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Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 10 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
The day after Christmas production was pretty epic yesterday morning.
Besides the fact that I ate too much on Sunday and ate quite a few things I normally don't eat, my neighbors brought a basket full of home baked goodies.
One of the treats is some sort of rum ball. If you even feel like you might need to go in a little while, eat just one of those things and it is like fueling the potato cannon with some Aqua Net.
When I got done, I felt like Mars Blackmon:
Besides the fact that I ate too much on Sunday and ate quite a few things I normally don't eat, my neighbors brought a basket full of home baked goodies.
One of the treats is some sort of rum ball. If you even feel like you might need to go in a little while, eat just one of those things and it is like fueling the potato cannon with some Aqua Net.
When I got done, I felt like Mars Blackmon:
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Look, Ma! I can fly!
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I had chili, with beans, for two nights in a row.
Holy cow! The video links on the other page have some real winners:
The Turd Cutter (NSFW warning)
The Comfort Wipe
Put down your iPongs, stop playing Fragger or Angry Birds and start inventing stupid crap while you are on the crapper. The idiots who invented the poo trap and the forever lazy are probably laughing their way to the bank (and bathroom) and back and probably don't even use their respective 'inventions'...
The Turd Cutter (NSFW warning)
The Comfort Wipe
Put down your iPongs, stop playing Fragger or Angry Birds and start inventing stupid crap while you are on the crapper. The idiots who invented the poo trap and the forever lazy are probably laughing their way to the bank (and bathroom) and back and probably don't even use their respective 'inventions'...
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it is like fueling the potato cannon with some Aqua Net
Greatness.
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My senior year in the Corps my buddy and I taped up a legal pad to the wall of the Senior stall... We called it the "Stink Pad." It was a place where we could write the random thought we had while taking a dump. One time we started a story where each time someone came into the stall they would write down one line to continue the story. It ended up being about 2 pages long. It was such a big hit in the dorm that our buddies would come from all parts of the dorm to write on the stink pad to add their notes and thoughts. When someone was in the stall people often waited till said stall opened up or go in the next stall and have the person add what you want to be added.... This tradition still continues on our facebook group but it is now called the "Virtual Stink pad" and we edit a google document
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i bet that pad had more germs on it than the toothbrush profiled in this thread.
And yet, their "Pink Pad" remains empty to this day.
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My senior year in the Corps my buddy and I taped up a legal pad to the wall of the Senior stall... We called it the "Stink Pad." It was a place where we could write the random thought we had while taking a dump. One time we started a story where each time someone came into the stall they would write down one line to continue the story. It ended up being about 2 pages long. It was such a big hit in the dorm that our buddies would come from all parts of the dorm to write on the stink pad to add their notes and thoughts. When someone was in the stall people often waited till said stall opened up or go in the next stall and have the person add what you want to be added.... This tradition still continues on our facebook group but it is now called the "Virtual Stink pad" and we edit a google document
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After a stellar weekend of eating and drinking at my friend's ranch, I literally just dropped an 18" monster at work. The worst part is it gave my leg a little love tap on the way down. Needless to say I think I just lost a solid 10 pounds.
the trots, i has it.
All I can say is I just finished up and was thrilled there was no blood when I wiped. That ****er hurt coming out. Could've sworn I tore something. I much prefer my soft, loose and watery shits.
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I had the trots NYE and NYD then on NYD+1 I had a terd black as night. I am going on the wagon for a few days.
yeah i gotta dry out & detox after the holidays. the booze/crapfood combo has taken a toll on my GI as well as a spare tire.
No beer for me until Friday. I'm all worn (and shatted) out.
im on a weekends only booze rule for a while.
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I feel you Drumma. I was at the Clinic yesterday when thn chick opened up. I had a stomach virus, severe head cold and pink eye in both eyes amongst other things. Yesterday sucked
FWA, sounds like a severe case of the AIDs. What stripper were you with???
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pink eye in both eyes
She fart in your face?
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The worst part is it gave my leg a little love tap on the way down.
Laughing/Crying face.
You ever dropped a grogan that was so relieving, you swear you saw visions like native americans used to see when they would starve themselves for a month, hit the peyote and sit on a campfire?
Mystic is a good description.
Mystic is a good description.
Has anyone ever used a flocculation log? Some guy just tried to sell me one and I am a little skeptical. He made a lot of promises and claimed it almost had magic powers. Each one is custom made for the situation. Seemed too good to be true.
WTF is a flocculation log?
I know what flocculation is, because I'm building a 5mgd surface water treatment plant with floculation for the raw water, but a flocc log?
I know what flocculation is, because I'm building a 5mgd surface water treatment plant with floculation for the raw water, but a flocc log?
Oversimplified answer is a "magnet" you drop in the path of storm water runoff to attract suspended materials in the water.
Posted here because is sounds like the thing half the board does before they post on this thread.
Posted here because is sounds like the thing half the board does before they post on this thread.
Ahhh.
Black magic and voo-do is all they are. Waste of money.
Black magic and voo-do is all they are. Waste of money.
Lunch teeth brusher at work yesterday,actually brushed his teeth twice in a row. Double the poo particles for that guy.
it appears that someone has sprayed something the color of Sunkist all over the back of the toilet bowl this morning.
good lord, neon orange buttmud?
yeah, pretty much. also similar to that weird orange grease you see when you cook chorizo.
Speaking of colors, I scared myself damn near to death last weekend when I finished up and the toilet was blood red. Totally forgot about my Cherry slushie and Twizzlers I had at the movies. At least I hope one of those was the culprit.
Not as cool as blue poo from Blue Coconut sno cones
or... Route 44 Oceanwater
we had to take menengitis pills in high school when one of the guys in our class got it and pissed/shat dark orange for a few days.
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