don't break that wax seal
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 9 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
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Hope he didn't eat finger foods for weeks after that experience.
all I kept thinking was "gawd I hope he didn't try to finger-bang her that night"
I'm with you, I was wondering how far he got with her that night too. Gives a new meaning to "one in the stink".
We kept seeing each other for a while after that night. Not sure if I got lucky that night though. That incident will forever be in my mind until I die.
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And unfortunately, probably mine too.
why have i ignored this thread for so long??
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And unfortunately, probably mine too.
Not like me. I think being 20 and dating a 30 year old pushed me to do it. I didn't wanna f-that situation up. Good thing I didn't.
Good call, because any woman that ends a relationship because the man needed a plunger is a winner.
***t happens.
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Missed some gold yesterday
everytime i think this thread is losing steam, along comes another story
Hilton Americas 2nd floor gets my grog-plop of approval.
The Kenny G muzak is a nice touch, as well.
The Kenny G muzak is a nice touch, as well.
In August last year, I went to friends house, and she had a grocery bag full of rice on her kitchen counter. She said there was an iPhone in the bag. Apparently she dropped said phone, which was brand new, in a port-a-potty in Austin. She was set to leave it, but a friend of hers took a bag to cover her hand, reached down through the hole and groped around until she found it. The girl I know put it in a bag and tried to take it back to the Apple store to try to exchange it. She told them what happened, and they told her oh hell no. So she had put the phone in rice to get the moisture out and was planning to try again at a different store. I don't know if she ever got them to take it back or not.
there's a moisture indicator that turns red when an iphone, etc. gets wet. so even if it's dry, they can tell.
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GEORGE: Yes, I, uh, I need to return this book.
CASHIER: (Puts the book's code into the computer) I'm sorry, we can't take this book back.
GEORGE: Why not?
CASHIER: It's been flagged.
GEORGE: (Confused) Flagged?
CASHIER: It's been in the bathroom.
GEORGE: It says that on the computer?
CASHIER: Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.
I knew there was a reason I don't buy "refurbished" items....
~egon
~egon
Is it bad that my last 4 dumps have smelled like stale mothballs? It's been very unpleasant.
you're preserving yourself from the inside out
Hell hath no fury like what I'm releasing at work right now. Yes I'm basking in the ****ty glow of pure man deposit upon this glorious throne.
Amazing how this thread has gone from "I can't believe people brush their teeth in the office restroom" to "I make it a point of pride to drink beer/drink scotch/drag in green office chairs for use as a lap top desk/play iPhone games/poop myself in Thailand/shove my arm up to the elbow into a feces-filled toilet" in a matter of weeks.
By no means am I complaining, as I have found every step on this journey to be immensely entertaining. Ain't TexAgs grand?
By no means am I complaining, as I have found every step on this journey to be immensely entertaining. Ain't TexAgs grand?
I think this thread may have turned the shark when a guy admitted to doing the "human plunger"... twice
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turned the shark
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jumped the page?
This thread will "jump the shark" when someone posts a grainy cell phone pic of their "masterpiece".
Does any body else have a problem with graffiti dumps?
is that leaving skids on the walls of the bowl?
i like leaving my 'tag' for my old lady to encounter on her next visit.
i like leaving my 'tag' for my old lady to encounter on her next visit.
Yeah I've been tagging the bowl almost every time I go lately and I'm getting pissed about it.
The best is when you can get a complete brown spiral crayon mark around the sides as the hanky makes it's journey down
I think I can almost smell this thread now...
Do you try to power wash the skid marks off next time you take a piss? I think it's a must, but maybe I'm just easily amused
everybody ready for the porta-cans at the cookoff this weekend?
I might have just been pranked in the bathroom.
Set up: two urnials, two s*itters (1 handi).
Story:
I was a the urinal closest to the door (tall one) and 1 guy was in the handi stall. Another dude walks in whistling and pulls up next to me in the shorter urinal.. I don't know the name of the song being whistled but... it was familiar. Anyway, I then heard the guy in the stall start humming along with this song as the guy is whistling. I am finishing up my routine before heading to wash my hands and all of a sudden. One of them starts using real words.... freaking singing. I left asap but had to come and write it down before that strange incident was lost in my mind forever.
Set up: two urnials, two s*itters (1 handi).
Story:
I was a the urinal closest to the door (tall one) and 1 guy was in the handi stall. Another dude walks in whistling and pulls up next to me in the shorter urinal.. I don't know the name of the song being whistled but... it was familiar. Anyway, I then heard the guy in the stall start humming along with this song as the guy is whistling. I am finishing up my routine before heading to wash my hands and all of a sudden. One of them starts using real words.... freaking singing. I left asap but had to come and write it down before that strange incident was lost in my mind forever.
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