in the morning, 4 in the afternoon or 10 at night. And a lot of times, all 3. Hard to schedule my life.
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11:39a, 1/11/11
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I wish I was regular like that, not gonna lie. You find my ass on the ****er at 9 in the morning, 4 in the afternoon or 10 at night. And a lot of times, all 3. Hard to schedule my life


+1

and when i have to go, you better get the eff outta my way
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11:45a, 1/11/11
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I couldn't imagine having a set poo schedule. I'm completely sporadic. No telling when its coming or the frequency. At least once a day, usually 3 times a day, up to 10+ times a day. There is no way I could not poop at work. Yesterday was a 6 hopper day, once before work, twice during, and 3 times after.
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12:00p, 1/11/11
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agreed. this morning nature called about 15 minutes after i woke up. and it was a level alert red call.
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12:06p, 1/11/11
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21 pages
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12:10p, 1/11/11
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daddys got a touch o' the bubble guts today and for some reason thought a trip to Jarro Cafe for lunch was a good idea... i forsee some screamin mimis in my future due to the neon green salsa.
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12:11p, 1/11/11
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had some new coffee this morning at the office...needless to say, within ten minutes i was running my 40 yard dash to stall #2



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12:12p, 1/11/11
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I feel like I know all of you a little better because of this thread.

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12:21p, 1/11/11
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i forsee some screamin mimis in my future due to the neon green salsa.


Good thing you stayed away from their chipotle sauce - that would have driven your growling guts to new auditory levels.

BTW, let me know next time you roll to lunch on G-Drive - I've been missing Taqueria Cancun's super burritos not to mention the chicas...
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12:23p, 1/11/11
Hey Arminius, have you tried that new Chinese bistro that used to be Star Burger? I've been wondering if it's worth trying.

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12:26p, 1/11/11
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Armanus & 79, didnt realize yall were around here. Anytime yall want to hit some Gessner or Brittmoore eateries let me know. Then we can come back and discuss our resulting sh*ts.
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12:35p, 1/11/11
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the Tine Board Lunch & Stank Crew
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12:37p, 1/11/11
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Chinese bistro that used to be Star Burger


where is this at?
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12:46p, 1/11/11
On Park Row next to HWY 6 just north of 10.

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