Friends, TexAg'ians, Countrymen... lend me your ears (how yu doin' Ahsoka...)
We must stop this pettiness. This board has become burdened by corruption and bickering.
The powers that be have led us down a path of mistrust and hate.
Therefore, I move for a vote of No Confidence in the current leaders of this board. I promise, if you elect me to Supreme Chancellor, I will restore order, I will open the trade routes, I will fix the bevel problem, and stop this senseless bickering.
My first order as Chancellor will be the 'Friday Rule', where the only allowable posts are: (1) pictures of the Twi'lek dancer or Carrie Fisher from ROTJ (2) video (with sound) of the sonic charger being set off (3) montages of Chewbacca growling.
If you elect me, I
promise to restore the powers back to an elected democracy within 5 days.
Sincerely,
Sheev Exitone