Here are all of the zings according to BBNetwork. Still havne't been able to watch last night's ep, so if these are wrong let me know.
Paul's zing is literally a set-up to help him win $500k. How pathetic. And some of these are just wrong.
Quote:
- Mark, I think you might be bye-sexual. Every time you tried to get sexual with Elena, she said "bye!"
- Alex, I see you have been forced to carry around a ton of dead weight or as I like to call it Jason!
- Poor Raven. You got the Clownitard. This is the worst punishment ever. Oh wait, that's just your face!
- Josh, my heart goes out to you. You shed so many tears this summer. Too bad you can't shed any weight!
- Paul, you taught me so much last year, like how to have Friendship, how to be Pissed, and how to lose a half million dollars.
- Matt, congrats on making it so far in the game, especially since the only thing you've done is Raven!
- Kevin, I hear you like to use Saran Wrap to preserve your youth. Newsflash. Too freaking late!
- Alex, what do you call someone with bleach blonde hair, wears cat ears, and handles a lot of wieners. A *bleep*! [possibly suggesting a prostitute, loose woman, etc.]
- Christmas, you'll find no coal in your stocking this holiday season. However, you will find: ten shattered bones, nine weeks in a cast, eight surgeries, seven more x-rays, six years of rehab, five titanium screws, four hospitals, three pain pills, two crutches, and a guilty rodeo clown.
Paul's zing is literally a set-up to help him win $500k. How pathetic. And some of these are just wrong.