Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Holy ****
I see DJ Tiesturd just made a new record....
Holy hell.
Holy hell.
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What the hell is that????
After reading jetch's page 1 and page 2 posts, I think I need a beer with the guy. His thoughts on bathroom behaviors and etiquette are the gold standard.
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you run the risk of catching a bone and having your hog touch the inner rim
Still the funniest post in this whole damn thread.
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that reverts back to the mobile porn viewing, you do NOT want to run the risk of touching tip to rim.
If your place of business has those nice long seats with the space in the seat that can alleviate the problem, but then your sitting there mid grog with a civil war cannon aimed up, thus crossing channels in case theres a residual pee that needs to happen before the conclusion of said drop. This practice typically needs to be done on its own occasion.
On 2nd thought I'm not sure. This one is pretty damned funny too.
quote:Meh, had a beer with him before. Giant ******.
After reading jetch's page 1 and page 2 posts, I think I need a beer with the guy. His thoughts on bathroom behaviors and etiquette are the gold standard.
Especially if you go go-karting afterwards. But he does a nice collection of fat people making out on benches. For his own personal enjoyment.
~egon
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keep on doin' what youre doin'
Getting this thread back on track.
well balls, i JUST had a standoff with a neighboring stall dweller. Usually i dont even like crapping at work
a.) mainly becuase i like the home bowl (obviously).
b.) i hate untucking my damn workshirts and re-do'ing that whole ordeal afterwards.
c.) im headed to Minute Maid after work, and i aint crapping there.
...but even at 3:00pm as the day is drawing to a close, the combo of like a dozen deviled eggs from Easter dinner plus all the ham and easter candy that has been grumbling its way through my crap factory from the last 24 hours came to a head.
well just as my ham hit the seat, a neighbor showed up. Initially i was just gonna let him fire off his hopefully quick assdragon, but i soon realized he was waiting for me to do the same. A couple of wayward pee'rs came in and i blasted off a couple warning shots while they washed thier hands, but after 15 mins i had to get back in the office. Well needless to say, i bet his ears are still ringing from the symphony of that Jurassic Park triceratops mound that fell from my bomber bay, but im a brand new man!
Now time to go reload with ballpark beers and some Sheriff Blaylock nachos which will surely result in a similar tale tomorrow.
Heres to long grogans & big hogans. Keep droppin' skids & turn up, kids!
a.) mainly becuase i like the home bowl (obviously).
b.) i hate untucking my damn workshirts and re-do'ing that whole ordeal afterwards.
c.) im headed to Minute Maid after work, and i aint crapping there.
...but even at 3:00pm as the day is drawing to a close, the combo of like a dozen deviled eggs from Easter dinner plus all the ham and easter candy that has been grumbling its way through my crap factory from the last 24 hours came to a head.
well just as my ham hit the seat, a neighbor showed up. Initially i was just gonna let him fire off his hopefully quick assdragon, but i soon realized he was waiting for me to do the same. A couple of wayward pee'rs came in and i blasted off a couple warning shots while they washed thier hands, but after 15 mins i had to get back in the office. Well needless to say, i bet his ears are still ringing from the symphony of that Jurassic Park triceratops mound that fell from my bomber bay, but im a brand new man!
Now time to go reload with ballpark beers and some Sheriff Blaylock nachos which will surely result in a similar tale tomorrow.
Heres to long grogans & big hogans. Keep droppin' skids & turn up, kids!
I was hoping to run by the house before the game, but this damn meeting is never going to end. May be blowing up my trailer on my way there.
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quote:I know your black ass is more into this:
Now time to go reload with ballpark beers and some Sheriff Blaylock nachos which will surely result in a similar tale tomorrow.
Get ready for the portable, eat-on-the-go @Astros chicken and waffle cone:
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According to the Houston Chronicle, the "Chicken and Waffle Cone" is a waffle ice cream cone with fried chicken, mashed potatoes and honey mustard. Let that sink in.
Jeebus Christos, I have to go lay some cable after just looking at that picture. Combine that with a gallon or so of foamed up warm stadium beer and you may have cauliflower anus after they destroy your innards.
sweet lord, some genius at work catered in Escalante's for lunch ... this has got to be some of the sh*ttiest mexican food in Tine, why do people continue to go there?
i guess to bring it back full circle is that this pancho's-esque delight is fixing to collide with the blaylocks from last night in what is sure to be a paint peeler (hopefully at home this afternoon if i can keep my shutter clinched til then)
i guess to bring it back full circle is that this pancho's-esque delight is fixing to collide with the blaylocks from last night in what is sure to be a paint peeler (hopefully at home this afternoon if i can keep my shutter clinched til then)
quote:i didnt see this last night, but then again the concessions at the box were a literal GD clusterFugg. took like 3 innings to get a hot dog.quote:I know your black ass is more into this:
Now time to go reload with ballpark beers and some Sheriff Blaylock nachos which will surely result in a similar tale tomorrow.
Get ready for the portable, eat-on-the-go @Astros chicken and waffle cone:
quote:
According to the Houston Chronicle, the "Chicken and Waffle Cone" is a waffle ice cream cone with fried chicken, mashed potatoes and honey mustard. Let that sink in.
although consumption of that would surely send you running up the steps dodging fat mexican folk wearing Altuve jerseys that stand in the middle of the GD aisle taking selfies and talking on thier phones, with just enough time to hurdle the Astros Buddies signup table at the top of the concourse and hope your ass doesnt slip off the piss soaked toilet seat of an awaiting bathroom stall that will likely have a line out the door
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jetch is still drunk
quote:actually it should probably just be an installment of a spinoff thread called "jetch's airing of grievances 2015" where i just go off on the day to day things that irk the sh*t out of me and general observations of this fair tine.
jetch is still drunk
i gotta lotta problems with you people, and now youre gonna hear about it.
quote:The concessions in my area were not taking credit cards, but they did not tell you that until you waited in line for 25 minutes.
i didnt see this last night, but then again the concessions at the box were a literal GD clusterFugg. took like 3 innings to get a hot dog.
And while we are sidetracked, i don't need to look at a ****ing coke add for 30 minutes while i am in line for food. There is a tv screen up there above the counter. During the game why don't we use that for displaying he game? It may get a few more people to venture up there and buy food since the game started at 6 and no one had time to grab a bite before.
part of me wanted to get this hoss, but $17 just to wear a helmet while spittin' hot fire today was not worth it.
I am sitting at the airport right now and there are some pre-quake tremors rumbling.
It is only a couple of hour flight, so i am hoping the starfish will hild out. No way am i dropping a grog at the aeropuerto, and on the plane is essentially a 911 sitch.
It is only a couple of hour flight, so i am hoping the starfish will hild out. No way am i dropping a grog at the aeropuerto, and on the plane is essentially a 911 sitch.
that's where lounge access comes in handy
quote:Probably someone we work with.
Which one of you was this?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/flight-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-after-someone-took-a-****-in-the-bathroom-so-disgusting-it-was-declared-hazardous-to-health/
Is that something you would brag about? I would think that's something to impress your friends with.
7nine
quote:Save it for MFin' Festivus, jetchquote:actually it should probably just be an installment of a spinoff thread called "jetch's airing of grievances 2015" where i just go off on the day to day things that irk the sh*t out of me and general observations of this fair tine.
jetch is still drunk
i gotta lotta problems with you people, and now youre gonna hear about it.
Look at this MF'er
TheCzar is still alive?
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I am having flashbacks of 2008 around here
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