the green chair is moot if there is a swivel laptop assembly.... but id probably withold that apparatus and keep it real with ol' green, weve been through too much together.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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The only thing I'd do different from that set up is I'd have a commercial style toilet seat instead of the smaller, full seat that you have to shove your junk into.
That green chair added photo is the tits!
~egon
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So I can't make this up, I was catching up on this thread from the past few days, and I took a break to go take a leak....low and behold there is a guy brushing his teeth. I finished my after lunch pee and washed my hands next to him and he just sat his tooth brush down on the counter. I don't get these people.
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he just sat his tooth brush down on the counter.
oh gawd
Ever had one of those moments where you just finished having violent earth shaking diarrhea coupled with volcanic eruptions of hot gas and thought you were all finished...but during cleanup duty you get one last blast of charcoal from the dark star and coat the TP and your hand?
I haven't thought up a good name for that one yet, but it's deserving of one for sure.
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I haven't thought up a good name for that one yet, but it's deserving of one for sure.
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you get one last blast of charcoal from the dark star and coat the TP and your hand?
Coat the TP and your hand?? Nah man, Not ever. Gotta learn some control there buddy.
Personally, my anoos is strong/tight enough to hold off the blast until my hand gets out of there.
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I'm pretty sure you're alone on this one, or close to it. I'm not the quickest guy out there, but I can move my hand fast enough to get it out of the way of that blast.
But on a related note, I have diarrhea'd my britches before from not having the waddle/clinched ass walk perfected. Nothing says loser like brown stained socks.
I found out another odd thing yesterday: coming to use the bathroom as one of your students comes out. Like he is washing his hands as you go into the stall.
Then you get to teach him later. Always a weird 1st stare....
~egon
Then you get to teach him later. Always a weird 1st stare....
~egon
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but during cleanup duty you get one last blast of charcoal from the dark star and coat the TP and your hand?
That would be a no. You are flying solo on that one.
Been stuck with a stomach bug these last few days. I swear it's like cleansing myself for a colonoscopy.
Just spotted a brushed in the bathroom at LAX
Badarse. Is that by the sears near Richmond and 59?
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Downtown on Louisiana a block from the Alley Theater.
Lol at the pic Thomas.
WheelinAg, yeah, I know the see-saw effect. It's not cool.
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Coat the TP and your hand?? Nah man, Not ever. Gotta learn some control there buddy.
+1
sh*t, fixing to leave work and have a hefty knockin' on my shutter... hopefully traffic wont be bad today.
Fear not ol' green, im comin home to you even if it takes some epic clinching. The good news is im rollin' in a rental in case i roll a few warm poots over a log, but in all cases where the Defcon grog-meter has been enacted...never trust a poot.
Fear not ol' green, im comin home to you even if it takes some epic clinching. The good news is im rollin' in a rental in case i roll a few warm poots over a log, but in all cases where the Defcon grog-meter has been enacted...never trust a poot.
quote:lets go mudding in that sucker. you got insurance right?
rollin' in a rental
It takes alot of training and skill to get a poot past a grogan with no ill side effects. But, once you can master this art, you can reduce the urgency of dropping deuce by 10 fold.
I don't care how good you are at this, you will still leave skid marks when doing so.
Made it! Unleash the hounds!
Tamulax, to the bayou!
Tamulax, to the bayou!
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It takes alot of training and skill to get a poot past a grogan with no ill side effects. But, once you can master this art, you can reduce the urgency of dropping deuce by 10 fold.
it's a Jedi butt-trick
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Made it! Unleash the hounds!
I was expecting a tag/sig line with something like 'green chair-assisted post' or such but I guess the cell phone icon to the left of the post is enough...
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I was expecting a tag/sig line with something like 'green chair-assisted post' or such but I guess the cell phone icon to the left of the post is enough...
by the time i made it through the garge door and into the house it was a beeline to the sh*tter, no time to grab ol' green or laptop.
A quick perusing of TA on the mobile and catching up on the latest rub n' tug ads in the back of the Houston Press made for sufficient time to extrude a proud toilet gator, the tail of which being exposed above the water table forced a self-courtesy flush before the cleaning crew arrived on aisle 2.
If ever there was a time I contemplated snapping a grainy cell phone pic of a turd it was yesterday. I had, no exaggerating here, a 18 inch long turd that could have been no more than half an inch in diameter. It curled around the back of the bowl and sat atop the water. Strangest looking thing I've ever seen.
Did y'all know that the middle stall is the dirtiest as far as germs go?
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Did y'all know that the middle stall is the dirtiest as far as germs go?
makes sense. Has the most surface area for germs to enter through.
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