that thing would have to curl upwards & underneath like a playdough fun factory gone haywire
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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I worked at Target in college and one time we had to close the women's restroom because someone had splattered **** all over the stall. It was on the floor, the stall walls, the toilet. I don't even want to know how you do that.
I almost barfed just typing about it.
I almost barfed just typing about it.
Jetch, something is seriously wrong with you
Hyperexplosive tarry diarrhea?
This thread gets better and better each time I look at it! Good job all!
There is a legendary TexAgs thread about a poster who had said explosiveness at a Home Depot or Lowe's. Pure unfreakinbelievable gold.
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KT_Ag08
posted 10:30a, 12/14/10
Based upon lower leg and arm that chick is easily a 1 on the binary scale.
and the Ryans Steakhouse thread, but that leads to immediate lockdown.
Oh, as I was laughing about this last night my SO wanted to know what was so funny so I had her read it. Now, instead of just thinking of TA as my "creepy online friends" she now thinks we were all sick and disgusting.
Musta been before my time.
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she now thinks we were all sick and disgusting.
We unfortunately are all of these things.
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and the Ryans Steakhouse thread, but that leads to immediate lockdown.
That must have been it! Why a lockdown?? I probably don't have to think too hard given the comments on this thread.
WESTICLES: I pmed you the story.
[This message has been edited by tamulax33 (edited 12/14/2010 11:25a).]
[This message has been edited by tamulax33 (edited 12/14/2010 11:25a).]
If this thread gets locked I am going to be pissed!
GD it! Send that story in a PM or something. Do NOT get this locked.
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she now thinks we were all sick and disgusting
You say that like there's something wrong with it.
Oh, and thanks, lax33.
Every time I see 'lax' posted in this thread I start to giggle like a little school girl.
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she now thinks we were all sick and disgusting
You say that like there's something wrong with it.
No, I think of it as a badge of honor. I was just depressed. She has such a sick since of humor I thought she would think it was funny as well.
Got to read it again, thanks
There are some folks that I work whose breath smells like a rotting dead fish shat in some funk nasty yogurt.
I regularly offer them chewing gum to mask this breath of undead corpse but to no avail.
If it would help at all with the breath stank, I would have no problem with them brushing their teeth in the restroom. Maybe I could offer some of 79's wisps...
I regularly offer them chewing gum to mask this breath of undead corpse but to no avail.
If it would help at all with the breath stank, I would have no problem with them brushing their teeth in the restroom. Maybe I could offer some of 79's wisps...
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Arminius
posted 11:42a, 12/14/10
There are some folks that I work whose breath smells like a rotting dead fish shat in some funk nasty yogurt.
I regularly offer them chewing gum to mask this breath of undead corpse but to no avail.
If it would help at all with the breath stank, I would have no problem with them brushing their teeth in the restroom. Maybe I could offer some of 79's wisps...
That reminds me of one of the greatest Seinfeld episodes of all time - The Merv Griffin Show with Lou Filerman, the sidler.
ELAINE: Yes, Lou. you've got a lot going for you. You're...um...you're spontaneous. You're symmetrical. You're uh...you're very quick, aren't y'a? It's just that your...
LOU: My dead tooth?
ELAINE: No. Your. <breathes>
LOU: My breath?
ELAINE: Eechh.
LOU: What can I do?
ELAINE: Well, you should never ever go anywhere without these. <Tic Tacs>
LOU: Thanks, Elaine. You're such a super lady!
what about binaca? i cant... my cankers.
ELAINE: Lou! In here! We have to talk.
LOU: Oh, right.
ELAINE: No, stop it! Bad voodoo. You gotta stop using these.
LOU: Why?
ELAINE: Because they're turning your teeth green?
LOU: I only buy the white ones.
ELAINE: Okay...well then your teeth are green for a different reason. Just stop carrying these, okay? Just...just mouth wash.
LOU: I can't. It burns my cankers.
ELAINE: Binacca?
LOU: Again.
ELAINE: Right, right, cankers. Um, I got it! Chew gum!
LOU: I hate gum. The only guy I ever liked came with the Mickey Mouse gumball machine. They stopped making that about 20 years ago.
ELAINE: Well, stinky, this is your lucky day.
LOU: Oh, right.
ELAINE: No, stop it! Bad voodoo. You gotta stop using these.
LOU: Why?
ELAINE: Because they're turning your teeth green?
LOU: I only buy the white ones.
ELAINE: Okay...well then your teeth are green for a different reason. Just stop carrying these, okay? Just...just mouth wash.
LOU: I can't. It burns my cankers.
ELAINE: Binacca?
LOU: Again.
ELAINE: Right, right, cankers. Um, I got it! Chew gum!
LOU: I hate gum. The only guy I ever liked came with the Mickey Mouse gumball machine. They stopped making that about 20 years ago.
ELAINE: Well, stinky, this is your lucky day.
there should be a warning at the top of this thread to not read while eating lunch. You will simultaneously laugh your ass off and lose your appetite!
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tamulax33
posted 11:20a, 12/14/10
WESTICLES: I pmed you the story.
Thanks! That's probably one of the best **** stories I've ever read. Very well written too.
oh hell yeah, the cleaning cart is currently docked at the entrance. Looks like a mad dash for the blue bowl will be happening shortly
Xanadoo!
And that's why jetch is the Tine board MVP
i just can't stand when you snag the stall in the corner, and some dude comes and sits in the one next you when there's multiple open bays.
Does anyone bring TP from home or even a travel pack of wet wipes? Our toilet paper feels like it is made of recycled sandpaper and razor blades and I am getting tired of abusing my balloon knot.
I'm lucky I live across the street from work. For an extra two minute walk (99% of the time it works out fine as long as I didn't eat some crazy food) I can sit in the comfort of my own place and dump freely without having to hear fatties make god awful noises next to me.
I had a coworker that would purposefully tap his foot to make the other sheeters uncomfortable (this was after that politician got caught doing that a while back). That or he really was interested.
I had a coworker that would purposefully tap his foot to make the other sheeters uncomfortable (this was after that politician got caught doing that a while back). That or he really was interested.
there was a thread on rivalries about wet wipes a few years back...not only was it similar to this one in being incredibly hilarious, but also changed my outlook on post-grogan cleanliness forever
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And that's why jetch is the Tine board MVP
Even after rolling late at the Texans game last night, he's all over TexAgs since first thing this a.m.
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