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Lunch teeth brushers at work

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flipper
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Yeah, I wouldn't eat anything out of there.

The extra weird part was that it wasn't just one apple. She had a bag full.
rschoelman
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Catch
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Latest profile pic. Me pooping....

jetch17
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Bawss
TX87JL09
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She might as well have been washing those apples in the actual toilet bowl.

[This message has been edited by Tx87jl09 (edited 3/24/2012 3:07p).]
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Catch
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Yeah STS, that's actually been the running joke for today. Thinking I'm just gonna go full on 'Dude' and start going out dressed like him regularly just for ****s and grins.
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I just stumbled upon this thread and now I'm in tears laughing. I'm amazed that you can get 60+ pages of thread off of some random-ass tangent. Gonna go ahead and save it so I can stumble upon this buried treasure again in the future.
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How bad (on a scale of 1-10) would it be for me to trim my fingernails whilst blowing mud? 1= turrible, 10= thoed. Assume I will leave the clippings on the floor for the cleaning staff to dispose of this evening. I need your input, ASAP, waiting until I get home to cut them is not an option.
Westicles
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I see nothing wrong with this at all. In fact, I see more wrong with NOT doing this.
schmellba99
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No problem with multi tasking by trimming nails while laying some cable. Just make sure you don't get a stray flier that lands in your pubes, because odds are that when you stood up, it would act like velcro and rip one of them out, thereby causing serious pain. That would suck.
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I regularly clean/trim my toenails whilst groganing at home.

That's just like my opinion...man.
TX87JL09
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I did this yesterday. I'm glad to know that I'm in good company.
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ive never read this thread before.....plan on printing this out and reading it on the flight ive got coming up
ChipFTAC01
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How the hell does one clip your toenails while seated on the can? That's some contortionist action taking away from good groganing positioning.

And surely we aren't talking about taking off one's shoes in a public bathroom, are we?
Westicles
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Sounds like someone can't bend down far enough? Belly too big?
Texaggie7nine
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Am I the only one that likes to bite their toenails while on the crapper?

zap
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Sounds like someone can't bend down far enough? Belly too big?


I'm not too keen on lowering my nose and mouth closer to ground zero.
ChipFTAC01
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I could bend down and clip them or put my leg up on my other one, but I don't think that either of those are conducive to poopy time.
TX87JL09
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Just coiled rope here at work and in the process built a city of 83k people in a budding metropolis on SimCity for iPhone.

Not bad eh?
htxag09
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I was actually just thinking about this thread, I thought it died in the recent massacre of the Tine board.

But back to why I thought of it...the office just switched from some glorious tp to the sandpaper cr** that is a sad excuse for tp. It's been a rough week.

[This message has been edited by htxag09 (edited 4/13/2012 10:48a).]
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Thunder18
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ban check
TX87JL09
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If TexAgs deletes this thread...
tamulax33
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I <3 this thread.
Splitag
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Just to be a part of history. I'm anti work teeth brushers for the record!
StillNotAnAggie
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Joining in.

Saw a guy come out of the crapper, wash his hands and then proceed to brush his teeth with his fingers in the process. He was really getting in there. I had to stop myself from gagging as I quickly washed my hands and made my way out of the restroom. That is just gross.
CATAGBQ04
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There's a dude in my office that walks in to the first stall, pees, turns around and walks right back out.

Doesn't flush, doesn't wash hands.

It's odd...
tamulax33
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Our admin is dating a guy in our building that does the same thing. When she's out sick I think it has something to do with his poor hygiene.
CATAGBQ04
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I think this guy is just afraid of social interaction in the bathroom...
Caliber
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What about adults who flush the urinals with their foot, In other words, high kicking it b/c the dude is short and then rinsing hands with just water and leaving?

Why don't you just use your hands to pull the handle and then use some damn soap?
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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/wes-welker-larry-izzo-once-got-game-ball-150601138.html;_ylt=A2KJjbwTTqRPwFsAloVNbK5_

How about receiving game ball for taking care of business on the sidelines of an NFL game?
Bondag
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http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutdown-corner/wes-welker-larry-izzo-once-got-game-ball-150601138.html;_ylt=A2KJjbwTTqRPwFsAloVNbK5_

How about receiving game ball for taking care of business on the sidelines of an NFL game?


Heard about this one yesterday. My first though is where did he do is? What was the groundskeepers reaction when he found it?
texasaggie2015
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I regularly clean/trim my toenails whilst groganing at home.

That's just like my opinion...man.


You and me both.
txagbq2009
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There was a guy in my police academy class that would regularly brush his teeth in the bathroom.. worst part about it is there are homeless people that we have to kick out all the time because they go in and completely destroy the bathroom. Seriously, there is no worse poo than homeless poo
 
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