see, what you do is wipe down the seat and flush. that way you can properly gauge the environment so you know if a flush while sitting is doable or not.
Lunch teeth brushers at work
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Last: 9 mo ago by Milwaukees Best Light
dollar shave club sells one wipe charlies in individual travel pouches. perfect for traveling.
Is it really just one wipe? Call me skeptical
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Get with the times and get a portable bidet.
Or go electronic
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use TP to get the bulk then use that to finish.tamuags08 said:
Is it really just one wipe? Call me skeptical
Jack Cheese said:
Today whilst working in a satellite office I'm not familiar with, I dropped an offensively foul deuce. I courtesy flushed it, as these are not my normal co workers so I don't resent them enough to make them stew in my foulness.
Anyway this got-damned crapper sent out a spray when I flushed that soaked my whole sac and whatnot with poopwater. No amount of wiping can make me feel clean after that shiite. It was got-damn unpleasant and I thought you degenerates should know about it.
Only thing worse is dropping a milk dud with a perfect entry that creates what I call the "teardrop" splash that just so happens to reach the bunghole before it has sealed properly. It bothers me for days thinking about what diseases have entered my body.
The seeing-eye poopsplash. Awful.
Have a coworker who's a regular bathroom teeth-brusher. Got a text this morning saying he's on a work trip to Austin and brushed his teeth in an office bathroom before he found out about the boil water order. I figure he's already built up immunity thanks to his regular habit.
BUMP.
So not only did a guy brush his teeth while I was talking to a man about a dog, but as I come out, he's putting the head of his toothbrush into some kind of toothbrush-head-holding contraption, then puts that into his pocket, but only about halfway, then proceeds to go to the stall I just came from.
So now, he's got a plastic toothbrush holder that's been exposed to the elements any number of days, a toothbrush barely hanging in his pocket and just ready to fall on the bathroom floor, and he's walking into a stall that's not done flushing, so my particles are still in the air. (I'm not a scientist and don't presume to know if particles hang in the air, but it's gross)
How is this sanitary?
So not only did a guy brush his teeth while I was talking to a man about a dog, but as I come out, he's putting the head of his toothbrush into some kind of toothbrush-head-holding contraption, then puts that into his pocket, but only about halfway, then proceeds to go to the stall I just came from.
So now, he's got a plastic toothbrush holder that's been exposed to the elements any number of days, a toothbrush barely hanging in his pocket and just ready to fall on the bathroom floor, and he's walking into a stall that's not done flushing, so my particles are still in the air. (I'm not a scientist and don't presume to know if particles hang in the air, but it's gross)
How is this sanitary?
I'm at a new office, still working through the process of establishing dominance in the crapper. It's a work in progress, but I feel as if I'm starting to emerge this week.
You peons. The secret is to be the owner of a business and have your own private bathroom.
I not only brush my teeth in the mens room at work, I floss at my desk too.
aggiedent said:
You peons. The secret is to be the owner of a business and have your own private bathroom.
What's the adventure in that?
Not only are there remnant poop particles, it's a known scientific fact that they swarm to toothbrushes.
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I am a scientist. This is true.Jack Cheese said:
Not only are there remnant poop particles, it's a known scientific fact that they swarm to toothbrushes.
wbt5845 said:
I not only brush my teeth in the mens room at work, I floss at my desk too.
But do you clip your fingernails??wbt5845 said:
I not only brush my teeth in the mens room at work, I floss at my desk too.
Had a new one for me.. Just moved into a new office and some dude was straight up using a water-pic in the restroom.. C'mon man!
Rookie mistake was made today - I failed to ensure that the stall latch was engaged properly. Nearly got walked in on by some stranger whilst I was in mid pinch.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Wait, is clipping fingernails at the desk bad? Next you are going to tell me I can't blast gas into my seat leather and hope that no one walks in for five minutes.JSKolache said:But do you clip your fingernails??wbt5845 said:
I not only brush my teeth in the mens room at work, I floss at my desk too.
Neither is nowhere close to brushing teeth in a public bathroom while people are beefing.
Walked into the crapper at 8:30am on a Monday morning and came upon the most intense backstop / upper rim mud blast job I had ever witnessed. 1,000 flushes wasn't moving this Jackson Pollock of a job...
What do some of you f*ckers eat over the weekend?!?
What do some of you f*ckers eat over the weekend?!?
at the Rice rec, there's a bunch of swimmers that come after work a few days a week. They're always in the stalls with no shoes on making a nice little trail of puddles behind them. There's got to be a great mix of urine, chlorinated water and fecal mater layering that floor at all times.
I don't understand that *****
I don't understand that *****
third coast.. said:
No way I'm dropping g a shirtless deuce at the gym.
Your deuces have shirts? Man, you're formal.
Does no one poop at home any more?
third coast.. said:
Dude walked out of the ****ter at the gym shirtless yesterday and then didn't wash his hands. Was shaking hands with another dude about 45 seconds later. All of those things gross me out. No way I'm dropping g a shirtless deuce at the gym.
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As someone who has been on the delivering end of one these Monday specials I can assure you the main culprit was fermented liquids with some type of meat and carb pairing, typically of the Mexican variety, coming in at a close second.Cowboy Curtis said:
Walked into the crapper at 8:30am on a Monday morning and came upon the most intense backstop / upper rim mud blast job I had ever witnessed. 1,000 flushes wasn't moving this Jackson Pollock of a job...
What do some of you f*ckers eat over the weekend?!?
SnowboardAg said:
Does no one poop at home any more?
I get paid to drop a deuce, makes it more enjoying.
Folks, bad news.
Boss has been made an executive decision to rearrange who gets what cube. Guess who got the cube right across from the bathroom entrance.
The things I've heard just from when the door is opened briefly for people coming and going....Its like sitting next to a bunch of middle school orchestra tuba players.
Thought my misery could revive this thread.
Boss has been made an executive decision to rearrange who gets what cube. Guess who got the cube right across from the bathroom entrance.
The things I've heard just from when the door is opened briefly for people coming and going....Its like sitting next to a bunch of middle school orchestra tuba players.
Thought my misery could revive this thread.
I had almost forgotten about this thread.
I had a brief moment of nostalgia the other day when I went to drop my afternoon deuce and noticed that somebody had left their toothbrush on the counter in the open tot he entire floor bathroom at my office. Pretty sure for the remainder of my days, anytime I see something like that, this thread will be what jumps to my mind immediately.
I had a brief moment of nostalgia the other day when I went to drop my afternoon deuce and noticed that somebody had left their toothbrush on the counter in the open tot he entire floor bathroom at my office. Pretty sure for the remainder of my days, anytime I see something like that, this thread will be what jumps to my mind immediately.
one MEEN Ag said:
Folks, bad news.
Boss has been made an executive decision to rearrange who gets what cube. Guess who got the cube right across from the bathroom entrance.
The things I've heard just from when the door is opened briefly for people coming and going....Its like sitting next to a bunch of middle school orchestra tuba players.
Thought my misery could revive this thread.
I have a friend who absolutely loves to take a long **** on airplanes. Some weird delight he has in walking out to see a line of people waiting and the next person face when they realize what he's done in there. Double points if it's a woman.
My wife and one of her female coworkers were telling stories about the women's restroom at work. Flat out ****ing disgusting. Beerfest portapotty disgusting.
Only Airline I've dueced on is Singapore Airlines. The pretty flight attendants go tidy up and spray air freshener after each person who took longer than a couple minutes.
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I'm only about halfway through this thread so I don't know if this has been covered, but I could not wait to share.
Halfway through a conference call I head to the men's room to take a big dookie. Hawaiian shirt, fresh haircut, wrangler's, I'm feeling good on a Friday.
As I walk in, I see that the corner stall is open; or so I think. I go to open the door (as the latch indicated it was open) and voila, the door was unlocked but there sits one of our finance guys pants down on the ****ter. Holy ***** I just laughed, said wow, closed the door and walked tf out.
Do not forget to latch the door.
Halfway through a conference call I head to the men's room to take a big dookie. Hawaiian shirt, fresh haircut, wrangler's, I'm feeling good on a Friday.
As I walk in, I see that the corner stall is open; or so I think. I go to open the door (as the latch indicated it was open) and voila, the door was unlocked but there sits one of our finance guys pants down on the ****ter. Holy ***** I just laughed, said wow, closed the door and walked tf out.
Do not forget to latch the door.
Should have locked the door behind you and said "finally we are alone".
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