one of the greatest tine board posts in history i thinkjetch17 said:
and whats the deeeeal with sh*tter phone convos? the only reason you shouldbe on your phone whilst dropping one is to check email, non-picture text people, or look at mobile porn (but you run the risk of catching a bone and having your hog touch the inner rim)
otherwise, when OTHERS are on the phone in a stall, i make a concious effort to blow my ane-trumpet or flush about 8 or 9 times ina row.
MouthBQ98 said:
While we are at it, I think the smartphone is going to alter men's room architecture in the future. They're going to need to design for more ****ters per building, because dudes are spending 15-20 minutes per dump in there playing games or web browsing instead of taking 5-10 minutes to take care of business and escape the turd molecule cloud as quickly as possible. This leads to crappers being full much more often than in the past.
sts7049 said:
well, the standing wipers have an advantage here because they get an extra 30sec (or longer depending on what you had for dinner the night before) of blood flow back before the sitters.
It really is the little things in lifeBondag said:
I now have to walk across building to poop because the toilet closest to my office doesn't have WiFi. At least I get my steps in.
it's going to freebase straight into your lungs.HtownAg92 said:
Sweet merciful crap. Just finished #3 for the morning. Combo of too late whiskey and beers watching the Stros and too much coffee and kolaches (sausage WGAF) this morning trying to recover has me living on the toilet. The consistency is dropping with each trip. Went from normal to mud to full-on spray. The next one (and I can already feel that there will be one) may just be some vapor that never even makes it to the water.
Mookie said:
Just had one put his toothbrush in his back pocket after he finished brushing, then used the urinal. WTF man.
I don't stick my phone directly in my mouth for 2 minutes.Ag_07 said:Mookie said:
Just had one put his toothbrush in his back pocket after he finished brushing, then used the urinal. WTF man.
Eh...Sounds gross at first, but that's probably not any worse than dropping a deuce with your phone right there in your hands.
jetch17 said:
WTF is the point of flushing mid-way through a urinal pee, too? Weve got a bunch of dot Indians that do this sh*t all the time, but dont follow up with a flush after they finish draining thier Vishnu....
people beez gross.
edit: whoops i suppose this falls under Mr07's post...nevertheless!
[This message has been edited by jetch17 (edited 12/13/2010 2:18p).]
I want to resurrect the standing vs. sitting wiper debate.sts7049 said:
well, the standing wipers have an advantage here because they get an extra 30sec (or longer depending on what you had for dinner the night before) of blood flow back before the sitters.
When we were lazy out of shape college kids, my buddy and I used to take what we called "nap craps" and "dip sh*ts" when we had internships at a major oil and gas company in Houston one summer. Falling asleep for 30 minutes in a company stall and waking up with jello legs is almost rock bottom...next to tuggin one out in a bathroom stall. But it was such a boring job, and they wouldn't let us dip so I'd just go sit on a toilet, pop a dip in, and reflect on life sometimes. If I was tired or hungover, I'd sleep.Jack Cheese said:MouthBQ98 said:
While we are at it, I think the smartphone is going to alter men's room architecture in the future. They're going to need to design for more ****ters per building, because dudes are spending 15-20 minutes per dump in there playing games or web browsing instead of taking 5-10 minutes to take care of business and escape the turd molecule cloud as quickly as possible. This leads to crappers being full much more often than in the past.
True. Only limiting factor is the risk of deep vein thrombosis or maybe gangrene from lounging on the crapper so long that all circulation is cut off. I hate stumbling back to my office with dead tingly feet and legs.
imagine having to **** everyday in a classified environment where you can't even bring your phone into the building. Typically the only thing to read is the don't be rapey posters taped to the inside of the ****ter.Bondag said:
I now have to walk across building to poop because the toilet closest to my office doesn't have WiFi. At least I get my steps in.
draw some dicks on the posters.Jock 07 said:imagine having to **** everyday in a classified environment where you can't even bring your phone into the building. Typically the only thing to read is the don't be rapey posters taped to the inside of the ****ter.Bondag said:
I now have to walk across building to poop because the toilet closest to my office doesn't have WiFi. At least I get my steps in.
