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CowtownAg06
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10:11a, 12/15/10
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So much greatness....

I've got one that grosses me out. At our office we have some dude who spits his gum into the urinal everday. I always feel bad peeing on it because I know some poor cleaning person is going to have to pick it out later but what else am I going to do?
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Jugstore Cowboy
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10:31a, 12/15/10
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hah.. actually that's coprophillia. Check your DSM-IV.


Thanks for the tip, not sure I want to know more about that subject. I was just thinking of Mr. Mackey calling Kyle a little fecaphile(sp?) in the Christmas Poo episode of South Park.
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11:27a, 12/15/10
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I learned that Jack in the Box vanilla milkshakes are a terrible idea for lunch once. I had to pinch hard for 2 hours at an after lunch conference while it wrecked my innards. I feel sorry for whoever was in the second floor can after me once the meeting ended. That damn shake gassed me up like a balloon, and that all blasted out once I hit porcelain.

We give our building cleaning lady a big ass christmas gift every year. The office takes up a collection, and the total is typically several hundred dollars, and well worth it because she keeps the restrooms clean and well stocked.

[This message has been edited by MouthBQ98 (edited 12/15/2010 11:28a).]
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11:35a, 12/15/10
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I'm sorry I've been so damned busy so far this week!
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12:32p, 12/15/10
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I had to pinch hard for 2 hours at an after lunch conference while it wrecked my innards. I feel sorry for whoever was in the second floor can after me once the meeting ended. That damn shake gassed me up like a balloon, and that all blasted out once I hit porcelain.
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12:40p, 12/15/10
I was listening to 610 last night for the Pollard show, and the host was talking to Joel Dresen and said "I just wanted to thank you guys for going out there and busting ass on the field..."

I immediately busted out laughing as that is one of my favorite Jechisms.

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1:03p, 12/15/10
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i'm sure this was discussed early on, but we have a couple of people on the floor who are "juxtapoopers". we have 4 stalls and it is not uncommon for me to be the only occupant on one of the end stalls only to have some a-hole come sit in the stall directly next to me. this is the most basic of bathroom etiquette and violators should be banished to a 3rd world country where they can s*** wherever they want.
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1:11p, 12/15/10
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^

Agreed! That is just uncalled for.
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1:22p, 12/15/10
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Thanks for the tip, not sure I want to know more about that subject. I was just thinking of Mr. Mackey calling Kyle a little fecaphile(sp?) in the Christmas Poo episode of South Park.
hah no prob. just so happens paraphillia came up with some friends just a day or two ago, my wife has the DSM, so we pulled it out to learn
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Diagnosable paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Frotteurism, Pedophilia, Sexual Masochism, Sexual Sadism, Transvestic Fetishism, Voyeurism and Paraphilia Not Otherwise Specified (Paraphilias that don't meet the criteria for one of the specific categories - examples include telephone scatologia, necrophilia, partialism, zoophilia, coprophilia, klismaphilia and urophilia).



So of course I had to look all these up.
In doing so, I found out I suffer from mammary partialism

[This message has been edited by 62strat (edited 12/15/2010 1:29p).]
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3:23p, 12/15/10
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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8:09p, 12/15/10
I did read the thread pendejo, I was referring to the people that can't handle a phone conversation/dirty bowls/foot tapping/courtesy flushes/presence of someone in the restroom crowd. Its just crap.
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8:53p, 12/15/10
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and what about those real dry ones..... the clean up is like trying to get peanut butter off shag carpet with a fork
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10:19p, 12/15/10
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That, and the guys who are above the age of 8 who unbuckle, unzip and pull their pants down a little bit to pee.


Last time I saw that was at a trough at Kyle Field. It's disturbing to see a grown man with his pants and underwear at mid-thigh showing everyone his ass while taking a whizz.
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11:26a, 12/16/10
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well f*** me running.... jetch bathroom mishap: Thursday edition.

Had to wizz this a.m. and went to unzip and the damn zipper tab BROKE OFF. Managed to finish my business and get the zipper back up haphazardly to return to my desk.

Well about an hour later 2 cups of Sumatra came a knockin' with a vengence. Made a straight leg walk to the facility clinching my shutter closed only to get to the handicrapper to find my tabless zipper, refusing to budge downward. With an audible 'F***' i exited the bathroom and kicked out my 6'4" stride to my office to retrieve a paperclip to afro-engineer a zipper tab to get the job done.

Long story short, made the round trip in time to reclaim my stall, de-pants and proceed to void with an elevated feet dumb & dumber-esque fashion.

Now it licks becuase for the remainder of the day i have to jimmy the paperclip in the broken zipper, thus appearing im just tweaking my weenus just to take a leak.
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11:35a, 12/16/10
So, about lunch... um
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11:38a, 12/16/10
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dont hate. congratulate.

thats McGyver sh*t whilst under pressure.
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11:45a, 12/16/10
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11:46a, 12/16/10
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At least it's not stuck down
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11:51a, 12/16/10
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i know, i was worried about it not being able to come back up and having to monitor the mouse not coming out of the house all day. That and ive got bright ass green drawers on today that say 'I love Beer' that would immediately draw all the fair maidens eyes in the office to my funplex.
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12:12p, 12/16/10
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That and ive got bright ass green drawers on today that say 'I love Beer'


I think I've got those same drawers!
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12:13p, 12/16/10
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if this thread gets deleted im issuing a fatwa on HTownMARB06 for linking this sh*t on the GB.
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12:16p, 12/16/10
TIWWCHNT

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12:21p, 12/16/10
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if this thread gets deleted im issuing a fatwa on HTownMARB06 for linking this sh*t on the GB.
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12:24p, 12/16/10
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jetch17
posted 11:26a, 12/16/10



well f*** me running.... jetch bathroom mishap: Thursday edition.

Had to wizz this a.m. and went to unzip and the damn zipper tab BROKE OFF. Managed to finish my business and get the zipper back up haphazardly to return to my desk.

Well about an hour later 2 cups of Sumatra came a knockin' with a vengence. Made a straight leg walk to the facility clinching my shutter closed only to get to the handicrapper to find my tabless zipper, refusing to budge downward. With an audible 'F***' i exited the bathroom and kicked out my 6'4" stride to my office to retrieve a paperclip to afro-engineer a zipper tab to get the job done.

Long story short, made the round trip in time to reclaim my stall, de-pants and proceed to void with an elevated feet dumb & dumber-esque fashion.

Now it licks becuase for the remainder of the day i have to jimmy the paperclip in the broken zipper, thus appearing im just tweaking my weenus just to take a leak.


Christ!
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12:29p, 12/16/10
jetch you should just ask for another dude to assist you while in the bathroom.

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12:31p, 12/16/10
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on HTownMARB06 for linking this sh*t on the GB.


that's super not cool.
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12:39p, 12/16/10
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jetch you should just ask for another dude to assist you while in the bathroom


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12:42p, 12/16/10
You are all in the stall with the other dude kneeling in front of you trying to get the zipper down and some other dude walks in as you are telling the guy "you just gotta yank it hard. Pull it! it's almost there!"

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12:44p, 12/16/10
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howd you get the beans above the frank!?
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12:47p, 12/16/10
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Got hammered last night at the Texans debacle and had to drop one in the stadium. So boozed that I didn't even bother to use any of the proper pooping etiquette, just let er' fly. I have since showered and used lots of soap, however I can't seem to shake that butt aids feeling. Seat was really warm and I didn't even mind.


Dude. Don't know if I've ever been THAT drunk before..
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12:55p, 12/16/10
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I'm surprised he didn't stick to the lid.
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1:18p, 12/16/10
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if this thread gets deleted im issuing a fatwa on HTownMARB06 for linking this sh*t on the GB.


Linking a Tine thread to the GB should carry the same punishment as saying something funny on MyBcs: automatic ban.

Also, here's an authentic text message I once received during an Astros game from a Tine poster to remain unnamed: "Taking a sh*t at MinuteMaid is so humiliating." I was fairly inebriated at the time, but it seemed funny enough to show people around me when I got it.
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1:21p, 12/16/10
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draw all the fair maidens eyes in the office to my funplex


at least in my office, most of the fair maidens here are capable of "bringing the mouse out of the house"
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1:32p, 12/16/10
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Most of the ones that prowl these parts would make even Ron Jeremy shrivel up like Chow on the Hangover, unfortunately.
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