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Lunch teeth brushers at work

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MouthBQ98
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Speaking of classic dumps:

1. Campgrond pit toilet
2. Airport bathroom
3. Middle of nowhere hiking, and with no TP.
4. Truck stop that isn't a Bucky's.
5. Ghettastic 7/11 where the crapper is on the back side of the store outside.
6. Paying customers only dump
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7. "Hang your azz over the side of the boat in the middle of the lake" dump
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Cromagnum
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8. Perform a Red October in the lake by dooking underwater and letting nature decide if it floats or sinks.
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buccees doesnt allow big trucks

hth
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quote:
it was groundhog day down below and we were checking for a winter shadow every few seconds


Blue parachute.
txagbq2009
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Worst for me was backpacking for 2 weeks at Philmont Scout Ranch in New Mexico... Here are the type of toilets you can find (thanks to Wikipedia)

Several campsites also share a latrine or toilet. Philmont latrines have the possibility of housing spiders below the seat, which is why campers are encouraged to remove possible pests on the underside of the boards with a stick. The latrines come in numerous configurations, but all of them are for excrement only, and are not to be urinated in, in order to reduce smell:

The open-air style with two adjacent seats is affectionately called the "pilot to copilot" design; this results from the joking conversation which often takes place between two campers using the toilet simultaneously.

The other open-air configuration, called the "pilot to bombardier", is generally preferred because its two seats are back-to-back and offer somewhat more privacy than the "pilot to copilot".

Occasionally a "single pilot" - one open-air seat — may be found.

The enclosed configuration, with walls and a red roof, is known as the Red Roof Inn. Older Red Roof Inns contain two adjacent seats and no door, while newer models have two back-to-back seats, with a wall between.
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Philmont was awesome for pooping. I went 3 times and the best is the National Forest north of the camp.

NO structures can be built. So instead of "Red roof inns" and the wonderful box "pilot/copilot" latrines (really just a wooden box with 1 or 2 holes to sit), you had to dig/find your own place to poop.

One of the best sites we had had 3 trees close together. One to lean on while going, and the other two to hold onto so you didn't fall into your own hole and mess. One branch was right at the right height to hold the TP.

Oh and then do this when it is raining on you.


We had one kid on the first go round not go for like 3-4 days. We were hiking and forced us to stop. I saw him run, wait about 4 minutes and then skip. Yes, skip back. Apparently high protein, high fat, high sugar diets can plug a man up and also cause you to gain a little weight. He lost about an inch on the belt; he showed us the "before" and "after" settings.

~egon
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Reply #1900.

Excellent work by everyone who revived this thread.
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Here I sit, cheeks a-flexin',
Giving birth to another Texan.



Nice little Pooh poem page
sts7049
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quote:
When the cops are on your trail,
And you have a monkey tail,
Diarrhea, diarrhea!


sts7049
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bump because post-thanksgiving movements are some of the most satisfying. it takes a couple days for the pounds of turkey, stuffing, yams, etc to work themselves through the system.
jetch17
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man ive been draggin cable for a couple of days now
KDubAg
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Dropping the Cosby's off at the pool as I type.
Catch
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Man! Why'd y'all have to bring this one back up now??? I'm so depressed now knowing my fellow Tiner's are still out there pooping at work while I am now forced to hold it in until I get to the bar.

This is the current state of my bathroom..


You'll notice that they boarded up the hole where the toilet was so I can't even sneak a quick piss in.
jetch17
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someone really should drop a steamer on top of that board to prove a point.
Vernada
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I'd be too worried about slipping, impaling myself on those rusty screws and ending up with ass tetanus.
Cromagnum
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Not about teethbrushing, but about grogans and revenge...

http://early-onset-of-night.tumblr.com/post/13348728615/tattoo-artist-ryan-fitzgerald-from-dayton-oh-was

Catch
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Ha!
A buddy posted that stoy on my facebook yesterday because he knows how much I love tattoos and poop.
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This thread popped into my head this morning as I left an anaconda in the shitter at the jobsite trailer.

I knew I should have courtesy flushed, but was afraid of cloggage and tea bagging the boys in crap infused water.

The shitter is still out of order. I'm somewhat proud of that feat to be honest.
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Holy crap, was just coming back to my desk to bump this thread due to new experiences with the lunch teeth brusher...

As I turned the corned into our restroom I saw the infamous lunch bathroom teeth brusher and no sooner did I see them that it hit me. Worst bathroom smell that I've ever experienced. I was shocked enough to actually say "Oh MY GOD" out loud... and yet the teeth brusher was still there as someone was still actively destroying the toilet. I left.

Kudos to you whoever managed that while the teeth brusher was there!
Cromagnum
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That last story reminds me of Eddie Murphy in The Nutty Professor..."you're breath smells so bad people look forward to your farts".

You KNOW that has to be a nasty feeling to know that all those poo particles are getting in your mouth as you brush.
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So I just got done with my daily post lunch dump, and as I walk into the rest room there is a guy standing at the sink counter with his tooth brush LAYING on the counter with his tooth paste next to it, and he is flossing his teeth and carrying on a conversation with a guy that is dropping a load off in one of the stalls. I go into the handiecrapper and do my business while these two just keep carrying on.
They were talking about work, so I am guessing they were at their desk and one guy said, "hey man I really got to take a ****." and the other must have said, "don't worry I need to brush my teeth, lets take this to the rest room."
Just when you think you have seen it all....
Catch
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Interesting Ad at the bottom of this page.

http://www.dignitymatters.com/?gclid=CJaD47uW7qwCFZJY7Aodjw89QA
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quote:
"hey man I really got to take a ****." and the other must have said, "don't worry I need to brush my teeth, lets take this to the rest room."
Milwaukees Best Light
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I saw a tooth brusher at a Love's truck stop on Monday.
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So glad this thread got bumped!
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MouthBQ98
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Well, the truckers gotta brush somewhere, since they live in a truck...
strohag
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Well I had myself a nice Christian's Tailgate burger last night fully loaded with green chiles, jalapenos, and had them make the patty with fire (additional fresh jalapenos, and hot sauce). Just dropped one rather fiery Cosby kid off at the pool.
sts7049
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i just walked in on a guy brushing his teeth WHILE pissing at the urinal.
gougler08
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^^

no ****ing way...
David_Puddy
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WTF!
sts7049
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when i walked in he tried to hide it like he knew it was wrong.
 
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