I just found out my girlfriend brushs her teeth at work, I think I am going to vomit.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 10 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
That is almost as bad as when you introduce her to your buddy for the first time and you find out the hooked up and he blew a load in her mouth.
don't get this damn thread locked dipsht
Was in my stall dropping a bomb and a teethbrusher came in. I heard him going to town, unfortunately the lunch I had did not agree with me. Heard him gagging as I finished.
I have seen this thread for over two and a half years, but never opened it until now. I have not read any post including the one directly above.
Is this thread worth the read?
Is this thread worth the read?
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I have seen this thread for over two and a half years, but never opened it until now. I have not read any post including the one directly above.
Is this thread worth the read?
Yes.
I'll just leave this here..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZKLnhuzh9uY
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Thread still going strong.
Finished lunch today and thought maybe I should brush my teeth... Made me think of this thread. RESURRECTION!!!!
I laid a legit 18" brown man-egg yesterday at the work crapper. I was proud.
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Was in my stall dropping a bomb and a teethbrusher came in. I heard him going to town, unfortunately the lunch I had did not agree with me. Heard him gagging as I finished.
If you go into the women's restroom and it smells like wet dog, what does that mean exactly?
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This is almost at 100,000 views.
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Whoa this thread is epic!
There is a portly 5'x5' gentleman in my office that punishes a tub of Kaukauna port wine cheddar spread every few days. Everyone on our floor can tell when said tub of cheddar spread has dropped into the bowl. The only word that appropriately describes the stench is "fog". The tinge of port wine cheddar has seeped into the grout of the tile walls in the men's room. The room heats up like a sauna when this guy goes to work.
Even typing the word Kaukauna gives me flash backs and makes my spine recoil.
There is a portly 5'x5' gentleman in my office that punishes a tub of Kaukauna port wine cheddar spread every few days. Everyone on our floor can tell when said tub of cheddar spread has dropped into the bowl. The only word that appropriately describes the stench is "fog". The tinge of port wine cheddar has seeped into the grout of the tile walls in the men's room. The room heats up like a sauna when this guy goes to work.
Even typing the word Kaukauna gives me flash backs and makes my spine recoil.
I was finishing up at the urinal this morning, and decided to let off just enough gas to drop the pressure levels down to an acceptable level until I had time for a complete system dump. There was no one else at the urinals, sink, or adjacent stall, so I figured it was a fairly safe time. I may have misjudged the pressure a bit, because the result was something that sounded like an old rusty gate crushing a tuba player as it slowly swings shut. About 5 seconds in I remembered I had pancakes for breakfast, which for some reason produces a stench heavy and powerful enough to clear a ski slope. Thats when I hear a muffled "Oh god, what the..., oh my god" following by gagging sounds from the far stall.
I feel kind of bad, but highly relieved I didn't try to sneak that out in my cubicle.
I feel kind of bad, but highly relieved I didn't try to sneak that out in my cubicle.
This thread is so epic...not work-related, but I did have to excuse myself not once, but twice from a work-related golf tournament yesterday to visit the clubhouse in the middle of our round. I almost had to leave my golf cart 100 yards from the clubhouse because it was going too slow, but I abandoned that thought pretty quickly when i realized that if I tried to waddle more than 15 yards at a decent pace I would have left a trail of angry mud all over the putting greens
Yes, there's danger in risking a silent release in a cubicle.
It might not be silent...and it might be very potent.
It might not be silent...and it might be very potent.
God, this thread...
There were more popcorn kernels around the stalls today. Either someone has taken video watching on their phone in the can to a whole new level, or they have horrible aim.
I had a guy come in to the restroom at work near 5pm to brush his teeth.
Who brushes their teeth at 5 in the afternoon?
Who brushes their teeth at 5 in the afternoon?
man, the cleaning lady installed an auto-airfreshener with an 'autumn scent' that goes off periodically throughout the day ... all it has smelled like in there for 3 days is a sh*t flavored pumpkin pie
Saw a new one this morning at the Y after my workout.
Apparently all the cool old guys bring their coffee into the shower with them and set it on the little shower shelf...give it a sip as they get clean.
I'm all about shower beers...but that one is a first for me.
Apparently all the cool old guys bring their coffee into the shower with them and set it on the little shower shelf...give it a sip as they get clean.
I'm all about shower beers...but that one is a first for me.
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man, the cleaning lady installed an auto-airfreshener with an 'autumn scent' that goes off periodically throughout the day ... all it has smelled like in there for 3 days is a sh*t flavored pumpkin pie
We used to have one of those, but anyone over 6'4" would get a squirt in the eye due to poor placement over the toilet.
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I'm all about shower beers...but that one is a first for me.
word to this...but think I would pass on shower coffee
I think this thread made Family Guy tonight.
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I think this thread made Family Guy tonight.
I thought the exact same thing.
Explanation?
I've counted 4 brushers on my floor at work.
Who has the most they've seen at their office/floor?
Who has the most they've seen at their office/floor?
A little off target...back in college long time ago, about 2 am on the way home on deacon between Texas and wellborn somewhere, got the "I'm going to **** in 10 seconds and there is no amount of clinching that will stop it" feeling. Pulled over to some house on the corner with adequate brush near the street. Nature (neighborhood) dumped, sacrificed socks and got the hell out of dodge. Still feel kinda bad about that but it was either my truck seat or freshly mown Bermuda. I chose the latter I'm afraid to say.
Smokey? Is dat you?!
I am going to say shower coffee in a public gym shower is way worse than teeth brushing in a public restroom.
So, a buddy of mine ordered the 5lb bag of sugar free gummy bears because he wanted to see if the reviews were accurate. I was the guinea pig and Have since been on a bar hopping poop tour all night...
http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
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http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Gummy-Candy-Sugarless-5-Pound/product-reviews/B000EVQWKC/ref=dp_top_cm_cr_acr_txt?showViewpoints=1
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I was literally crying I was laughing so hard reading the review about the guy trying to woo the German chick after eating the gummy bears. Priceless.
Forgot about my Family Guy post. Peter and Qagmire started a band and wrote original lyrics. The lyrics to one of their songs is below.
"Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
The bathroom's full of poop and pee,
And now you rubbed that on your teeth
Like you're gonna kiss someone at three."
"Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
Why the hell do you brush your teeth at work?
The bathroom's full of poop and pee,
And now you rubbed that on your teeth
Like you're gonna kiss someone at three."
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