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TX87JL09
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2:32p, 2/21/11
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Does anyone ever get concerned that when you wear a short sleeve shirt to work and you go to the bathroom to lay a fudge dragon... you might end up having big red marks on your forearms??? I do.

If someone sees that they definitely know what it means right?

[This message has been edited by TX87JL09 (edited 2/21/2011 2:35p).]
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4:25p, 2/21/11
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It means you need to quit wiping your ass with your forearm and go get a colonoscopy.
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5:17p, 2/21/11
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Is it bad that my last 4 dumps have smelled like stale mothballs? It's been very unpleasant.


Meh, I typically have at least once piss per day which smells like coffee. Maybe I need to cut back a bit.
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7:17a, 2/22/11
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Geezus H F'n Popsicle. I am out of town for a week or two and come back to HBCanine deciding to try and use his fist as a ****ing human poop whisk?

Just when I thought this thread was going to die out, my brethren of the tine board come breath new and improved life into it.
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7:40a, 2/22/11
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quote:
Does anyone ever get concerned that when you wear a short sleeve shirt to work and you go to the bathroom to lay a fudge dragon... you might end up having big red marks on your forearms??? I do.

If someone sees that they definitely know what it means right?

I for one have no clue how you'd end up with big red marks on your forearms and have no idea what it could mean. I am almost scared to ask. But please, elaborate.
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7:53a, 2/22/11
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i think that's a result of a slouching posture on the john, and resting your forearms on your legs while playing angry birds.
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7:55a, 2/22/11
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quote:
Does anyone ever get concerned that when you wear a short sleeve shirt to work and you go to the bathroom to lay a fudge dragon... you might end up having big red marks on your forearms??? I do.

If someone sees that they definitely know what it means right?

After reading this a dozen times it finally clicked what the hell they are talking about.

Red marks on your forearms from leaning on your legs playing with your phone for too long...
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8:01a, 2/22/11
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Bwahahahahah! Not once did that ever dawn on me. Then again, I'm not ashamed of my bathroom activities. There is no hiding what I do in there as pretty much everyone at my office is familiar with my bathroom habits.
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11:05a, 2/22/11
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I just like the "legs fall asleep from playing too long" feeling.

And I usually get the red marks on my upper thighs. So if you are seeing that, I think I have a few more issues at hand.

~egon
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11:07a, 2/22/11
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Doctor- check your forearms next time... you might be surprised with what you find.

Just downloaded Fragger today. I'm pretty pumped about it. More to come after about 1:30...
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12:06p, 2/22/11
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loaded up on a sam's deli diner mushroom and swiss with onion rings.
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1:06p, 2/22/11
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I just set my subway free...my normal secret bathroom was occupied so I had to change my routine
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2:02p, 2/22/11
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This is a true story that happened less than 10 minutes ago:

I go to the 6th floor bathroom (even though I work on the 5th floor) because I wanted some privacy. I really really hate worrying about the guy next to me. So I go do send my PF Changs to it's watery grave and obviously bust out my newly acquired fragger... which is very good although i still prefer angry birds (I did only download the free version). I'm starting to get things going when low and behold, someone comes in and starts brushing their teeth... It took every fiber in my body (pun intended) to keep from laughing out loud.

Anyway, I just had to post it on here because it involves almost everything i've read in this thread.
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10:48p, 2/22/11
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6:23a, 2/23/11
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In Amarrilo airport this morning at 5am. Only 1 bathroom past security and I am growing a tail. Hit the head and there are 3 stalls and some jackwagon is in the middle one! Why would you do that - handy was open - we could have had 1 degee of stall separation - but NO. Was this a ploy to keep the room to himself? If so it worked cause I exited and waited....


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7:13a, 2/23/11
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Fromm that list, I've experienced the black poo (Pepto-Bismol) and green poo (happened to eat a lot of salad that week) but never any of the rest of the colors of the rainbow. Thank Gawd.
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7:22a, 2/23/11
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I am currently just waiting you unleash Hell on earth. Hit up Phil's Texas BBQ last night and took thier 2Lb burger challenge. Took me 20 minutes to force that bad boy down and it may have been the stupidest thing I've done in a while. usmcaggie73 made it about 3/4 through his and another buddy tapped out half way. Been looking forward to passing this food baby since my last bite, but have had nothing but false alarms.
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7:38a, 2/23/11
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12:37p, 2/23/11
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I hope your bathroom has tall ceilings.
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1:28p, 2/23/11
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Let us know what it scores on the Couric scale
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11:52a, 2/24/11
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update
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11:55a, 2/24/11
Here I sit broken hearted?

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12:02p, 2/24/11
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tried to s*** but only farted
then one day I took a chance
tried to fart and s*** my pants

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12:11p, 2/24/11
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he's probably still trying to push that SOB out.

probably similar to passing a kidney stone the size of a watermelon.
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12:42p, 2/24/11
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Actually, I've been very disappointed. Figured a burger like that would leave me with a monster concrete turd, but sadly I have yet to have a good solid ****. At first I thought the burger itself engulfed my entire stomach and pushed all the stomach acid out because I was ****ting nothing but burning liquid, but that was probably the evil from my weekend on Bourbon Street coming out. I'm scared that it's just moving at a snails pace and is gonna creep up on me when I least expect it. Either that or my digestive system doesn't **** around and just liquified it.
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1:07p, 2/24/11
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it'll hit right about the time you get into a cookoff tent and sit down to eat
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1:36p, 2/24/11
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A good plate of brisket, ribs and beans is always good to lube your ass hole up and allow last nights fling to ravage.
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1:56p, 2/24/11
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I ate an entire jimmy john's sandwich and chips for lunch. Just ate a slice of double pizza. I feel the pain comin soon.
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2:02p, 2/24/11
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what is double pizza?
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3:45p, 2/24/11
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Double dave's maybe?!? I'm just speculating...
or we talking like KFC chicken double with two slices together like a pizza sandwich?
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3:46p, 2/24/11
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either way let's not go stickin our hands in nobody's business(or your's in this case), if you know what I mean
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3:55p, 2/24/11
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its always good to lube your ass hole up and allow last nights fling to ravage.
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4:04p, 2/24/11
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it was like a pizza stacked on top of another pizza with cheese in between. I didn't know what to call it. Someone ordered it here. I have also had a slice of pecan pie since. I am just waiting to erupt.
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