Great thread, wish I'd seen it sooner. Some of yall really are nancies.
As a side note. I've never used a seat cover and never known any man to use one. I'm serious. We called them ass gaskets when I was at A&M. But I'm intrigued, I'll enter a brave new world the next time I poop in public area.
I worked with some animals on commercial fishing boats. Nothing was sacred, especially something as hilarious as feces.
On Vietnamese fishing boats, we kept stack of newspapers in galley. When you needed to poop, you took two pages and went on deck. You spread one on floor and hovered over it like a housecat, then wiped with other. When done, you just balled it all up and threw it overboard. If guys were on deck working (about 16hrs/day) then you just pooped in full view. Didn't matter if guys were eating either. Bombs away.
In Alaska, I worked on larger boat where pooping was contact sport. It was perfectly legit to dump bucket of water on people who were pooping. Guys would routinely fish their turds out of bowl. Then hold them under stall divider to show you. Eventually that morphed into guys carrying around their poop, to show them to other guys. Unfortunately, that evolved into throwing it at unsuspecting victims. Pretty funny stuff, as long you weren't a target.
