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you run the risk of catching a bone and having your hog touch the inner rim
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that reverts back to the mobile porn viewing, you do NOT want to run the risk of touching tip to rim.
If your place of business has those nice long seats with the space in the seat that can alleviate the problem, but then your sitting there mid grog with a civil war cannon aimed up, thus crossing channels in case theres a residual pee that needs to happen before the conclusion of said drop. This practice typically needs to be done on its own occasion.
quote:Meh, had a beer with him before. Giant ******.
After reading jetch's page 1 and page 2 posts, I think I need a beer with the guy. His thoughts on bathroom behaviors and etiquette are the gold standard.
quote:I know your black ass is more into this:
Now time to go reload with ballpark beers and some Sheriff Blaylock nachos which will surely result in a similar tale tomorrow.
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According to the Houston Chronicle, the "Chicken and Waffle Cone" is a waffle ice cream cone with fried chicken, mashed potatoes and honey mustard. Let that sink in.
quote:i didnt see this last night, but then again the concessions at the box were a literal GD clusterFugg. took like 3 innings to get a hot dog.quote:I know your black ass is more into this:
Now time to go reload with ballpark beers and some Sheriff Blaylock nachos which will surely result in a similar tale tomorrow.
Get ready for the portable, eat-on-the-go @Astros chicken and waffle cone:
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According to the Houston Chronicle, the "Chicken and Waffle Cone" is a waffle ice cream cone with fried chicken, mashed potatoes and honey mustard. Let that sink in.
quote:actually it should probably just be an installment of a spinoff thread called "jetch's airing of grievances 2015" where i just go off on the day to day things that irk the sh*t out of me and general observations of this fair tine.
jetch is still drunk
quote:The concessions in my area were not taking credit cards, but they did not tell you that until you waited in line for 25 minutes.
i didnt see this last night, but then again the concessions at the box were a literal GD clusterFugg. took like 3 innings to get a hot dog.
quote:Probably someone we work with.
Which one of you was this?
http://www.barstoolsports.com/barstoolu/flight-forced-to-make-emergency-landing-after-someone-took-a-****-in-the-bathroom-so-disgusting-it-was-declared-hazardous-to-health/
quote:Save it for MFin' Festivus, jetchquote:actually it should probably just be an installment of a spinoff thread called "jetch's airing of grievances 2015" where i just go off on the day to day things that irk the sh*t out of me and general observations of this fair tine.
jetch is still drunk
i gotta lotta problems with you people, and now youre gonna hear about it.