Time for a dump....errrr...bump.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 10 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
Time for a dump....errr...bump.
This is the single funniest thing I have ever read on this site. and true.
I'm pooping right now.
Is that seriously a bidet for your mouth? How appropriate for this thread.
I haven't read this thread in a long time, today was a very very slow day at work, so I spent the majority of my time reading this thread again for many laughs.
EDIT: BTW, dropping one in a blue house 25 yards from a runway on my job site will def. break the "hangers" loose.
[This message has been edited by big ben (edited 6/26/2012 10:48p).]
EDIT: BTW, dropping one in a blue house 25 yards from a runway on my job site will def. break the "hangers" loose.
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This thread
This thread delivers
So glad to see making another round..
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This thread might never have gotten off the ground with the new rules
Some of you professionals may need to offer advice over on this thread:
http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=2151599&page=1&forum_id=12
http://texags.com/main/forum.reply.asp?topic_id=2151599&page=1&forum_id=12
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and whats the deeeeal with sh*tter phone convos? the only reason you shouldbe on your phone whilst dropping one is to check email, non-picture text people, or look at mobile porn (but you run the risk of catching a bone and having your hog touch the inner rim)
otherwise, when OTHERS are on the phone in a stall, i make a concious effort to blow my ane-trumpet or flush about 8 or 9 times ina row.
This made me laugh so mf'ing hard, I can't stand it.
There's an Asian woman that talks on the phone with her daughter while grunt pooping in my office. She gets the side eye from me every day.
why is she pooping in your office? you should speak to HR about that.
I'm sure this topic has been covered in this thread, but whats with the recent fad I've noticed while delivering of flushing the urinal about 5 times mid piss. We've got some culprits who flush prior to piss, multiple in game flushes, and the finally flush.
I just don't get it. Wasting water like a mofo.
I just don't get it. Wasting water like a mofo.
bump
My guess is they're hoping to minimize splatter regarding the multi flush.
Depending on the urinal it can also create unwanted water splatter on said flusher's pants...
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We have motion sensor operated lights in the restrooms at work. Today I saw the lights flick on as I walked in. This is normally a pretty high traffic restroom, so I was pretty stoked to do my business in a room nobody else had crapped in during the last 10 minutes. As I am headed over to take my pick of stalls, I hear a grunt/splash from the handicrapper. This guy had been sitting so still for the last 10-15 minutes that the lights had shut off. There is a clear line of sight from that throne to the sensor, so its not like it just couldn't sense his motion inside the stall.
I know every workplace has at least one person who spends more than their fair share of time occupying a stall, but this is truly impressive.
I know every workplace has at least one person who spends more than their fair share of time occupying a stall, but this is truly impressive.
Today i dropped a load so awesome i didn't even courtesy flush. I just had to sit there and enjoy it. I was even a little sad when i flushed it down.
It's funny when you can tell they have been in there taking a nap in the thinking man's position for 15-20 mins, just soaking it all in.
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Ok...
Who the f are the guys who go to a urinal and all of their damn pubes just start falling on the damn thing? Its equivalent to a dog shedding. Do they like... wrestle the damn thing to get it out of there? Do fellas struggle with aiming without pullin' hairs? Or is this a case of pre-mature nut balding?
Who the f are the guys who go to a urinal and all of their damn pubes just start falling on the damn thing? Its equivalent to a dog shedding. Do they like... wrestle the damn thing to get it out of there? Do fellas struggle with aiming without pullin' hairs? Or is this a case of pre-mature nut balding?
Same dudes that can't take a piss without farting. I mean, seriously. Don't fire one off when you're standing right next to me.
It's the bathroom...I can fart when and where I damn please in there.
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Same dudes that can't take a piss without farting. I mean, seriously. Don't fire one off when you're standing right next to me.
My turds will knock when and where they damn well please
Time for a dump....errr...bump
all the old guys at our office are cropdusting thier loose buttholes this afternoon.... the main hallway smells LITERALLY like a diaper that been sitting out in the sun.
i went to a client office this morning and had to share a cube with someone. that old man kept ripping ass and stinking up the tiny joint and sitting there like nothing happened. and least go walk the hall if you need to let it loose.
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Today i dropped a load so awesome i didn't even courtesy flush. I just had to sit there and enjoy it. I was even a little sad when i flushed it down.
T&P for your loss.
Greeted by a happy, freshly cleaned throne for my morning duties at the office
n/m
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Dammit. I thought the free mcflurry I won playing Mcdonalds monopoly would be a good lunch idea. Now it feels like I have swallowed a dozen live snakefish. At least the cleaning lady had just cleaned the bathroom. For the first trip.
Free because you're only renting it...
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