That's how you obtain b-hole infections brah.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Nah! Should be fine. All the snot was encapsulated within the TP.
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I have always wondered why my nose runs when I have the grogan runs.
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Upon release of his bowels everyone in line let out "WHOOPS"
The day my butt blast can stir up some whoops from all that hear, that is when I have lived a full life.
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Saw a gem of a 'common courtesy' poster at clients' offices and snapped a pic:
Having to relearn the toilets in this building downtown is a pain. I miss my personal stall in Zachry.
That being said, the bathroom has auto-everything. The soap dispensors are the worst; silver curved cylinders, on the sink, with a larger base. When you put your hand under it, it shoots out (after a small pause and a sound), a small dabble of white, foamy soap.
~egon
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That being said, the bathroom has auto-everything. The soap dispensors are the worst; silver curved cylinders, on the sink, with a larger base. When you put your hand under it, it shoots out (after a small pause and a sound), a small dabble of white, foamy soap.
~egon
[This message has been edited by Dr. Doctor (edited 7/15/2011 1:03p).]
Just killed a bowl in the Jury Duty building
Heard a segment on Howard Stern friday with "Dr. Doodie" whose product is basically a system flush that promised a 5 FOOT MOVEMENT at the start of the regimen.
Someone should buy that stuff and post a report of whether the monster grogan claim stands true.
Someone should buy that stuff and post a report of whether the monster grogan claim stands true.
the rod ryan show has a poop peddler on like once a year selling that stuff.
Rod Ryan is the result of using said product.
he's pretty high on the kouric scale.
Probably covered elsewhere on this thread, but I was taking a leak at a urinal at work yesterday when a coworker walked out of a stall after taking a dump and he was holding a water bottle. Not a cheap plastic one, but the nice sports bottle with the pop-up dispenser (like you would have on your bike). I understand that sometimes you need to hydrate, but I hope he sanitized that thing later...
Welp, someone managed to sh*t ON THE WALL at work this morning.
My money is on the Turkish guy.
The cleaning lady is not going to be feliz about that...
My money is on the Turkish guy.
The cleaning lady is not going to be feliz about that...
I'm not even mad. I'm impressed.
How?
Really
How?
Really
How?
Somebody has shi* on the coats.
it was on the wall behind the bowl, so it appears as though there was explosive hershey spray in the process of sitting down.
Based on the height of spatter, they must have done a toe-touch in the process in order aim the volatile starfish before landing on the seat.
Needless to say, ill be on the lookout (or smell) for someone with doo-driblets on thier attire today as there is no way they got away unscathed from the chocolate rain (*i step away to breathe)
Based on the height of spatter, they must have done a toe-touch in the process in order aim the volatile starfish before landing on the seat.
Needless to say, ill be on the lookout (or smell) for someone with doo-driblets on thier attire today as there is no way they got away unscathed from the chocolate rain (*i step away to breathe)
Cue the scene from Dumb and Dumberer where Bob Saget loses his mind in the bathroom. "There's **** everywhere!"
wait, someone's actually seen dumb and dumberer?
Working back in college at the Subway at University and the freeway a hobo came in and dumped in the toilet, didn't flush and pissed all over the walls and floor. Punk *****.
What's worse is I would let him come in there and fill up his water.
Smelt so bad he was able to make the Subway smell like a Taco Bell.
What's worse is I would let him come in there and fill up his water.
Smelt so bad he was able to make the Subway smell like a Taco Bell.
When you discover **** all over the walls and seat can you asume it was a handicapped person and or elderly who left the present?
In public...PERHAPS.
At work, unless already known that a person with such a condition exisits ... NO.
At work, unless already known that a person with such a condition exisits ... NO.
THIS JUST IN:
"Flick Golf" is the new preferred sh*tter app!
"Flick Golf" is the new preferred sh*tter app!
Flick Golf or Flick Golf Extreme?
I really hate when I leave a meeting or something and walk to the bathroom needing to take a dump and somebody walks with me. It's just awkward to break the conversation to poop.
Hit the men's room at the movie theater and saw a used disposable bic razor just sittin there on the counter. I mean, come on. Brushing your teeth at the bathroom in the office is bad enough, but who the Hell needs to shave so bad they gotta do it in a public bathroom frequented by thousands of people a day?
So how'd he die? Nicked himself shaving, flesh eating bacteria took over from there...
So how'd he die? Nicked himself shaving, flesh eating bacteria took over from there...
Unacceptable gentlemen - page 4?
I just found a men's room on a little used floor in my office building. Somehow the temperature in it is like a meat locker. Dropping a daily (sometimes twice daily!) load in there is my new found sublime pleasure. I have no idea how or why it is so cold in there compared to everywhere else in the building and I really don't care. I will be keeping this little gem to myself though. Nobody in my office is going to get wind of this.
I just found a men's room on a little used floor in my office building. Somehow the temperature in it is like a meat locker. Dropping a daily (sometimes twice daily!) load in there is my new found sublime pleasure. I have no idea how or why it is so cold in there compared to everywhere else in the building and I really don't care. I will be keeping this little gem to myself though. Nobody in my office is going to get wind of this.
I go up to the 6th floor of my building because the French consulte is there and they have hot interns, I talk to em for a bit then go take a duece. Somtimes I wonder if they have caught on
Ever since I got away from Alonti my morning ****s have yet since occured at the office. Used to drop one with the mexican janitors. They take ****s there every day.
Courtesy flush? I say no. Bring your game or go somewhere else.
I'm glad this thread got bumpped, I started a new job the other week which means I have to redefine my bathroom time and nuances.
I'm now working for a large company with only one bathroom on the floor. Every person who sees me, "the new guy", wants to say hello at the urinal.
I find it highly uncomfortable to be introducing myself with my deek in my hand.
I'm now working for a large company with only one bathroom on the floor. Every person who sees me, "the new guy", wants to say hello at the urinal.
I find it highly uncomfortable to be introducing myself with my deek in my hand.
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posted 8:52a, 08/05/11
Unacceptable gentlemen - page 4?
What are you talking about?
I'm guessing the thread had dropped to page four when he posted.
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