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What about experience with bidets?
The one and only time I tried I boiled my eggs.
That's a sensitive area not intended to be burned!
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The one and only time I tried I boiled my eggs.
That's a sensitive area not intended to be burned!
I'm a wipe/fold/wipe kind of guy, gotta do my best to save the environment
Why chose front to back or back to front? Grab you a butt load of TP, make an 'L' shape with thumb/pointer, place on crack, starting with thumb at back and pointer at junk, and clean by doing the motion like you're zooming out of a pic on an iphone. Repeat until clean. This results in no smearage outside of the original blast zone, since you're 'wiping' towards the center.
If it takes more than 3 passes.. I take a shower (when available).
sounds like some of yall oughta consider keeping one of these in your office drawer
Or adult diapers.
this is nearing the top of historical texags threads
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Why chose front to back or back to front? Grab you a butt load of TP, make an 'L' shape with thumb/pointer, place on crack, starting with thumb at back and pointer at junk, and clean by doing the motion like you're zooming out of a pic on an iphone. Repeat until clean. This results in no smearage outside of the original blast zone, since you're 'wiping' towards the center.
Holy ****! Between 62strat and Houaggie, I've got a lot of new wiping methods to try out and attempt to master. I legitimately cannot wait until my next assplosion.
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I'm a wipe/fold/wipe kind of guy
Wait....What?!
This thread delivers.
The latest in cleaning toilet technology?
as soon as you dumped that thing would smear it all over your bum.
hell I'd sit on that thing for fun and probably would never get off (as in never leave)
ada, why do I get the feeling that I would greatly regret being your dog.
for the home: baby wipes. try it and you'll never go back
****, keep some in your briefcase as well
But what if it's YOUR dog?
Baby wipes and gold bond are required gear on camping trips for me.
Aggro, i think thats an amusement ride at several Montrose area clubs.
oooooh jeeezus chriiiist!
oooooh jeeezus chriiiist!
how does one properly apply the gold bond? Sprinkle on TP? Wipe on? Pat on? Hold the bottle under your ane-pore and squeeze? Maybe lay on your back and spread open?
This is a prime reason for employers not to require employees to work the week before or after Christmas. We sit around and talk about **** and ****ting techniques for day on end..
by hand, mayne.
just get you a nice pile of pixiedust in your hand and apply to the crack, funplex creases, undersac & taint... proceed to walk around with the exhileration of Torso Girl gently blowing over an icecube on your nether-region.
[This message has been edited by jetch17 (edited 12/21/2010 4:55p).]
just get you a nice pile of pixiedust in your hand and apply to the crack, funplex creases, undersac & taint... proceed to walk around with the exhileration of Torso Girl gently blowing over an icecube on your nether-region.
[This message has been edited by jetch17 (edited 12/21/2010 4:55p).]
It's fun to go commando and fart a cloud of gold bond powder.
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for the home: baby wipes. try it and you'll never go back
Yeah...that's all fun and games until you're midwipe and realize you're raw down there. That pain cannot be described.
[This message has been edited by spadilly (edited 12/21/2010 4:59p).]
Man, I can't imagine what it would feel like to have TG blowing on my sack. I think I just unloaded a little in my slacks thinking about it.
quote:Great Question. I want to hear some answers on this... as my method results in a lot on the floor vs my good parts/dirty parts.
how does one properly apply the gold bond? Sprinkle on TP? Wipe on? Pat on? Hold the bottle under your ane-pore and squeeze? Maybe lay on your back and spread open?
i always try and eek one out after a fresh application straight out of the shower and giggle at the pequeno powder puff.
The icing on the cake is if you can run in on your significant other bareassed and give them a small gold bond antiquing to the face.
The icing on the cake is if you can run in on your significant other bareassed and give them a small gold bond antiquing to the face.
Spadilly, for the love of pete dont get the wipes with alcohol in them. You WILL end up with a screaming-mimi if you catch some rawness.
I'm still imagining TG blowing on my sack whilst giving me the porn chick BJ eyes (looking up at me while doing the deed). Excuse me for a few minutes guys.
as said earlier in thread, you can't go wrong with Huggies Supreme Thick n Clean...there is NO substitute
As for wiping, approach from the back, wipe down then up, problem solved (most of the time).
I can never fathom the wadding up TP method and just reaching back and pinching yourself clean like 62 is describing. Call me OCD, but I gotta fold the TP.
This entire thread is just like a conversation we had at my buddy's wedding a few years ago. He was freaking out and get real nervous as we waited to walk into the church about 15 minutes prior, and we covered just about every topic on this thread. Needless to say, the cold feet were gone, we were almost in tears and the best part was, the preacher was an active participant in the discussion.
As for wiping, approach from the back, wipe down then up, problem solved (most of the time).
I can never fathom the wadding up TP method and just reaching back and pinching yourself clean like 62 is describing. Call me OCD, but I gotta fold the TP.
This entire thread is just like a conversation we had at my buddy's wedding a few years ago. He was freaking out and get real nervous as we waited to walk into the church about 15 minutes prior, and we covered just about every topic on this thread. Needless to say, the cold feet were gone, we were almost in tears and the best part was, the preacher was an active participant in the discussion.
Proper application of the GB:
1. Flip canister of GB upside down and quickly flip it back right side up
2. Open top
3. Position in area you want dusted
4. Rapidly squeeze canister, proper amount of GB will be applied
5. Repeat process if you need more
6. ???
7. PROFIT
1. Flip canister of GB upside down and quickly flip it back right side up
2. Open top
3. Position in area you want dusted
4. Rapidly squeeze canister, proper amount of GB will be applied
5. Repeat process if you need more
6. ???
7. PROFIT
I love the gold bond. It's like walking around in margaritaville all day with nothing under your hula skirt. Let those island breezes in and theyll keep you cool.
Not to divert the current direction the thread is going with the GB convo, but I just finished my third sucessful poop of the morning, all before 8am. Kinda proud of that accomplishment and felt this thread was a good place to share. I think today will be a good day.
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GB medicated is awesome on my feet. I put some in boots every night before lights out and dust feet before going in boot socks in the AM. I've been through a bottle already. You all can send mensome for Christmas 
And Catch...WTF are you eating that you sh** three times in one AM? Or were the last two just a continuation of the first that had to be interrupted?
And Catch...WTF are you eating that you sh** three times in one AM? Or were the last two just a continuation of the first that had to be interrupted?
If I had to unload brown 3 times before 8am, usually that means it will be a bad day for me. Mainly one staying not too far away from the bathroom.
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