***OFFICIAL Astros-Rangers Trash Talk Thread 2023***

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gigem1223 said:

Florida Aggie said:

Might as well lock this thread. Nebraska got a better shot at the playoffs this year. Rangers are cooked all that money in free agency and acquiring Schezer for third in the division. Atleast Trout went on his annual IL stint so you didn't end up in fourth.




These kind of posts always age well. There's still close to 3 weeks left in the season, the Rangers are only .5 game out and fixing to have a 3 game win streak.

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TexasAggiesWin said:

MelvinUdall said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

MelvinUdall said:

Ranger fans are p***ies, the Astros owned them and they just got swept by the Mariners in the most important game of the year…suck it Arlington.
Interesting language... getting swept in one game? I guess you must be the guy that brings the broom to game 1 of a series?


Show me on the doll where the trashcan touched you.
Cute, from a guy who calls fans of other teams *******. Show me where Arlington touched you


On the bottom of my feet, looking up at the divisional champs
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bearkatag15 said:

Farmer1906 said:

FtBendTxAg said:

Reports of a Rangers West Division champs BILLBOARD in DFW.


I need proof



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Ranger fans in the postseason

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kb2001 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

MelvinUdall said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

MelvinUdall said:

Ranger fans are p***ies, the Astros owned them and they just got swept by the Mariners in the most important game of the year…suck it Arlington.
Interesting language... getting swept in one game? I guess you must be the guy that brings the broom to game 1 of a series?


Show me on the doll where the trashcan touched you.
Cute, from a guy who calls fans of other teams *******. Show me where Arlington touched you


On the bottom of my feet, looking up at the divisional champs
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bearkatag15 said:

Farmer1906 said:

FtBendTxAg said:

Reports of a Rangers West Division champs BILLBOARD in DFW.


I need proof




Baseball gods LOVE to smite that ***** Silly rangerettes should know better. They need to take that billboard down and put up a 5 starters in the all-star game one.
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Can't be excited about being the playoffs, oh well. I tend to forget we are dealing with the fans of the greatest franchise in the history of MLB.
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TexasAggiesWin said:

Can't be excited about being the playoffs, oh well. I tend to forget we are dealing with the fans of the greatest franchise in the history of MLB.


After what happened today, you still don't get it.
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Arlington is going to need another trophy case soon!

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Farmer1906 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Can't be excited about being the playoffs, oh well. I tend to forget we are dealing with the fans of the greatest franchise in the history of MLB.


After what happened today, you still don't get it.
I do, the Rangers screwed the pooch. However I imagine that you didn't (and the guys in Vegas, in fact) expect the Rangers to even be in the playoffs.
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Harry Dunne said:


Is this true ? Not to smart if it is
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TexasAggiesWin said:

Farmer1906 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Can't be excited about being the playoffs, oh well. I tend to forget we are dealing with the fans of the greatest franchise in the history of MLB.


After what happened today, you still don't get it.
I do, the Rangers screwed the pooch. However I imagine that you didn't (and the guys in Vegas, in fact) expect the Rangers to even be in the playoffs.


Nope. I doubt very very few did. And they prepared today/last night like a team that didn't know what they were doing.
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Yep
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Farmer1906 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Can't be excited about being the playoffs, oh well. I tend to forget we are dealing with the fans of the greatest franchise in the history of MLB.


After what happened today, you still don't get it.


Lol.
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Farmer1906 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Farmer1906 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Can't be excited about being the playoffs, oh well. I tend to forget we are dealing with the fans of the greatest franchise in the history of MLB.


After what happened today, you still don't get it.
I do, the Rangers screwed the pooch. However I imagine that you didn't (and the guys in Vegas, in fact) expect the Rangers to even be in the playoffs.


Nope. I doubt very very few did. And they prepared today/last night like a team that didn't know what they were doing.
Exactly, which is why I continue to laugh at the original response that "I don't get get it". I'm happy the Rangers are in the playoffs. Am I happy they didn't win the division? NO! However, I'm happy that we at least have a chance.
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Prosperdick said:

bearkatag15 said:

Farmer1906 said:

FtBendTxAg said:

Reports of a Rangers West Division champs BILLBOARD in DFW.


I need proof




Baseball gods LOVE to smite that ***** Silly rangerettes should know better. They need to take that billboard down and put up a 5 starters in the all-star game one.


This is the same type of s*** that Aggies make fun of Texas handing out rings for insignificant stuff…I can't imagine the amount of mental gymnastics that is going on in Rangers/Aggie with that sign.
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TexasAggiesWin said:

Farmer1906 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Farmer1906 said:

TexasAggiesWin said:

Can't be excited about being the playoffs, oh well. I tend to forget we are dealing with the fans of the greatest franchise in the history of MLB.


After what happened today, you still don't get it.
I do, the Rangers screwed the pooch. However I imagine that you didn't (and the guys in Vegas, in fact) expect the Rangers to even be in the playoffs.


Nope. I doubt very very few did. And they prepared today/last night like a team that didn't know what they were doing.
Exactly, which is why I continue to laugh at the original response that "I don't get get it". I'm happy the Rangers are in the playoffs. Am I happy they didn't win the division? NO! However, I'm happy that we at least have a chance.

And a month or so ago I recall a Rangers poster saying watching the playoffs wouldn't be as stressful as the final stretch of the regular season because he'd just be happy to be there and the rest is gravy.
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Farmer1906 said:

gigem1223 said:

Farmer1906 said:

Some of y'all didn't watch baseball in 2020 and it shows.


Weird how you weren't saying this 2 weeks ago….
Weird how you were curled up in the fetal position 2 weeks ago.
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Mathguy64 said:

Toronto had been tanking for several games.

MLB needs to reseed teams after the WC.


Easy enough to do. If I'm Baltimore, I'm pissed that I'm probably going to see a 99 win Tampa team in the ALDS.
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Anyone check on Grapesoda? I'm not sure there enough Ganja in the metroplex to get him through today.

In fact the whole crowd seems to have thinned out this afternoon. Everyone ok up there in Arlington?

It will be ok. That mushroom stamp mark that Seattle left on your forehead will fade by the time you play that 2:00 game in Stingrayland.
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Mathguy64 said:

Anyone check on Grapesoda? I'm not sure there enough Ganja in the metroplex to get him through today.

In fact the whole crowd seems to have thinned out this afternoon. Everyone ok up there in Arlington?

It will be ok. That mushroom stamp mark that Seattle left on your forehead will fade by the time you play that 2:00 game in Stingrayland.


That guy has moved onto lobbying for legalizing pot in Texas.
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:large

He made good on his promise.
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Harry Dunne said:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fw18vx3aUAAs9u4.jpg:large

He made good on his promise.
he looks a huge loser ****** how imagine must slack jawed yokel ranger fans are...they a **** stains
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Astros have a down year, practically gift wrap the division and Arlington can't even win then.

Lol.

I know, football, 'DFW doesn't think about Houston though we post about it incessantly', pick the excuse.




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BadAggie said:

Astros have a down year, practically gift wrap the division and Arlington can't even win then.

Lol.

I know, football, 'DFW doesn't think about Houston though we post about it incessantly', pick the excuse.







I know and the Rangers stayed completely healthy all year too. Definitely didn't lose an ace and multiple other starters throughout the season as well.
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Quincey P. Morris said:

BadAggie said:

Astros have a down year, practically gift wrap the division and Arlington can't even win then.

Lol.

I know, football, 'DFW doesn't think about Houston though we post about it incessantly', pick the excuse.







I know and the Rangers stayed completely healthy all year too. Definitely didn't lose an ace and multiple other starters throughout the season as well.

Lol yeah the Astros were injury free this season too.

Pick another excuse.
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Quincey P. Morris said:

BadAggie said:

Astros have a down year, practically gift wrap the division and Arlington can't even win then.

Lol.

I know, football, 'DFW doesn't think about Houston though we post about it incessantly', pick the excuse.







I know and the Rangers stayed completely healthy all year too. Definitely didn't lose an ace and multiple other starters throughout the season as well.

Do degrom/scherzer injuries even count when it was 100% expected from the start?

Degrom is a ranger because the Mets didn't think he was worth the injury risk
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BadAggie said:

Quincey P. Morris said:

BadAggie said:

Astros have a down year, practically gift wrap the division and Arlington can't even win then.

Lol.

I know, football, 'DFW doesn't think about Houston though we post about it incessantly', pick the excuse.







I know and the Rangers stayed completely healthy all year too. Definitely didn't lose an ace and multiple other starters throughout the season as well.

Lol yeah the Astros were injury free this season too.

Pick another excuse.


Thus the as well. I know you had injuries skippy.
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Still laughing at the rangers
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The D said:

Still laughing at the rangers


I'm just laughing at all this crowing over the division coming down to the last day of the season against a team that's supposedly vastly inferior.
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Slowly starting to fill the case.
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Rangers choke again. Need to get back to punching people to make their presence known.
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Florida Aggie said:

Slowly starting to fill the case.



Lmao
 
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