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Bondag
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In reply to Ferris Wheel Allstar • 2:41p, 4/8/15
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I am having flashbacks of 2008 around here


It's refreshing
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In reply to jetch17 • 5:30p, 4/8/15
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I would read this
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In reply to MichaelJ • 5:49p, 4/8/15
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I would read this


Me too , especially while on the crapper at work.
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It's necessary for this thread
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In reply to ClickClack • 6:25p, 4/8/15
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After reading jetch's page 1 and page 2 posts, I think I need a beer with the guy. His thoughts on bathroom behaviors and etiquette are the gold standard.

He's pretty creepy in person....I'd watch out. Your anus may be violated
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B***hes
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You're being a loose one
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7:17p, 4/8/15
And don't you dare get a mainstream beer when you do have a beer with him. He will walk the **** right out of the bar.
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Hobags... Someone needs to get this grog-umentary back on track
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Not exactly grogan, but damned close.

So as I am entering the elevator to my hotel room tonight, I let loose one of those long, slow releasing, almoat silent farts that has an increasing intensity of burn as it gives of a barely audible death throe. Sum***** stank too.

My room is on the 8th floor, so I figured I can wallow in my own filth for the 30 seconds it takes to get there.

Then the inevitable happens - elevator stops on floor two and 5 dudes that were celebrating something or other pile in, all laughing. The laughing became an uncomfortable silence shortly after the doors closed. They surely must have thought they had entered hell itself, and the looks they passed one another told me as much.

I stood there like a mother effin boss, to my credit. **** eating grin in my face the whole time. They could not get to the 5th and 7th floors fast enough.

I doubt seriously the one that had a mini birthday cake was able to eat it when he got back to his room, as it was surely tainted with the smell of that hot burning fart of mine.

Kind of proud of that, to be honest.
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My wigger
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In reply to schmellba99 • 10:31p, 4/8/15
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Not exactly grogan, but damned close.

So as I am entering the elevator to my hotel room tonight, I let loose one of those long, slow releasing, almoat silent farts that has an increasing intensity of burn as it gives of a barely audible death throe. Sum***** stank too.

My room is on the 8th floor, so I figured I can wallow in my own filth for the 30 seconds it takes to get there.

Then the inevitable happens - elevator stops on floor two and 5 dudes that were celebrating something or other pile in, all laughing. The laughing became an uncomfortable silence shortly after the doors closed. They surely must have thought they had entered hell itself, and the looks they passed one another told me as much.

I stood there like a mother effin boss, to my credit. **** eating grin in my face the whole time. They could not get to the 5th and 7th floors fast enough.

I doubt seriously the one that had a mini birthday cake was able to eat it when he got back to his room, as it was surely tainted with the smell of that hot burning fart of mine.

Kind of proud of that, to be honest.


Buwahaha!!!!
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looks like my gf
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i said got damned this thread is awesome
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grog-umentary
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1:58p, 4/14/15
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Uh ohhhh, Gettin some pre flight rumbles at the aeropuerto
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In reply to jetch17 • 2:07p, 4/14/15
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Uh ohhhh, Gettin some pre flight rumbles at the aeropuerto


I have only seen one airport bathroom worse than the alternate of having to poo in an airplane restroom where my shoulders touch the wall on either side and that was just a hole in the ground with a stall around it.
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In reply to jetch17 • 2:59p, 4/14/15
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Uh ohhhh, Gettin some pre flight rumbles at the aeropuerto

What's really fun is when you have a seat towards the back of the plane and you are in line to get to your seat, once the line starts moving crop dust a few seats on your way. With all the people, no one can tell it was you, and the people in the seats are stuck there.
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farting on an airplane is one of the most satisfying things there is.
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In reply to jetch17 • 3:20p, 4/14/15
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Uh ohhhh, Gettin some pre flight rumbles at the aeropuerto

Fast forward to 0:40, y'all

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3:35p, 4/14/15
Holy ****. Mind blown

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCSGMR64VO8

I don't do much public pooping so I was completely unaware of the correct way to use those things.
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Pooping knowledge
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