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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCSGMR64VO8

I don't do much public pooping so I was completely unaware of the correct way to use those things.

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Holy ****. Mind blown

I don't do much public pooping so I was completely unaware of the correct way to use those things.

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best gif ever. No idea what's going on but freaking hilarious.

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best gif ever. No idea what's going on but freaking hilarious.

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Strangely, "Japanese girls fist pumping gif" led to 0 google results. I'd have assumed it would have been in the low trillions.

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Not exactly grogan, but damned close.

So as I am entering the elevator to my hotel room tonight, I let loose one of those long, slow releasing, almoat silent farts that has an increasing intensity of burn as it gives of a barely audible death throe. Sum***** stank too.

My room is on the 8th floor, so I figured I can wallow in my own filth for the 30 seconds it takes to get there.

Then the inevitable happens - elevator stops on floor two and 5 dudes that were celebrating something or other pile in, all laughing. The laughing became an uncomfortable silence shortly after the doors closed. They surely must have thought they had entered hell itself, and the looks they passed one another told me as much.

I stood there like a mother effin boss, to my credit. **** eating grin in my face the whole time. They could not get to the 5th and 7th floors fast enough.

I doubt seriously the one that had a mini birthday cake was able to eat it when he got back to his room, as it was surely tainted with the smell of that hot burning fart of mine.

Kind of proud of that, to be honest.

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Not exactly grogan, but damned close.

So as I am entering the elevator to my hotel room tonight, I let loose one of those long, slow releasing, almoat silent farts that has an increasing intensity of burn as it gives of a barely audible death throe. Sum***** stank too.

My room is on the 8th floor, so I figured I can wallow in my own filth for the 30 seconds it takes to get there.

Then the inevitable happens - elevator stops on floor two and 5 dudes that were celebrating something or other pile in, all laughing. The laughing became an uncomfortable silence shortly after the doors closed. They surely must have thought they had entered hell itself, and the looks they passed one another told me as much.

I stood there like a mother effin boss, to my credit. **** eating grin in my face the whole time. They could not get to the 5th and 7th floors fast enough.

I doubt seriously the one that had a mini birthday cake was able to eat it when he got back to his room, as it was surely tainted with the smell of that hot burning fart of mine.

Kind of proud of that, to be honest.

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I think this is one of the funniest stories in the thread, only because I do it all the time and silently laugh inside because it's always one oft those putrid steamers where you can see them feel the heat along with their nostrils burn from the stench of your rectum.

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