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Jack Cheese
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In reply to JSKolache • 6:14a, 10/6/21
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JSKolache said:
New one today ... fella comes into stall next to me and does the obligatory bowl wipedown with TP, THEN proceeds to wipe off the floor as well. Guess hes concerned about dropping trou on the floor? Getting old piss drops on his Versace pants? Dunno, its was odd...

Maybe worried about nacho cheese getting on his pants?
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In reply to Texaggie7nine • 1:20p, 10/6/21
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Texaggie7nine said:


Not an office bathroom but this is pretty lit.
this absolute tub of lard is incredible. Just wow.
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12:51p, 9/19/22
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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 1:32p, 9/19/22
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What the hell kind of place of work is this that has such a dumbass policy?
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In reply to TarponChaser • 2:21p, 9/19/22
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Id assume some place that employs sub optimal zoomer types.
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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 2:45p, 9/19/22
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:


There is a very cheap countermeasure to that stupid ass policy.

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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 2:53p, 9/19/22
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I bet he posted this while taking a dump.
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In reply to Martin Q. Blank • 6:10p, 9/19/22
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Martin Q. Blank said:
Stat Monitor Repairman said:
I bet he posted this while taking a dump.
I bet his nose is so brown he can't smell it.
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In reply to Cromagnum • 9:10a, 9/21/22
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Law of unintended consequences. You've now motivated what are likely young workers at a terrible job to maliciously comply with this rule. Expect a bottle of liquid ass spray to be used every hour on the hour.

Someone's going to get pissed and spray it in the boss's air intake on their car or up in the vents of the HVAC system.
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In reply to TarponChaser • 10:16a, 9/22/22
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TarponChaser said:
Stat Monitor Repairman said:


What the hell kind of place of work is this that has such a dumbass policy?


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11:41p, 9/22/22
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Haven't checked in on this thread in years but have the airport teeth brushes been discussed here? Just ran into one today, of all the ****ters in the world the airport ones (especially the public ones) would seem to be amongst the worst places to brush your teeth.
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9:40a, 10/3/22
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Never fails. I enter the empty bathroom at work for some blue water poopin and some jackass has go sit in the small right next to me no sooner than I sit down.

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In reply to Stat Monitor Repairman • 9:48a, 10/3/22
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Stat Monitor Repairman said:
A little Liquid Ass will solve that problem.

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In reply to Cromagnum • 11:39a, 10/3/22
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Cromagnum said:
Never fails. I enter the empty bathroom at work for some blue water poopin and some jackass has go sit in the small right next to me no sooner than I sit down.

I think the bigger infraction is that the dude has his shoes off in a public bathroom.
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In reply to Jack Klompus • 12:28p, 10/3/22
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He's doing his part absorbing any little puddles of liquid that might be on the floor
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1:16p, 10/3/22
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Saw a dude last night at a concert with food and open containers on the ground between his feet at the urinal while his phone sat on top of the urinal so he could FaceTime while taking a piss in a nasty crowded men's room.


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11:53a, 3/2/23
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Have to report a sad day. Office reshuffle has made my very peaceful, distant bathroom more popular. Only two commodes left remain entirely serene. One off of the executive meeting room that is only to be used for executive office dumps. The other is a testing facility onsite with an un air conditioned bathroom.

Both are untenable solutions.
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In reply to Sea Speed • 1:24p, 3/2/23
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Sea Speed said:
Id assume some place that employs sub optimal zoomer types.

We have one on our floor, I think he has a Nintendo switch.
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1:31p, 3/2/23
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Over 12 years later and still going strong. Having not been in an office since 2017, I miss seeing these goofs brushing their teeth while smelling another man's poop
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8:57p, 3/2/23
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This thread reminds me of the old days of the Tine Board and the glory we had back then.

Much like the "In Memoriam" poem from Muster - we stood a little taller, and a little prouder then. The nostalgia is strong.
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10:48p, 3/2/23
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Still my favorite thread
Formerly tv1113
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In reply to one MEEN Ag • 12:15a, 3/3/23
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one MEEN Ag said:
Have to report a sad day. Office reshuffle has made my very peaceful, distant bathroom more popular. Only two commodes left remain entirely serene. One off of the executive meeting room that is only to be used for executive office dumps. The other is a testing facility onsite with an un air conditioned bathroom.

Both are untenable solutions.
Feel ya. I had a glorious 4 months one year when I was the only dude on a new floor we were taking over. And there were 2 conference rooms w/ one-holers for the extra-extra privacy when you just wanted to put in a dip and get some good reading in. Only downside was when I clogged up one of those and the janitorial crew didn't have it on the schedule yet...

Probably told that story years ago on an earlier page.
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10:56a, 3/3/23
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Not going back thru 76 pages to find it, but which one of you did the human plunger trick twice?
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11:44a, 3/3/23
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I hate when I forget about this thread. Recent contribution:

Had some serious distress working and barely made it on time before an epic initial blast. After working my way through the rest of the load, I did my usual clean up and stand up and wait for the auto-flusher to do its usual ineffective first run. I always do a courtesy button hold to create the powerful vortex under the rim to take care of remaining remnants. Sadly to say, on this day it did no good -- initial blast hit above the rim and hovered safely over the water unscathed, almost mocking it. I said my silent apologies to the next guy and went back to work.
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In reply to Milwaukees Best Light • 2:56p, 3/3/23
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Milwaukees Best Light said:
Not going back thru 76 pages to find it, but which one of you did the human plunger trick twice?
I can't remember the poster, but definitely remember the story. I mean....how could you not remember a story about a guy that clogged up the crapper in his GF's house and unclogged it with his bare hand by pushing is freshly laid grogan through the toilet?

It was an epic story. And horrifying.

EDIT: HBCanine08, page 37. My god, it is still as horrific to read today as it was back then
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In reply to schmellba99 • 7:23a, 3/6/23
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https://texags.com/forums/38/topics/1755628/replies/26025346
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In reply to TX_AG_10 • 8:17a, 3/6/23
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TX_AG_10 said:
https://texags.com/forums/38/topics/1755628/replies/26025346


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9:48a, 3/6/23
That was incredible.
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12:43p, 3/6/23
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I had completely forgotten about that somehow. I imagine his hand still has a lingering smell of mud butt
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2:44p, 6/1/23
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Been a while since I've had a contribution because my schedule has me pretty regularly f'ing up my own toilets prior to work.

But a few minutes ago I was talking with an associate at his office and the sudden "I'm about to sh## my pants" thought crossed my mind and gut. Quickly excused myself and couldn't make a straight bee-line because of the point of this thread -- had my water cup and didn't want to get turd flecks on it by taking it with me. It was touch and go from my office but I made it.

One of those rare occasions when the stars align and no one was in the stalls. Barely made the seat and unleashed a faucet of brown gravy that painted the bowl. One poor sap came in to piss and skipped the hand wash, no doubt because of the awful death whiff coming from the handicap stall.

Culprit was the build-your-own lamb pita that had plenty of likely expired garlic sauce and hot chili paste. Impressive speed through the gut.
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9:21p, 6/1/23
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We have full floor to ceiling stalls at all our offices since 2015. It's a much better experience
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In reply to Keeper of The Spirits • 10:02p, 6/1/23
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Keeper of The Spirits said:
We have full floor to ceiling stalls at all our offices since 2015. It's a much better experience

Art Vandalay designed your interiors?
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In reply to Jack Cheese • 10:41p, 6/1/23
Is there a flush like a jet engine?
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11:25p, 6/1/23
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I saw a guy put public restroom faucet water in his mouth last week.
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7:16a, 2/1/24
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To flush with lid up or down?

ttt this gem with this hard hitting article about poop particles and flushing.

Thoughts?

~egon
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