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A buddy of mine at A&M had one of those dudes that lives in the dorms (RA?) that was "in charge" of making sure the rules were followed.

Apparently this guy was a choade when it came to rules - black and white, no bending. You were either wrong or right and there was no in between.

After most of a semester of his crap, they got tired of it, so most of the floor went somewhere for lunch. When the RA got up to hit the head, one of the other residents, who was a chemistry or biochemistry type major, put a little something in his Dr Pepper. All were assured that it was completely benign and would not harm him in anyway.

The next morning the entire floor was woken up to some gawd-awful, blood curdling screaming from the RA's head. Seems he was pissing a nice royal blue color and freaked the fark out.

I want to say it was something like phenolthalene that was added to his drink, but not sure. The RA hauled it to the Quack Shack and from what I can gather, pretty much didn't speak to a single person on the floor again.
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Walked into the bafroom to our normal toothbrusher doing this thing today...someone finally asked him about it, he said "my dentist said I have to"
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what an idiot
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quote:
"my dentist said I have to"


I bet his Dr. would advise against doing it in a public rr
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post #2000
Dr. Doctor
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schmel,

You intrigued me about this changing pee color.


Apparently this is not an unknown thing.

I kinda want to try some

I am thinking it just goes through you and shouldn't cause harm, but most will say don't try this at home.

~egon
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Dumb FLOs and their neon poo and pee
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I want to say it was something like phenolthalene that was added to his drink, but not sure


CHEMISTRY NERD ALERT

phenolpthalein is an colorless indicator that would turn pink in basic solutions. urine is acidic so it would stay clear

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Thunder18
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had some moss green looking poo this week. looked like baby turtles drowning in the bottom of the bowl
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My favorite poo is the week after st paddys day.
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We had to fire/terminate a Project Manager (one of our contractors) today because he was caught on camera going into bathrooms on different floors (floors that were not occupied) and while in said bathrooms he apparently blasted the place with his excrement and this was a daily occurrence. The conference call between the HR managers about this was quite amusing. They tried to lightly dance around the topic because they were embarrassed about it.

So apparently bad bathroom etiquette can get you fired. You have been warned.


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jetch17
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did you tape said convo?
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Thunder18
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EXCREMENT BLAST!
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I wish this conversation was recorded but alas.... it wasn't. When they called us and told us we had to do it immediately, we thought it was because of pron on his computer or perhaps a sexual harrassment issue. Then they stated using the bathroom excessively.... we said clarify and then they hesitantly told us that he was clogging up all of the toliets during every visit. We chuckled. lol
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schmellba99
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quote:
CHEMISTRY NERD ALERT

phenolpthalein is an colorless indicator that would turn pink in basic solutions. urine is acidic so it would stay clear


Per the link above, it was methylene, not phenoplthalene. I got my "ene" wrong.
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tamulax33
posted 6:40a, 01/13/12



I wish this conversation was recorded but alas.... it wasn't. When they called us and told us we had to do it immediately, we thought it was because of pron on his computer or perhaps a sexual harrassment issue. Then they stated using the bathroom excessively.... we said clarify and then they hesitantly told us that he was clogging up all of the toliets during every visit. We chuckled. lol


I thought the story was going to be about him going to rub one out in the work sh-tter. Very disturbing that they have cameras in your work restrooms monitoring you guys taking a sheet. I'd be a little disturbed about that if I were you.

Side note, one of my sales buddies used to frequent one of the downtown buildings in between client visits all of the time and one time walked in there when a guy was tugging it in the next stall.
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Very disturbing that they have cameras in your work restrooms monitoring you guys taking a sheet. I'd be a little disturbed about that if I were you.
This was onsite at a plant. Where they have cameras in the hallways. He was on floors that weren't occupied so security watched him enter and leave the bathrooms and I am guessing they investigated and/or the cleaning crew complained. It happened for a few months before they finally had to end.

Either way.. we wanted it to be busted for PRON or what you described but were shocked and almost laughing on the phone conversation when it was finally labeled as the reason for termination.


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why not say something to him rather than let it go on for months? especially if it was such a problem that it was worth firing someone over?
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Was he doing it on porpoise or do they have shitty plumbing?
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Almost had a situation today.

Some remodeling work is being done to the building. The vent fan in the men's room had to be disconnected while they complete some of the work.

After lunch (Freebird's), I felt a disturbance in The Force and headed into the middle of the three stalls to deposit an engineer. Thankfully, things progressed quickly so I could escape without being blamed for the Superfund Site-like haze that remained before being associated with the transgression.


Those vent fans are there for a reason and may be one of the more important inventions of the last century.
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February 4: Peehicular Manslaughter

While using urinal and the piss splashes back at you or the guy standing next to you.


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February 5: Super Bowel

A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.

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February 5: Super Bowel

A raucous bowel movement experienced the day after the Super Bowl due to consumption of large amounts of chili, hot wings, and beer.



it's only 9am and i've already made two trips to the can.
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This thread is the ***t
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my hangover just hit me and I recommended that no one go into the bathroom for a few minutes at the office.


I am paying for the 4 day bender I sobered up from today.

It is going to be a LONG day

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Two poos so far.
More in store, I'm sure.
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I just dropped a leg grazer
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Post superbowl, and everyone in my office is trying to avoid sharting themselves.
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This cracked me up on Twitter:

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@pattonoswalt

I'm so hungover right now I need to make an "It Gets Better" video for my *******.

zgood10
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Completed the Super Trifecta ~2:30 pm today
 
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