Angry Birds Holidays helped me through several grogans recently
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 9 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
i applaud your effort and feats of engineering.
i find myself still sitting upon the sh*tter well after the grogan has been executed successfully trying to defeat the damn piggies with my Angry Birds.
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i find myself still sitting upon the sh*tter well after the grogan has been executed successfully trying to defeat the damn piggies with my Angry Birds.
Here.
Does anyone play Fragger? If not, its much better than Angry Birds.
That being said, I'm confident there have been many jobs lost and subsequently many families destroyed because of iPhone games like Angry Birds and Fragger.
That being said, I'm confident there have been many jobs lost and subsequently many families destroyed because of iPhone games like Angry Birds and Fragger.
WTF is fragger? are you luring down a path to even longer leg-numbing log drops?
Can't find Fragger in Android Market.
I've pretty much beat both of all the levels of all those games, almost exclusively during dooking time, so I think my legs are numb to getting numb anymore. If that makes sense.
Fragger does look like a good alternative to AB, downloading that sh*t now and will give it a whirl during my gator drop this afternoon.
Fragger is a game where you throw grenades and try to blow up some hooligans. Pretty similar to Angry Birds. Download and enjoy newfound elbow imprints on your legs.
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i finally got so pissed at fragger one day i deleted it and moved on.
thats when i discovered the battle raging between birds and green pigs.
thats when i discovered the battle raging between birds and green pigs.
By 'beat' Angry Birds does that mean you 3 starred everything? If so then a well deserved salute to you good sir. I am going back through and trying to achieve the impossible at this juncture.
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Perhaps one of you learned folk can help me with my problem.
Recently, eco-nazis invaded my place of work and installed motion-detecting lightswitches on timers. The lights come on when you enter the room, but I recently discovered that they go off after fifteen minutes, leaving you to clean up by the light of your iphone and get out into the common regions of the bathroom to set the lights back on before somebody enters and discovers your shame in the dark.
I thought I had hit upon a solution by stapling a technical note to a yardstick, allowing me to wave it back and forth above the stall divider, but it was to no avail, as the sensor seems to focus on an elevation of approximately mid-torso. Also, I drew strange looks as I carried my feat of engineering into the bathroom.
I really need to figure this out, as my progress through Angry Birds Holidays has suffered dramatically in the past two weeks.
Could you just drop kick the door while sitting, hard enough so that it opens all the way and shut again from the recoil? This would trigger the motion detector.
Of course, you have the scenario of possibly kicking the door off the hinges while sitting on the crapper, despite being completely fecking badarse, is probably frowned upon in your workplace.
ask them to install sound-sensitive lights in the bathroom
Yes! Just downloaded two new grogan games!
bonus points for the .gif of a turd.
Fragger now on the iphong 4
Old school avian porn music for fragger!?
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By 'beat' Angry Birds does that mean you 3 starred everything?
No actually not. I have just gotten through all the levels released. I tried that for like two levels and got really bored with it, so I moved on to Fragger and only come back to it when there is an App update. So I guess I should either spend even more time on the john or just not claim AB dominance huh?
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Old school avian porn music for fragger!?
Never turned the sound on. May have to turn it on in this morning's dump session and see if my stall neighbor says anything.
better to have the sound on for Fragger than unknowingly having the volume accidentally on during a mobileB persusing and having the wails of Janine getting DP'd echo around the facility.
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what about people that are on their phone while pissing?
also, are yalls toothbrushes exposed to terd air matter at home?
also, are yalls toothbrushes exposed to terd air matter at home?
i sh*t in the guest bathroom at home, i dont want to expose the brushes, or heaven forbid get stank on my clothes if the closet door is open in the master.
so if you ever come to my house, enjoy yourself knowing the spectacles that have preceded you, AND you are more than welcome to amenities such as the green chair technology.
so if you ever come to my house, enjoy yourself knowing the spectacles that have preceded you, AND you are more than welcome to amenities such as the green chair technology.
Jetch, what kind of TP do you have stocked. Charmin Extra Soft? If so, I may come over New Years morning, bring my laptop, set the green chair up and game wager while I punish myself for the previous nights ventures. Better your facilities than mine.
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Tell your old lady to have some sandwiches made up and some cookies baking. Daddy's going to need to replenish himself after this battle.
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also, are yalls toothbrushes exposed to terd air matter at home?
we have a toilet closet in our master, so no
And the (thread) circle of life has been completed in only 17 pages.
I love my toilet closet, I'm considering putting a tv on the wall directly in front of me.
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Could you just drop kick the door while sitting, hard enough so that it opens all the way and shut again from the recoil? This would trigger the motion detector.
I like how you're thinking, but I can't reach the door in the cripple stall with my legs. We have a really nice big cripple stall. It's like 400 square feet.
400 SF and the lights automatically go out? Just set up a cot in there and catch you a nice snooze after cleaning up.
That is a niiiiiiiiice sized crapper.
But as for your plight, might I suggest paper airplanes thrown over the stall door?
or these
Or just do a little "remodeling" and stick one of these bad boys on the wall in there....
I'd definitely expense that **** though...
But as for your plight, might I suggest paper airplanes thrown over the stall door?
or these
Or just do a little "remodeling" and stick one of these bad boys on the wall in there....
I'd definitely expense that **** though...
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It's like 400 square feet.
I'm sorry, I do not believe this at all. That is way too big for a HC stall.
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