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The next time you go back to CS, go to that new(ish) Chemical Engineering building across from Zachary. Go to the first floor bathroom and go to the last stall. That ****er is easily 100-200 SF and large enough for a nice 5 piece bedroom set.

That building opened my senior year and I would go out of my way to go take dumps there.
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3rd floor MSC. RIP.
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I come to this thread daily to get a good laugh, however, I'm finding it is sensitizing me to all things "bathroom".

I'm staying with my BIL and SIL in a small place in Chicago. They have a very, very small bathroom. They keep their sonic toothbrush, with brush attachments exposed, on the back of their toilet. So, this week, they've had no less than 6 dumps and 15 pisses taken in this toilet that their brushes sit atop. Their are no doubt millions of microscopic pee and sh-t bubbles touching these brushes daily.
I almost vomit each time I look at them
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we have a toilet closet in our master


+1

If not, the dentation brushers would be in a medicine cabinet otherwise they would be exposed to
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no doubt millions of microscopic pee and **** bubbles touching these brushes daily.


Shet the door or cover 'em up!
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There always has to be one. Of course the cripple stall is not 400 square feet. I was being... exuberant. It's probably more like 100. It's about 12 x 8. Still, way too big to reach the door with your feet.
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Perhaps one of you learned folk can help me with my problem.

Recently, eco-nazis invaded my place of work and installed motion-detecting light switches on timers. The lights come on when you enter the room, but I recently discovered that they go off after fifteen minutes, leaving you to clean up by the light of your iphone and get out into the common regions of the bathroom to set the lights back on before somebody enters and discovers your shame in the dark.

I thought I had hit upon a solution by stapling a technical note to a yardstick, allowing me to wave it back and forth above the stall divider, but it was to no avail, as the sensor seems to focus on an elevation of approximately mid-torso. Also, I drew strange looks as I carried my feat of engineering into the bathroom.


I had hoped you would have read the entire thread and gotten some inspiration from the Post-It(R) Note and paperclip idea but my hope was in vain. Fellow Ags applaud your attempt to trick the light sensor.

Not having much to do today at work, what McGuyver-inspired possibilities can we send from the bling bathrooms of Houston to the capacious commodes in WV?

Evidently, during your Angry Bird sessions, there is no traffic in the bathroom to sustain or satisfy the sensor. Also, your yardstick and technical paper solution attracts too much unwanted attention. So, without worrying about trip hazards how to develop a solution that avoids embarrassment? The first is slightly faster to set up, so here goes.

You will need some stout thread like upholstery thread or perhaps some kite string - at least enough to go from the door/light switch/sensor to the throne of choice. Next you will need a Post-It(R) Note, the ones that are three inches square as well as some tape.

Take the sticky note and put it vertically along the edge of the light sensor's plate so that the majority of the note is over the sensor. The adhesive part should be applied so that it is nearer the stall. Tape the loose end of the string or thread to the sticky near the far edge away from the adhesive:



Pay out the thread as you stroll (or trot) to the stall of choice. When the lights go out, gently jerk the string after taking out the slack - think of the wings of a caged zebra finch or, for the Outdoors Board types, the lilt of a submerged bait/lure. Lights should come back on.

The great thing about Post-It(R) Note is that it is easy/fast to set up and you can yank and roll onto the spool of thread/string in case someone walks in. It all fits in to your pocket before and after and doesn't pose a trip hazard unless Mr. Puniverse works in your office.

In case the sticky note 'n' string method doesn't work, this second idea should work since the sensor will have something bigger waving in front of it. You can use the tape and string/thread but you'll need to plan ahead. Also, you might get even stranger looks than with the yard stick...




Granted it will take more time to set up Bozo the Bop Bag and I'll leave it up to your imagination on how to smuggle the rascal into the gents as well as hide him in your cubicle or men's room when not needed...

Good luck and Happy New Year!
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Vernada
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bravo
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Westicles
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Bozo the Bop Bag
Vernada
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Oh, this first grog of 2011 is going to be nassssty.
jetch17
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sorry i missed the festivities last night, or i have a feeling mine would be MUCH worse off.
sts7049
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the combination of chicken wings, queso, chocolate chip cookies, egg rolls, italian sausage, and booze make for a rough start. i could have filled a hot air balloon with the gas i had last night
Vernada
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my own aroma made me gag earlier. first grog is still brewing
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Round #1 of 2011!

I'm currently mid-growler wearing a little cone new year hat, blaring a noisemaker, and throwing pop-pops on the floor.
Vernada
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#1 #2 of 2011 is 'in the bag'. although with nowhere near the fanfare of jetch's dook. mine was unceremoniously pushed out while playing fragger in the guest bathroom.

it was plenty nast

Catch
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Drinkin a Kalua & coffee while droppin a dook & posting on TexAgs. HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!
TXAGFAN
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Encountered some of these when purchasing a home earlier this year. Anyone fess up to owning one? We saw a really great house, but was impossible to get over the poop sprayer lol.



Vernada
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very common outside the us
Vernada
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Oh and I dropped 8 #2's today.

Holiday hangover for my a hole I guess
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We saw a really great house, but was impossible to get over the poop sprayer lol.


Hmmm. I bet you want to get some practice in at the low-pressure level before you accidentally brownwash the wall. But seriously, I don't think I could ever touch that thing unless I was the only person who used it.
Milwaukees Best Light
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Discovered Angry Birds 2 days ago. I've spend a significant portion of the last 2 days with numb legs battling filthy pigs and angry grogans. Thanks Texags.
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Glad to see the this thread still going.
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What's with the foliage?
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I have no idea RE: foliage, I just know that one is MUCH nicer than the ones I saw in several houses. Was one of first images that came up on google for "toilet sprayer"
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I guess you can use the leafs as TP.

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Excellent, Arminius.
Vernada
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This winter, the Air Force is set to deploy to Afghanistan what it says is a revolutionary airborne surveillance system called Gorgon Stare, which will be able to transmit live video images of physical movement across an entire town.



http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2011/01/01/AR2011010102690.html
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Gorgon

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movement
KT_Ag08
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Bump for an after lunch special. I have moved on from Angry Birds. Alchemy is my new game of choice. Time to go punish the handicrapper.
Westicles
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I experienced baby wipage no less than 2 hours ago. I went down to the 1st floor in a semi-hidden crapper. Some angel sent from Heaven left a box of Charmin brand baby wipes. I'm in love with wiping my heiny with these things now.
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If only Gold Bond made wipes...that would be the ****
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downloaded 'bubble spinner-addicting games' last night for my grogan breaks.
pretty addicting.
KT_Ag08
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What a nightmare. Middle stall and couldn't go anywhere else because I was basically touching cloth. Guy in handicrapper just dropped what I can only postulate was a three week old rotted out fetus into the dooker. Guy on my left is playing what sounds like brick breaker.
 
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