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I'd love to see Pau and pop negotiate.
Pop: 12 a year, for 4 years.
Pau: that is very generous, I would have been willing to take less but I cannot walk away from 48 million
Pop: dollars.
Pau: yes 48 million dollars mucho gracias
Pop: 48 dollars
Pau: that is ridiculous, I would rather not play than make so little.
Pop: you pay me 48 dollars.
Pau: I will not stand for such insult, I'm leaving you can speak with my agent.
Pop: <pulls out a pistol and places it on the table> let's not make any decisions we regret, just wait a minute maybe Tim can convince you. DUNCAN GET YOUR ASS IN HERE.
Tim: <enters the room carrying a large book> hi Paul!
Pau: it's pau actu
Pop: nobody cares, tie him up Timmy, wouldn't want another accident
Tim: I care I'm actually working on my Espanol. A new ethnic place opened down the road from my favorite comic book store and I want to be able to order without el embbarassingo mi selfo!
Pau: that's not even Spanish
Tim: that's why I'm here, you help me with my pronunciation, I'll help you with a contract, I've looked over the numbers and we can offer you 30 million 3 years, last year a team option.
Pau: do I have a choice?
Pop: I can shoot you if you want, otherwise Tim is gonna start reading his Spanish D&D dictionary out loud from front to back
Pau: So what kind of restaurant is this place Tim, do they speak Castilian, Andalusian, Latin American, or Caribbean Spanish?
Tim: I'm not sure, I haven't asked, there are multiple types of Mexican?
Pop: tell him the name of the place
Tim : jimboy's tacos, so maybe southern American Spanish?
Pau: please just shoot me now
Tim: what exactly is a quesarito?