****Official Euros 2020 (2021) Tournament Thread****

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The guy in the office next to me is Scottish. He came to work this morning in a full on kilt. Because of the workload he's watching the game from his office this afternoon.

This should be fun!!!

Ranger fans you're not dreaming! The Rangers are the World Series Champions!
ptothemo
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I don't know about your office environment, but a Scotsman at work during Scotland-England is generally NSFW.
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Who was calling that game on ESPN? Can ESPN not find someone to do play-by-play that can do something besides sitting at the mic spewing inanities for 90+ minutes?

I ask because I see things like the final EPL match day (10 simultaneous games) and all 10 have competent play-by-play guys yet we have "schmucks-r-us" in the booth making Dave South sound coherent.
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My Scottish friends (husband and wife) both took the day off. I'm going to watch with them. They will both be drinking heavily and the wife is usually a teetotaler.
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ptothemo said:

I don't know about your office environment, but a Scotsman at work during Scotland-England is generally NSFW.
I'm counting on it!!!

I also saw an igloo cooler in the corner of his office. You can use your imagination on what that means.

Normally I'd root for England in something like this. But my allegiance can certainly be bought with a beverage or two.

Ranger fans you're not dreaming! The Rangers are the World Series Champions!
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that England roster is just overwhelmingly better than the Scots, but I'll be rooting for the Scottish upset for sure.


time for scotish jokes?

What is the difference between a Scottish sheep farmer and a Rolling Stones song? One says, "Hey you, get off of my cloud!", and the other says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
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The fun alternate version of the match this afternoon would be for Scotland to run out all their LB's and England to run out all their RB's. NBA Jam-style is kind of what I am thinking. Give both teams a keeper, roll out a ball, and let 'em loose.
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But Scotland have a secret weapon. They don't have Southgate as a manager
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Hypothetical - if the UK didn't get special dispensation from FIFA to have separate FAs competing in international competitions, which players from Wales, Scotland, and NI would break into a combined UK squad this year?
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Ramsey and Bale would have been hard to leave off if for no other reason than names.

And an all England squad from all of the UK would be difficult to sell.
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Bale and Ramsey from Wales? McTomminay and Gilmour from Scotland? No one from Northern Ireland?
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Isn't it a Great Britain team in the Olympics?
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stillmerk said:

Isn't it a Great Britain team in the Olympics?
is it Great Britain or United Kingdom?
deadbq03
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stillmerk said:

Isn't it a Great Britain team in the Olympics?
That was only a one-off for 2012 when they hosted in London. The Olympic Committee thought it was a bad look to be hosting but appear divided in soccer.

Correction - I just remembered that the UK normally just doesn't participate in the olympics because of the separate FAs, but they felt compelled to compete since they were hosting.
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Doesn't UK skip soccer in the Olympics?
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Lol you're both right, technically.
Mathguy64
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Oh please. That's not handling.
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Robbo would make the UK roster.
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Olympic designation is Great Britain (they go by "Team GB" informally like we do "Team USA")

I think they dont go by United Kingdom because the Irish olympic committee has some partial jurisdiction over the entire geographic territory of the island and Northern Irish athletes can choose either Ireland or Great Britain
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JCRiley09 said:

Doesn't UK skip soccer in the Olympics?
They played when they hosted it
Mathguy64
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Mathguy64 said:

Oh please. That's not handling.


Ok. I'm pretty certain they carded the elbow to the head. And the blood was a miss. He should have been told to leave the field to deal with that and not take the PK.

ETA. Technically he has to deal with the blood. The stoppage in play for the card and PK allows him to go change and come back to take it but it's a bad look to take it streaming blood.
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Wow the Czech GK just completely whiffed on the save on Croatia's goal.
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Croatia will need to beat Scotland to have a chance.
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Mathguy64 said:

Croatia will need to beat Scotland to have a chance.
My two favorite countries in this tournament!!
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That was nasty. Both players tried to scissor tackle the other. Both succeeded.
Mathguy64
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This is already a difficult match to referee. It won't get easier. Mings fouled McGinn. No call and McGinn gets the dissent card.
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Didn't watch England's first game... good Lord Foden's hair is awful.

He already has a very punchable face (an astute observation I can't claim as my own, but can't credit to the rightful poster here either) - why on earth did he go full-on boy band?
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I'm at baker St in the woodlands. Good mix but probably 70%. scots 30% Blokes
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Harry Kane is looking off form.
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deadbq03 said:

Didn't watch England's first game... good Lord Foden's hair is awful.

He already has a very punchable face (an astute observation I can't claim as my own, but can't credit to the rightful poster here either) - why on earth did he go full-on boy band?
Gareth Bale says "Hold my beer."
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Foden is channeling the Gascoigne vibes
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oh no said:

I'm at baker St in the woodlands. Good mix but probably 70%. scots 30% Blokes
I bet that's fun. They're making a game of this.
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deadbq03 said:

Didn't watch England's first game... good Lord Foden's hair is awful.

He already has a very punchable face (an astute observation I can't claim as my own, but can't credit to the rightful poster here either) - why on earth did he go full-on boy band?


He borrowed the hair dye from the latest pair of Icelandic chicks hes seeing.
Mathguy64
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Fun half.
 
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